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That twist though.....Technically, you CAN do anal in the missionary, so flexibility is not needed
Fellas, is it gay to *shuffles deck*
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Kristen Wiig is going to give me a blow job?Well then I have news for you.
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Apparently I dropped notifications on his thread for a while, but...
What the hell is this "technically" qualifier? Anal works in many positions.
To the original point, I dunno who's sucking when kissing someone...
Technically, you CAN do anal in the missionary, so flexibility is not needed
What the hell is this "technically" qualifier? Anal works in many positions.
To the original point, I dunno who's sucking when kissing someone...
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More like tushy.
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You know, not gay stuff.
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shitty double standard
women are expected to remain virgins or be labeled a slut
men are expected to bang everything that walks or be labeled as a beta male cuck or gay
Probably the same people who think only men enjoy sex because they get turned down all the time
Or those who bring up the joke about how the sex stops upon marriage...
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Always has been. And it explicitly harms everyone.
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This also goes along with people who lie one way or another. Fucking weak. I've done the sex plenty of times and I'm not gonna bust anyone's balls for being a virgin, I'll let them save that for a time of their choosing as with all their busting. Good on them for thinking with their other head. I surely didn't, and I have plenty of stories for reasons why any virgin would be like "See? This is exactly why I ain't worried about getting any!" and pat themselves on the back.
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Another part of this is that if a guy turns down a sexual initiation, they are criticized, or looked at like there is something wrong with them, or accused of being gay or all sorts of things.
And as you say, this harms everyone. In this case, it deteriorates the concept of consent
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That was certainly a thing
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Heh. I remember watching that with some co-workers eleven years ago. The guy playing the video, the only issue he had with it was the guy who walked up and touched it. Said if it were him he would have walked up to the guy like "hey dude. Why you gotta touch my junk?"
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Did you hear the news story about the dudes who hijacked a Viagra truck?
Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.
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I didn't realize that meme had a version with context.
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Just had my vasectomy consult that got rescheduled due to flu. Thought I'd have a few months wait to prepare myself mentally, but no. Scheduled for Monday the 4th of August.
Not looking forward to that mandatory 2 week cease fire, but my wife has been warned it's doctor's orders to use up all remaining ammo after that.
Not looking forward to that mandatory 2 week cease fire, but my wife has been warned it's doctor's orders to use up all remaining ammo after that.
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Oh damn, I had gotten my nutectomy and didnt cum to gloat. Well damn.
Mine was like almost 2 years in the making as there is really only one urologist near. Plus they never called me until after like forever after my referral. Initial appointment was in like January and just got done on the 3rd.
If anyone cares, there were some interesting I could mention. But beyond that, one week off hands, then furious nutting until I need to deliver a fresh sample to them. They gave me 3 months to wait. :[
Mine was like almost 2 years in the making as there is really only one urologist near. Plus they never called me until after like forever after my referral. Initial appointment was in like January and just got done on the 3rd.
If anyone cares, there were some interesting I could mention. But beyond that, one week off hands, then furious nutting until I need to deliver a fresh sample to them. They gave me 3 months to wait. :[
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It's only 2 weeks for the healing. Then the semen analysis at 3 months.
But after that 2 weeks, restrictions are lifted. Same with not picking up anything heavier than 10lb or taking hot baths.
I guess the instructions differ slightly depending on who you go to. All my restrictions were for a week. Even then, it was 20lbs instead of 10. Bathing was told to not soak the sacks.
All and all, the worst part is post shaving itches, unless you normally keep yourself all smooth.
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Fair enough.
@Jawneh, please remind me to shave my scrotum on Sunday night.
EDIT: Not that I actually want you to remind me, but I'd legit get hit with a $200 cancellation fee for having hairy balls.
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I got instructions with:
- 1 week before, no asprin, motrin, aleve, ibuprofen or advil (but lol my procedure isn't even a week out... I'll just not take any more.)
- 1 day before, shave your scrotum.
- Day of wear comfortable clothes, eat food, bring your phone and/or headphones to wear during the procedure.
- **** FAILURE TO FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS WILL RESULT IN CANCELLATION OF YOUR PROCEDURE AND A $200 CANCELLATION FEE MAY BE ASSESSED****
Although I don't know what song I'd want to play on my headphones while they're doing it, and subconsciously always interlink that song with the feeling of having my balls cut...
Okay. I had the loose clothing and no beds for the day. Also was told to have a ride for that day, though i probably would've been fine.
Then again, the post procedure instructions also told not to drive for the first two days so... I didnt need to go anywhere anyhow.
I wasn't told to get comfortable with music or anything. It was just me and the doc with some small talk during the whole half an hourish thing. I guess its more for the more squeamish types? Idk if I was the outlier or something but he also thanked me for being a good patient. Makes me wonder what the norm could be.
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There was another point about if you'd taken Valium before hand, you'd need a ride. Otherwise it was just made as a suggestion, not an instruction. I don't think I'd want to try driving after regardless though, so I'll have the wife take me.
My only real problem is I took PTO this whole week and Monday is supposed to be my first day back. Now I've gotta try to take Monday afternoon off too. But worst case I can just take my laptop to bed.
My only real problem is I took PTO this whole week and Monday is supposed to be my first day back. Now I've gotta try to take Monday afternoon off too. But worst case I can just take my laptop to bed.
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I think I caught a lucky cancellation to get something so quickly. Otherwise they were booking out until October. America is lol.
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$40 copay, otherwise absolutely nothing, surprisingly. Insurance covered it all.
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