Zell Wolf GWF Zell Wolf Version X: "I wanna be a blitzball" Day 1

[shortkut]

Of discussions that could start off this game, this was not up there on my list.

@Tommy Boy wants to control the narrative. He’s playing to win

 

[TD]

@Tommy Boy wants to control the narrative. He’s playing to win

Tommy was the wolf team MVP.

The mastermind behind our ideas.

Moral of the story: don't sleep on Tommy.

 

[Smacktard]

@shortkut
@Alu
@Local Hero
What do you three have in common?

 

[Local Hero]

Reading comprehension

 

[Aluse Cannon]

@shortkut
@Alu
@Local Hero
What do you three have in common?

We're not in Saudi.

 

[Smacktard]

Reading comprehension

hmmm....

arguable.

We're not in Saudi.

Ackshually, there are many subcontractor asses in Saudi. I'm one of them.

 

[Local Hero]

@shortkut
@Alu
@Local Hero
What do you three have in common?

For real though, care to elaborate what connection you've noticed?

I can assure you that one doesn't exist, other that we might all be townies. Can't speak for the other two handsome gents

 

[TD]

Can't speak for the other two handsome gents

Sign of Alliance.

All three are wolves.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[TD]

 

[Smacktard]

For real though, care to elaborate what connection you've noticed?

 

[Local Hero]

I don't like getting picked on

(Literally lol, because you're wolves)

 

[TD]

Kelly and I have spent a lot of time together.

One fine night in jail before I was brutally murdered and that time we ran around naked in the moonlight.

We see the same things by now.

 

[Raine]

Shit I don't know if I'm dead or not. If I am, uh... apologies? I'm running super low on time here.

FIRST OFF I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIOUS POST IN THIS THREAD WITHOUT ADDRESSING THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Chickenwuss has gone too far this time. Too far! This is not a misdirection, there are no red or false flags here, this is not a trap. This. Is. WAR!!

One does not simply reference that abomination of a fanfic-esque drivel that shits on the legacy of FFX and gets away with it.

Voting @Zell 17 in spirit if not in practice.

 

[Smacktard]

I don't like getting picked on

(Literally lol, because you're wolves)

no

u

 

[Jawneh]

What if the team assignment is the same this in this game too, but just with new role assignments.

 

[Smacktard]

What if the team assignment is the same this in this game too, but just with new role assignments.

If that's the case, I got the wrong memo, pardner

 

[TD]

Shit I don't know if I'm dead or not. If I am, uh... apologies? I'm running super low on time here.

FIRST OFF I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIOUS POST IN THIS THREAD WITHOUT ADDRESSING THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Chickenwuss has gone too far this time. Too far! This is not a misdirection, there are no red or false flags here, this is not a trap. This. Is. WAR!!

One does not simply reference that abomination of a fanfic-esque drivel that shits on the legacy of FFX and gets away with it.

Voting @Zell 17 in spirit if not in practice.

Hello ride or die.

 

[TD]

What if the team assignment is the same this in this game too, but just with new role assignments.

I found it particularly odd that I was #3 again.

 

[Jawneh]

I found it particularly odd that I was #3 again.

Dammit, I'm a different number this time around.

... but I was #8 last game and that was Jon now.

 

[shortkut]

Tommy was the wolf team MVP.

The mastermind behind our ideas.

Moral of the story: don't sleep on Tommy.

Or with him because he might shit on your chest while you sleep

 

[shortkut]

@shortkut
@Alu
@Local Hero
What do you three have in common?

We’re registered on GWF

 

[TD]

Dammit, I'm a different number this time around.

... but I was #8 last game and that was Jon now.

Interesting enough, 4, 7, and 13 were all wolves.

 

[Smacktard]

We’re registered on GWF

ahhhh yes the gamewolf forums...

 

[TD]

Or with him because he might shit on your chest while you sleep

 

[Raine]

Ugh just like a man to take the SHE out of Sheriff!

Okay so I appear to be alive. That's... good. But potentially not long-lasting.

I received a Potion. There is an Alchemist amongst us.

Obviously I don't know which color I got, but... yeah.


Also since I don't know if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna half-ass my standard role claim. Sorry.

Here's your hint: The nexus of destiny and rivalry is fucking hilarious and RNG is incapable of stopping it. I can't wait for the post-game to see how close Night 0 was to having me in stitches.

 

[Raine]

Oh also because Zell is a good jokester, until such time that SOMEONE FUCKING MURDERED ME, I will:

Change my vote to Jawneh

Blood for the Blood God motherfuckers!

 

[TD]

Okay so I appear to be alive. That's... good. But potentially not long-lasting.

I received a Potion. There is an Alchemist amongst us.

Obviously I don't know which color I got, but... yeah.


Also since I don't know if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna half-ass my standard role claim. Sorry.

Here's your hint: The nexus of destiny and rivalry is fucking hilarious and RNG is incapable of stopping it. I can't wait for the post-game to see how close Night 0 was to having me in stitches.

I can't read what that says in dark mode can you say it a little louder?

 

[Raine]

I can't read what that says in dark mode can you say it a little louder?

I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT RED OR BLACK IN CASE SOME OBSERVANT PEOPLE READ TOO MUCH INTO IT

I GOT A POTION, THERE'S AN ALCHEMIST, I'M GONNA DIE EITHER TODAY IF BLACK OR SOON™ IF RED AND ALL MY FUN WILL BE TAKEN FROM ME

 

[Smacktard]

Okay so I appear to be alive. That's... good. But potentially not long-lasting.

I received a Potion. There is an Alchemist amongst us.

Obviously I don't know which color I got, but... yeah.


Also since I don't know if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna half-ass my standard role claim. Sorry.

Here's your hint: The nexus of destiny and rivalry is fucking hilarious and RNG is incapable of stopping it. I can't wait for the post-game to see how close Night 0 was to having me in stitches.

TD first brought up the Alchemist out of nowhere. Seers, do your shit.

 

[TD]

I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT RED OR BLACK IN CASE SOME OBSERVANT PEOPLE READ TOO MUCH INTO IT

I GOT A POTION, THERE'S AN ALCHEMIST, I'M GONNA DIE EITHER TODAY IF BLACK OR SOON™ IF RED AND ALL MY FUN WILL BE TAKEN FROM ME

TD first brought up the Alchemist out of nowhere. Seers, do your shit.

Y'all act like I would tell you straight to the face I was a bad guy.

How bold do you think I am?

 

[Jawneh]

Oh also because Zell is a good jokester, until such time that SOMEONE FUCKING MURDERED ME, I will:

Change my vote to Jawneh

Blood for the Blood God motherfuckers!

 

[Raine]

TD first brought up the Alchemist out of nowhere. Seers, do your shit.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME TD

I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

SO MANY THINGS TO TWIST AND TURN

Anyway back to work see y'all in hell or after work, really they're the same thing

 

[Smacktard]

Y'all act like I would tell you straight to the face I was a bad guy.

How bold do you think I am?

I think you can't help yourself sometimes

 

[TD]

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME TD

I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

SO MANY THINGS TO TWIST AND TURN

Anyway back to work see y'all in hell or after work, really they're the same thing

Would it be a bad joke to tell you I need you to die for me?

 

[TD]

I think you can't help yourself sometimes

I will say that I appreciate you calling for the seers cause we both know we would want proof of this before taking THAT swing.

 

[shortkut]

How bold do you think I am?

This bold

 

[TD]

This bold

 

[TD]

What if Raine is the Headhunter just trying to get me killed?

 

[Jawneh]

What if Raine is the Headhunter just trying to get me killed?

Is there a downside?

 

[TD]

Is there a downside?

Headhunter instant win?

 

[Jawneh]

Headhunter instant win?

 

[TD]

 

[TD]

PS. Conan is incredible.

 

[Jawneh]

I wonder if there will ever be a day where I'll be the headhunter and I got to get Benzine lynched.

I don't know if it would be easier or harder for me to do that.

 

[TD]

I wonder if there will ever be a day where I'll be the headhunter and I got to get Benzine lynched.

I don't know if it would be easier or harder for me to do that.

Now that would be poetic justice.

 

[Jawneh]

Now that would be poetic justice.

Could say the same about Raine getting me lynched thanks to me doing it to her, but it's not like she'd live long enough to make that happen.

 

[TD]

Could say the same about Raine getting me lynched thanks to me doing it to her, but it's not like she'd live long enough to make that happen.

Assuming she's not lying and just trying to mess with me yet again.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Hi guys, what'd I miss??

 

[Jawneh]

Assuming she's not lying and just trying to mess with me yet again.

I wouldn't put it past her being the alchemist and feigning getting a potion. But we'll pass that bridge a bit later.