GW Mario Party

[Nae'blis]

Run into the cactus to boing myself.

If you're going to boing yourself, do it in your room!

 

[Jon]

If you're going to boing yourself, do it in your room!

And use protection!

 

[Ben]

And use protection!

From myself?

 

[Jon]

From myself?

Better safe than sorry unless you want more Bennitos.

 

[The Flame]

Toad dons his Bowser Suit and passes Goomba, who fearfully coughs up all 13 of his coins.
His pockets now full of coins, he dashes at the cacti, and boings himself off to the east side of the board.
Reach the star space, Toad turns to Toadsworth. But the old brown toad just looks through him and fades away.
It appears this star was the mirage!
Landing on a blue space, Toad collects 6 more coins.

Scoreboard
7th: Ben/Toad: x1, x30, Items: Skeleton Key
6th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x1, x31
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x18, Items: Lucky Lamp
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x36, Items: Bowser Phone, Dueling Glove, Warp Block
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x4, x29
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x50, Items: Magic Lamp
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
8th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x64, Items: Reverse Mushroom

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BOOM BOOM START!​

@VashTheStampede

 

[VashTheStampede]

I roll

 

[VashTheStampede]

Towards the bank plz

 

[The Flame]

Boom Boom takes a little stroll and lands on a red space.
-6 coins

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x30, Items: Skeleton Key
7th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x1, x25
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x18, Items: Lucky Lamp
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x36, Items: Bowser Phone, Dueling Glove, Warp Block
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x4, x29
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x50, Items: Magic Lamp
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
8th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x64, Items: Reverse Mushroom

​

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YOSHI START!​

@Spiner202
Items: Lucky Lamp

 

[Spiner202]

Go Yoshi Go

 

[The Flame]

Blue space +6 coins

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x30, Items: Skeleton Key
7th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x1, x25
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x24, Items: Lucky Lamp
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x36, Items: Bowser Phone, Dueling Glove, Warp Block
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x4, x29
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x50, Items: Magic Lamp
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
8th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x64, Items: Reverse Mushroom

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BOO START!​

@shortkut
Items: Bowser Phone, Dueling Glove, Warp Block

 

[shortkut]

Question: can I move backwards to the star?

 

[shortkut]

While waiting for an answer, use bowser phone on Yoshi

 

[The Flame]

Question: can I move backwards to the star?

Not without a reverse mushroom you can't. Could've used that warp block of yours and hoped to swap places with Goomba or Toad, but too late now lol.

You call up Bowser on the phone and do your best Yoshi impression.
"EEHEEHEE it's me, Yoshi! Wahoo! Yoshi, Yoshi!"
"Ahh, Yoshi huh? I'll be right over" , the koopa king replies.

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"BWAHAHA! Welcome, Yoshi! So glad you decided to call me! I know you're eager to spin the wheel, so go right ahead!"
The Bowser Roulette begins, and after a while it lands on...

Bowser Shuffle
>Star Steal<
Bowser Suit Giveaway
30 Coins for Bowser
30 Coins for Bowser
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...Bowser looks at the roulette wheel, then stares at Yoshi nervously. After a long moment, he quickly turns and starts running away, huffing and puffing as the koopa kids follow after him.

Bowser ran!

@shortkut Welp, time to roll your d10

 

[shortkut]

Too late indeed

 

[The Flame]

Boo floats by the bank, which takes 5 coins from him, then lands on a blue space to replace it with 6 more.
There are now 38 coins in the bank.

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x30, Items: Skeleton Key
7th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x1, x25
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x24, Items: Lucky Lamp
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x37, Items: Dueling Glove, Warp Block
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x4, x29
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x50, Items: Magic Lamp
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
8th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x64, Items: Reverse Mushroom

​

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DRY BONES START!​

@Jon
Which way we goin sir

 

[Jon]

Since I am not getting to another star, I'm just gonna stay within this circle. So right.

 

[The Flame]

+6 coins for blue space

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x30, Items: Skeleton Key
7th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x1, x25
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x24, Items: Lucky Lamp
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x37, Items: Dueling Glove, Warp Block
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x4, x35
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x50, Items: Magic Lamp
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
8th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x64, Items: Reverse Mushroom

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LUIGI START!​

@Rick52
Items: Magic Lamp

 

[Rick52]

lampin, buyin, rollin

 

[The Flame]

Luigi pulls out his magic lamp and rubs it. Soon the area is filled with a colorful smoke, and standing before him is a massive genie.
"You called, master?"

"A star, is it? Very well, I will take you there."
Luigi is flung to the star space, where he meets Toadsworth, and makes a 20 coin purchase...

LUIGI GOT A STAR!​

He continues forward and collects 6 coins on a blue space. Here's your updated scoreboard and star locations:

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x30, Items: Skeleton Key
7th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x1, x25
3rd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x24, Items: Lucky Lamp
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x37, Items: Dueling Glove, Warp Block
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x4, x35
2nd: Rick52/Luigi: x2, x36
4th: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
8th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x64, Items: Reverse Mushroom

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GOOMBA START!​

@Nae'blis
Items: Cellular Shopper

 

[Nae'blis]

Assuming I don't roll a 1, I'll hit the first cactus and fly off to the right and go down towards the star.

 

[Nae'blis]

It probably helps if I roll the flippin' dice too.

 

[The Flame]

Goomba flings himself across the board and heads down towards the star, landing on a Battle Space.
A gunshot rings out, and the battle goomba parachutes down.
"IT'S BATTLE GAME TIME! Let's see how many coins you'll all put on the line this time!"
The wheel is spun, and it lands on...
"10 coins! Everybody pay up."
10 coins are taken from each of you, leaving you with this:

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x20, Items: Skeleton Key
7th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x1, x15
3rd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x14, Items: Lucky Lamp
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x27, Items: Dueling Glove, Warp Block
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x4, x25
2nd: Rick52/Luigi: x2, x26
4th: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
8th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x54, Items: Reverse Mushroom

"As usual, SOMEBODY's holding out on us." The battle goomba stares directly at Goomba. "Whatever, let's just get started"

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70-Coin Battle Mini-Game!
Day at the Races
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How to Play
This was my favorite mini-game as a kid, and it is pure luck. Each player will choose between 8 creatures to represent them in a race. Your chosen creature's placement in the race will determine your placement in the game. Certain creatures were supposed to be more likely to win, but I'll be real with you. I already simulated the races and the results were pretty damn random despite the advantages/obstacles added in. I used a game called "DIY Horse Race Thing" on itchio and did several little tournaments to ensure every character had equal participation, and I broke all ties that occurred among their win count.

Once a player has chosen a creature to represent them, that creature is no longer available. Choice order is decided by current board standings, so Lumalee will be choosing first, and Dry Bones will be stuck with whatever's leftover at the end.

1. Lumalee / Gloom
2. Boom Boom / Vash
3. Toad / Ben
4. Boo / kut
5. Goomba / Nae'blis
6. Yoshi / Spiner
7. Luigi / Rick
8. Dry Bones / Jon

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@Gloom-is-good here are your options. Choose your champion "horse".

 

[Nae'blis]

"As usual, SOMEBODY's holding out on us." The battle goomba stares directly at Goomba. "Whatever, let's just get started"

Hey! I blame Toad, he stole my sweet, sweet coins!

 

[Gloom-is-good]

I'll take Peepa @The Flame

 

[The Flame]

Lumalee = Peepa

@VashTheStampede has next pick

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'll go with my boy sitting here on the couch with me

 

[The Flame]

Player	Racer
Gloom	Peepa
Vash	Chain Chomp
Ben
shortkut
Nae'blis
Spiner
Rick
Jon

@Ben is next.

I'm just going down this list in order, so if you guys want to tag the next person you won't have to wait for me. I'm just gonna show up and do that anyway

 

[Ben]

Shy guy plz.

@shortkut

 

[shortkut]

Gimme thwomp

 

[Jon]

I'm just getting what's left, so I don't care.

 

[Nae'blis]

I'll go with Blooper!

@Spiner202

 

[Spiner202]

Bob-Omb for me

@Rick52

 

[Rick52]

gonna go with the Koopa

that leaves @Jon with the Whomp

 

[Jon]

would have been ironic to be left the koopa as dry bones lol

 

[The Flame]

I wish the game allowed more than 7 racers so I could've just recorded one little race video to post, but here's the overall results from multiple races.



1st: Lumalee & Peepa (35 coins)
2nd: Boo & Thwomp (17 coins)
3rd: Toad & Shy Guy (11 coins)
4th: Luigi & Koopa (7 coins)

The following placements receive no coins.

5th: Dry Bones & Whomp
6th: Goomba & Blooper
7th: Yoshi & Bob-Omb
8th: Boom Boom & Chain Chomp

Congratulations to the winners

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x31, Items: Skeleton Key
7th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x1, x15
3rd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x14, Items: Lucky Lamp
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x44, Items: Dueling Glove, Warp Block
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x4, x25
2nd: Rick52/Luigi: x2, x33
4th: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
8th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x89, Items: Reverse Mushroom

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LUMALEE START!​

@Gloom-is-good
Items: Reverse Mushroom

If you roll high enough, lemme know if you're heading into the Item Shop to spend your new riches.

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Yes to item shop

 

[The Flame]

Yes to item shop

You float on in and see Toadette behind the counter.
"Howdy Lumalee! Looking for something in particular?"

Skeleton Key* - 5 coins: Allows you to go through one gate.
Mushroom - 5 coins: Roll 2 dice instead of one on your turn.
Dueling Glove - 10 coins: Challenge an opponent of your choice to a Duel Mini-Game. Both players will wager an amount of coins of your choice, not exceeding the wallet of the poorer player. The winner will receive all coins wagered.
Golden Mushroom - 10 coins: Roll 3 dice instead of one on your turn.
Boo Repellant - 10 coins: Prevent Boo from stealing coins or a star from you once. Activates automatically. Can be discarded much like the items marked with asterisks in the main post*.
Magic Lamp - 20 coins: Call the Mushroom Genie to take you directly to the real Star.
Item Bag - 30 coins: Receive 3 random items immediately when bought.

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Magic Lamp please @The Flame

 

[The Flame]

With a new genie-based scheme in mind, Lumalee lands on a red space, losing 6 coins.

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x31, Items: Skeleton Key
7th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x1, x15
3rd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x14, Items: Lucky Lamp
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x44, Items: Dueling Glove, Warp Block
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x4, x25
2nd: Rick52/Luigi: x2, x33
4th: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
8th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x63, Items: Reverse Mushroom, Magic Lamp

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End of Turn 17. Mini-Game Time!

Totem Pole Pound
(Free-for-All)

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How to Play
Everyone stands atop a totem pole and must pound it all the way into the ground. Your totem pole has 10 HP and each round everyone will roll a D4, dealing damage equal to your roll. The player(s) who destroy their pole first wins.

Kinda scraping the bottom of the barrel for mini-games at this point so they're gonna get a little more samey now lol. Except for Duel ones, I still got a bunch of different ones we haven't gotten to for those.

Round 1:
@Ben @VashTheStampede @Spiner202 @shortkut @Jon @Rick52 @Nae'blis @Gloom-is-good

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[Ben]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Jon]

Time to whiff!

 

[Ben]

 

[Rick52]

and heeeeeere comes the 14!!!

 

[The Flame]

Sorry I forgot to mention I gave everyone else weighted dice.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Sorry I forgot to mention I gave everyone else weighted dice.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Spiner202]

Haven't had good luck rolling lately

 

[Ben]

Haven't had good luck rolling lately