VTS Mafia The Morgue (Year 2)

[TD]

The fact the town can still win after not catching any bad guys and facing an absolutely stacked deck blows my mind.

 

[TD]

Aren't you town? Don't you win if the town wins?

Meh - entertainment is more important to me than the W.

 

[Local Hero]

The town killed more town than the mad bomber

 

[Christina]

#teamtubby

 

[Tommy Boy]

Do you think they'll go back and read the whole thread? 1,400 posts lol

 

[TD]

Do you think they'll go back and read the whole thread? 1,400 posts lol

Tubby probably would.
Everyone else will just see my post count and be like "oh and it's gibberish" except this time it's not.

 

[Tommy Boy]

Tubby probably would.
Everyone else will just see my post count and be like "oh and it's gibberish" except this time it's not.

You need a Rorschach badge for all the detective work in your afterlife

 

[TD]

You need a Rorschach badge for all the detective work in your afterlife

I was pretty disappointed that Dean died when he did and everything became unusable.

...maybe for the best with what's happened though.

 

[Mark]

You need a Rorschach badge for all the detective work in your afterlife

Or…



Or did I overthink and are you just looking for…

 

[VashTheStampede]

I think we should definitely use one of those for a badge for a Gumshoe uncovering a Clue.

Which TD did right before he died.

 

[TD]

I feel like whenever someone says badge it's an instant summoning beacon for Mark.


I like them all - I think I like the first the best.

 

[Local Hero]

I think we should definitely use one of those for a badge for a Gumshoe uncovering a Clue.

Which TD did right before he died.

Tommy and I uncovered clues too!

 

[Christina]

Crystal ball for the gypsy.

 

[Christina]

Jail bars for the snitch

 

[TD]

Crystal ball for the gypsy.

Jail bars for the snitch

 

[Mark]

I feel like whenever someone says badge it's an instant summoning beacon for Mark.


I like them all - I think I like the first the best.

I ALWAYS show up to fuck around. You can always count on me to abuse my power for shits and/or giggles.

 

[TD]

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Alternative for Gypsy. Don't know what to search for snitch.

 

[Mark]

Alternative for Gypsy. Don't know what to search for snitch.

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A fucking rat. Duh.

 

[TD]

A fucking rat. Duh.

 

[Mark]

Y’all wanna give me some descriptions for these, or do y’all REALLY wanna deal with the most generic shit I can think of?

 

[TD]

Y’all wanna give me some descriptions for these, or do y’all REALLY wanna deal with the most generic shit I can think of?

I'm not the creative writer here.
But...

@VashTheStampede
?

 

[Mark]

I'm not the creative writer here.
But...

@VashTheStampede
?

That’s why my job is just to do stuff. No think. Just press buttons.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Ok so for Gypsy it should say "Lightning strikes maybe once, maybe twice" because it takes fuckin luck and those are lyrics from Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac.

 

[VashTheStampede]

"Snitches get stitches" of course, for the Snitch

 

[VashTheStampede]

And "You're trapped in here with me" for the Gumshoe because Rorschach in jail and TD in Morgue

 

[VashTheStampede]

WAIT SHIT it's "You're locked in here with me" not trapped

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Alternative for Gypsy. Don't know what to search for snitch.

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hot gypsy woman ftw

 

[TD]

Also I'm posting this cause it's so good and I'm happy with it.

 

[Local Hero]

I thought they was chicken friend steak with ice cream on top at first

 

[Jon]

Tommy and I uncovered clues too!

In my defense, when on trial I had absolutely everyone pegged but couldn't convince Kut and canadaguy...

 

[Local Hero]

In my defense, when on trial I had absolutely everyone pegged but couldn't convince Kut and canadaguy...

 

[TD]

I thought they was chicken friend steak with ice cream on top at first

Tell me more about chicken friend steak.

This is blueberry pancakes, bacon, ice cream with blueberry repear sauce, and Jamaican chocolate liqeur.

 

[Local Hero]

Tell me more about chicken friend steak.

This is blueberry pancakes, bacon, ice cream with blueberry ghost sauce, and Jamaican chocolate liqeur.

Dang that sounds good, and I don't care for sweets

 

[TD]

Also I'm posting this cause it's so good and I'm happy with it.

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hers was better wasn't it?

 

[Local Hero]

My wife: "You don't know how to take a picture - here!"

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hers was better wasn't it?

Where's the coffee!?

 

[Jon]

Her picture is far superior to yours. She was right.

 

[TD]

Where's the coffee!?

I actually love coffee but I'm a morning and lunch coffee kinda guy.

 

[TD]

Speaking of coffee - putting this chocolate liquer in a coffee?

 

[Mark]

Alright. I’m back.



Current list of Mafia badges.

Now I want coffee.

@TD, your wife is the better photographer.

 

[Local Hero]

Speaking of coffee - putting this chocolate liquer in a coffee?

I buy Kamora, poor man's Kahlua.

So good in coffee.

 

[Tommy Boy]

Can I have the gypsy one pls

 

[TD]

Can I have the gypsy one pls

I picked that lady out just for  you, Tommy.

 

[Mark]

Can I have the gypsy one pls

I wasn’t sure who all was supposed to get them, so I left that part for Vash.

 

[Christina]

Fool's should be getting that OJ badge. Very fitting since he was guilty.

 

[Jon]

Wait where's the foreman badge!

 

[Mark]

Wait where's the foreman badge!

Fuck. I must have missed that part. Y’all are too quick. What page was it on? You might reply before I find it.

 

[Christina]

Oh! There's supposed to be a bailiff badge, for Shortkut swapping out a mafia off the jury.

 

[Jon]

Fuck. I must have missed that part. Y’all are too quick. What page was it on? You might reply before I find it.

There isn't one, I was just fucking with you lol

 

[TD]

Oh! There's supposed to be a bailiff badge, for Shortkut swapping out a mafia off the jury.

kut is going to be so happy about getting another badge.

 

[TD]

I wasn’t sure who all was supposed to get them, so I left that part for Vash.

Tommy is the Gypsy.
Local is the Rat.
TD is Rorschach.
Fools is OJ Simpson.

No pyramid until they're dead.
Um. Did I miss anyone guys?