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So...

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Thread opened after I left, I saw the Potion PM when I logged in during break, I threw together a rushed couple of posts, and then I ran out the door.

...And then I came back in the door and shot Zell a PM. On the very remote chance I got Red.

I have read nothing, there is no rhyme or reason here, there is only... regret. 😂

If I lived I was absolutely having Zell change this thread's title to The Farfetched Plane. I figured it was already the FFX reference.

AND I REITERATE THAT ANY AND ALL THINGS REMOTELY X-3 RELATED ARE FUCKING AWFUL
 
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@Raine is here

My first rolls for her were Jailer, Warden, Jailer, and then Ritualist
Ohmygawwwd, your RNG is so busted. :rofl

Well, Raine, one day you will survive longer than a day in one of these games I'm in with you.
Don't count on it! :chuckle




Anyway, yes, TD has the Spell. I really, genuinely was not going to do it at all but Kelly mentioned TD brought up the Alchemist so I figured with zero context on anything else that TD is either 1) the Alchemist or 2) the other victim.

I have made my bed. It is dirty and full of fleas. 😂

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Anyway, yes, TD has the Spell. I really, genuinely was not going to do it at all but Kelly mentioned TD brought up the Alchemist so I figured with zero context on anything else that TD is either 1) the Alchemist or 2) the other victim.
You'll be...relieved? Horrified? To know that he is neither.
 

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It would be funny if they got alerted but couldn't check it, so they are just left wondering what the dead are saying about them.

Hmm… I like the way you think. Just a dead-end permission page. Y’all could light people up from in here and annoy the piss outta people. I like it.
 
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Finally settled in for the night, aside from grabbing dinner from the oven in a couple of minutes.

I have decided to be dumb and read the thread! Since I am, uh, technically still involved as I gave the Spell to somebody.

So... I dunno how far I'll get, it's 10 pages and still going. But it might be fun to just post some unfiltered thoughts. No coded messages, no subterfuge, just what I see and what I think it means and maybe how I'd use some of it. Onwards...

To The Farfetched Plane! :nuts
 

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>> Jon is murdered by the wolves
So... Jon is #8 (see below) and revealed to be the Red Lady. First off, who the fuck chooses #8? :chuckle

Because Jon is the Red Lady, which is probably going to wind up killing itself anyway and is a Regular/Random Villager, this is most likely a completely blind shot from the wolves. There's zero benefit for the wolves here, they just chose a number that is more unlikely to be chosen by bored/lazy protectors or deflectors.

The Solo Killer not having a registered kill here doesn't necessarily mean anything yet. Serial stacks, Arsonist is slow, Alchemist and Illusionist happen during the day. Strongly rules out Corruptor though.


>> Who has what number is shown
Also jumping ahead here, but I have my role claim locked with this. It's too perfect a sell.
 

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I would never intentionally choose a wolf. :tease
Don't feel bad, I got the shit end of this game's stick.

I got Red lady, a too risky for me role.

Don't use it. Get killed night one.

Regret not using ability because I could give a Ritualist knowledge.

Ritualist is alchemist poisoned night 1 and is the first to join me.

Ritualist give revive to wolf, so even for the brief time he's with us, no knowledge is transferred.

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I say that and then immediately get distracted by my partner. But no matter! :rofl


We better have a medium.
Jonny boy found a wooooolf.
Strange to be fishing for a reaction like this with a deliberate misread, even with the alleged new play approach. 🤔


...Even if there are hints in all this flatulence I'm not going to look or consider deeply enough to find them... 👀


As we have all recently learned, this is a Freudian slip and Tommy is a wolf.
Not really though. ...Probably.

Y'all are shooting the shit, but I'm here shooting in the dark. Who are we gunning for, y'all?
No. Absolutely not. But I'll add it to the list to pad numbers later, you can bet your ass.

Okay. I'll do something different. I'm dropping a hint to my role:
Punk. :tease

See, the thing here is that it doesn't actually matter what you claim or how you claim it. It just matters that you have something on the board that people can speculate/comment on/counter-claim. The people that have nothing on the board are still either 1) anti-town because they aren't willing to open themselves up in any way, or 2) just not contributing/paying attention at all. In either event, it's generally fine doing away with them and using the information that comes out of it to make more accurate future moves.

The issue that arises later is if what you claim early does not have a logical follow-through to what you actually have/follow-up claim. But this also kind of assumes you even live long enough for that to be a concern.

At least for me. You gotta worry about other things with other players.



Looks like I've arrived at the end of Page 2. Honestly not very productive, but that's not terribly unusual. So we got...

Confirmed:
Jon - Red Lady (ded)

Claims:
Smacktard - Farcical killer claim
Jawneh - Claiming Loud Mouth for serious?
 

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I stopped reading... 13 pages of BS when I'm not actually involved is too much.
It's a double-edged sword, unfortunately.

It does legitimately stop a lot of townies from being able to be informed and make good decisions, because there's just too much white noise.

But it also obfuscates the fuck out of the anti-town factions, making them less likely to pick up on more subtle claims while a pro-town union begins to take shape.

That's honestly probably my biggest contribution, when I don't fucking die. 😂 I know basically what I'm looking for and I'm decent at compiling and analyzing datasets, so provided I don't get too busy or too distracted I can help the town stay ahead of the wolves - and sometimes, rarely, actually catch some of them myself.
 

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The town could collectively benefit from adhering to Occam's Razor more.

If what someone's saying doesn't make sense, there's a reason for that. Some of the things that started happening at the tail end of the last game were fairly painful to watch. 😂
 
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On page 3, I've arrived at... my post? Kind of surprising it's not that deep in, only post #114. Anyway.

This is not a misdirection, there are no red or false flags here, this is not a trap.
Here's your hint: The nexus of destiny and rivalry is fucking hilarious and RNG is incapable of stopping it. I can't wait for the post-game to see how close Night 0 was to having me in stitches.
Oh also because Zell is a good jokester, until such time that SOMEONE FUCKING MURDERED ME, I will:

Change my vote to Jawneh
I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

SO MANY THINGS TO TWIST AND TURN

Anyway back to work see y'all in hell or after work, really they're the same thing :wave

It's... complicated, sometimes, to know what I'm going to lie about on Day 1. I'm definitely going to lie about my role in some capacity, I might lie about how much time I have available, I may or may not lie about adhering to the town's wishes or the exact parameters of what I'm saying. :shrug As the game goes on I slowly stop lying, but... well I kind of need to start living longer again for that to really matter.

Anyway! Was honest about time, was honest about having the Alchemist potion (obviously), was honest about not wanting to go too deep into the weeds since my goose might've been cooked. But I did lie about the stuff in red and those were part of the role claim I decided to go with last night. As mentioned, the random number assignment worked pretty well in my favor I think.

I was, uh, obviously (I think?) claiming Flagger. I have a silly little superstition that either #4 or #5 is always a wolf - I think I've spoken about it before in other games - and people love being lazy and choosing the top or bottom numbers. It just so happened that Kat has in recent games been ganking the fuck outta me, and I have a history of chasing Jawneh around to make him squeal. So I was going to say that I had protected number 2 and redirected it to number 4, and was deeply amused by the outcome of who they were.

Simple, easy, to the point. IDK.

I don't think I've ever had an aura that wasn't Unknown or Evil. I'm really scraping the barrel here for things I can originally false claim based strictly on aura. :chuckle


TD first brought up the Alchemist out of nowhere. Seers, do your shit.
This is more than a bit disingenuous, having actually read the post in question now. At the time, having read nothing else besides people responding to my posts, I assumed as mentioned that TD was the Alchemist himself or was given the other potion.

Sort of on a lark this post is the singular reason I gave TD the Spell. I never want the Solo Killer out of the game too early because they want the wolves dead and prevent the wolves from winning whilst alive (which is, also, the impetus for reviving TD when he was the Illusionist - the town was about to lose if Jawneh missed his shot, there were no downsides from a "prevent wolves from winning" standpoint).

I would not, at this point in the thread, remotely rule out Kelly being a wolf trying to waste potential pro-town Seer usage or being the Alchemist himself and baiting. But we'll see...


Y'all act like I would tell you straight to the face I was a bad guy.

How bold do you think I am?
He would totally do this, of course. 😂 Especially if he's just vibing and not playing as seriously/attentively as before for positive health effects.

I'm probably always okay taking a chance reviving the SK. The only thing I would explicitly not want to revive is a wolf (and the Fool, if that's present).

What if Raine is the Headhunter just trying to get me killed?
I don't currently have any solid plans for what I'll do if I wind up having a Solo role.

This is... probably not something I would do, though. And I think TD knows my schedule enough by now to be able to calculate about how much of the thread I've seen, so I think he's just drumming up some more FUD here.


I wouldn't put it past her being the alchemist and feigning getting a potion. But we'll pass that bridge a bit later.
As a general rule of thumb, people shouldn't do the same gambit in back-to-back games.

For me personally, I'm attempting pushing buttons and pulling levers in different ways every game. One part experimenting to see what works, one part seeing how much I can get away with 'cause it's both fun and funny. :tease

The Shadow Wolf has manipulated today's voting.

Voting will be done via PM to me.
I don't really understand the rationale for this, if I'm honest. The town basically never lynches on Day 1 anyway, so the wolves aren't so much stealing a kill away from the town as they are narrowing the noose around their own neck. There are two avenues of consideration here:

1) Timing, this is happening at 1:03 PM.
1A) This is roughly the time period Tubby queued his action for when he was Shadow Wolf and I was on his team. Ergo, one could perhaps argue that Tubby/Kelly/Benzine have a higher-than-average probability of being a wolf, if not necessarily the Shadow Wolf itself.
1B) This is happening basically immediately after my announcement of the Alchemist. It is, then, also quite possible that the wolves wanted to lynch me thinking I was doing the Jailer gambit (wrong), TD thinking he's the Alchemist because he brought it up (my Spell invalidates their Shadow - and apparently they're wrong), or Kelly because they assume the same things I assume above (which may implicate TD as wolf, possibly?).

2) Wolf roles. Obviously they have a Shadow Wolf, but if their Night 0 kill on Jon is any indication they probably don't have a Seer. We could extrapolate a couple of ideas from this, like that they're probably going to end up burning Shadow on another Regular/Random Townie and hurt their attempt longer-term. Also a clear sign of aggression, meaning they may have a Blitzkrieg alignment - if I had a protector role, I would immediately be more wary than usual.

What are the odds of there being 2 red ladies?
Is this a role claim...? Honestly shortkut's been all over the damn place the last several games. I gave Alu credit in the last game for just saying he had "no intel" or something along those lines, and that mostly worked out. So, sure, why not. It's on the board.

We're halfway all the way through Page 4 and nothing of consequence has occurred save my announcement (and impending death) and the Shadow Wolf descending. Oof.


Running claim tally (4):
Smacktard - Farcical killer
Jawneh - Claiming Loud Mouth for serious?
shortkut - Potentially teasing second Red Lady?
Raine - lolFlagger

Posted and no hint/claim that I can discern at present (7):
Alu
Fool's Requiem
GwJumpman
Local Hero
TD
Tommy Boy
Tubby23

Yet to appear (4):
Benzine
Dean
Kat
VashTheStampede
 
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I usually spoiler tag longer posts that people aren't likely to (want to) read but there's only a handful of us here anyway so it's whatever. :chuckle

That's as far as I'm getting tonight, I'm sure they'll have the thread up to 20 pages or more by the time it locks up.

Having 7 people show up and contribute to white noise whilst not giving information that I can parse is... A Problem™. That's 200 posts, probably at least 20 minutes of skimming/reading, and we'll say that our average player will have walked away only knowing there's an unidentified Alchemist, an unidentified Shadow Wolf, and two or three hints/claims. 🤔

Anyway, good night! I'll wall of text more tomorrow 'cause that's how I roll. :wave
 
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Reading your posts are like Cliff's notes of the stupidity going on in the alive thread, so I'm appreciative. I've stopped following along other than knowing they are trying to lynch Benzine.

So @Zell 17 how many votes are you still overall missing?

Also, because shortkut said it (and he doesn't read so he won't see this), thanks. I did get to mostly finish my game because I was killed first! Just working on some formatting and forum use testing!
 
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Reading your posts are like Cliff's notes of the stupidity going on in the alive thread, so I'm appreciative. I've stopped following along other than knowing they are trying to lynch Benzine.

So @Zell 17 how many votes are you still overall missing?

Also, because shortkut said it (and he doesn't read so he won't see this), thanks. I did get to mostly finish my game because I was killed first! Just working on some formatting and forum use testing!
Get it ready might be showtime sooner than you think
 
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As we have all recently learned, this is a Freudian slip and Tommy is a wolf.
Not really though. ...Probably.
I realized this after I posted the gif but knew I couldn't delete my post. It's ok lol, I feel a lot less anxious when I'm on the village team and acting sus doesn't bother me because I know I'm being honest. I would have loved to see your play-by-plays if this game went to full steam, though.
 

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He's memeing, I hope? :chuckle

Either that or people are setting themselves up for a bad time... 👀
I suspected Benzine was fishing to see if I was The Fool, I think he knows I wouldn't be for it - but he could've genuinely believed it.
He would totally do this, of course. 😂 Especially if he's just vibing and not playing as seriously/attentively as before for positive health effects.
Oh.. you've seen nothing yet of what the new TD will do. Same player, different attitude, all new chaos. Gotta disperse with those apparent tells.
The only thing I would explicitly not want to revive is a wolf (and the Fool, if that's present).
I laughed out loud.
I don't currently have any solid plans for what I'll do if I wind up having a Solo role.

This is... probably not something I would do, though. And I think TD knows my schedule enough by now to be able to calculate about how much of the thread I've seen, so I think he's just drumming up some more FUD here.
My plan was to bring up the Headhunter as much as possible and to really just throw a wrench in any semblance of the town trying to unite.
 

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@Raine, I'm sorry I suspected you of picking a wolf or solo killer. Clearly, the solo villager is a more refined and sophisticated choice.
Exaaactly. Sophisticated ladies are just naturally drawn to the dangerous vibes only a Solo (player) can provide. Obviously!

I mean not sure what that means about my excuse but we'll address that some other time. :rofl

I suspected Benzine was fishing to see if I was The Fool, I think he knows I wouldn't be for it - but he could've genuinely believed it.
It's impossible to tell because, despite it objectively being something people shouldn't expect to keep happening - it keeps happening?! 🤣

TD said:
I laughed out loud.
IT HURTS, THE PAIN

I mean at least they blew you up. Could you imagine everyone's expression if Jawneh pewpew'd you, everyone breathed a sigh of relief about the near-miss... and then YOU CAME BACK. 🤯
 
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