Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Disavowed Thread)

[Quagmire]

I laughed too hard at this, probably because I know I'm going to hell

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Mark]

Let’s start this one off with an alliteration I left my other half this morning. I write one of these every day, so her dumbass doesn’t forget what day it is:



Onto business…

 

[Nae'blis]

Let’s start this one off with an alliteration I left my other half this morning. I write one of these every day, so her dumbass doesn’t forget what day it is:

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You, sir, are a poet!

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

Cookie Monster has a birth defect by which he had no esophagus. Every day a doctor holds a cookie and inserts it directly into his stomach via the anus.

Edit: yeah, I don't know why I made myself think of that first thing either.

 

[Ants!]

Cookie Monster has a birth defect by which he had no esophagus. Every day a doctor holds a cookie and inserts it directly into his stomach via the anus.

Edit: yeah, I don't know why I made myself think of that first thing either.

Cookie suppository.

 

[Nae'blis]

Cookie suppository.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Ben]

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That did not work on me at all.

 

[Jawneh]

That did not work on me at all.

Upsetingly (new word, checks out), after reading the first red line, I already knew what was happening, but my eyes didn't work together with my subconscious mind and I got got.

 

[Ben]

Honestly I think it was because I looked at the Enterprise first, thought "What is this Star Trek bullshit?!", assumed it was something pedantic and happened to notice the "copyright" bit thinking it was some StarFleet citation or whatever, then worked out what it was trying to do.

Saved by being a Star Wars nerd.

Spoiler

 

[Mark]

Hope you don’t mind me dropping these here so I don’t detract from the other threads…

 

[A Baby Maker]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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[Ben]

 

[Ants!]

Nice big cock

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Nice big cock

morning wood

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Ants!]

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This took me a minute

 

[shortkut]

 

[A Baby Maker]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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How I Met Your Mother can be for smart people too, dammit.

 

[Ants!]

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Perfect name change

 

[Quagmire]

 

[A Baby Maker]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

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Actually,

RFK Jr. Performs Astonishing 180 On Vaccines After Years Of Misinformation

Donald Trump's top health official wrote in a Fox News op-ed about risks "to unvaccinated individuals" amid a growing measles outbreak.

www.huffpost.com

Truly, no one can anticipate 2025's next move.

 

[A Baby Maker]

Actually,

RFK Jr. Performs Astonishing 180 On Vaccines After Years Of Misinformation

Donald Trump's top health official wrote in a Fox News op-ed about risks "to unvaccinated individuals" amid a growing measles outbreak.

www.huffpost.com

Truly, no one can anticipate 2025's next move.

It's actually not the case, sadly. He does finally say "vaccines can be used to prevent..." but he's also downplaying them quite a bit with the one bit I'm underlining here:

As the Secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, I am deeply concerned about the recent measles outbreak. This situation has escalated rapidly, with the Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS) reporting 146 confirmed cases since late January 2025, primarily in the South Plains region. Tragically, this outbreak has claimed the life of a school-aged child, the first measles-related fatality in the United States in over a decade.

Measles is a highly contagious respiratory illness with certain health risks, especially to unvaccinated individuals. The virus spreads through direct contact with infectious droplets when an infected person breathes, coughs, or sneezes. Early symptoms include high fever, cough, runny nose, and red, watery eyes, followed by a characteristic body rash. Most cases are mild, but rare complications can be severe, including pneumonia, blindness, and encephalitis. Prior to the introduction of the vaccine in the 1960s, virtually every child in the United States contracted measles. For example, in the United States, from 1953 to 1962, on average there were 530,217 confirmed cases and 440 deaths, a case fatality rate of 1 in 1,205 cases.

The current Texas outbreak has predominantly affected children, with 116 of the 146 cases occurring in individuals under 18 years of age. The DSHS reports that 79 of the confirmed cases involved individuals who had not received the measles, mumps, and rubella (MMR) vaccine, while 62 cases had unknown vaccine status. At least five had received an MMR vaccine.

In response to this outbreak, I have directed the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the Administration for Strategic Preparedness and Response (ASPR) to work closely with the Texas health authorities to provide comprehensive support. HHS' efforts include offering technical assistance, laboratory support, vaccines, and therapeutic medications as needed. The CDC is in continuous communication with Texas health officials, ensuring a coordinated and effective response to contain the outbreak. I have spoken with Gov. Greg Abbott and Texas health officials, committing to providing them any additional support they need to bring this outbreak to an end. I have also spoken to the bereaved parents of the deceased child to offer consolation.

As healthcare providers, community leaders, and policymakers, we have a shared responsibility to protect public health. This includes ensuring that accurate information about vaccine safety and efficacy is disseminated. We must engage with communities to understand their concerns, provide culturally competent education, and make vaccines readily accessible for all those who want them.

It is also our responsibility to provide up-to-date guidance on available therapeutic medications. While there is no approved antiviral for those who may be infected, CDC has recently updated their recommendation supporting administration of vitamin A under the supervision of a physician for those with mild, moderate, and severe infection. Studies have found that vitamin A can dramatically reduce measles mortality.

Parents play a pivotal role in safeguarding their children's health. All parents should consult with their healthcare providers to understand their options to get the MMR vaccine. The decision to vaccinate is a personal one. Vaccines not only protect individual children from measles, but also contribute to community immunity, protecting those who are unable to be vaccinated due to medical reasons.

Tens of thousands died with, or of, measles annually in 19th Century America. By 1960 -- before the vaccine's introduction -- improvements in sanitation and nutrition had eliminated 98% of measles deaths. Good nutrition remains a best defense against most chronic and infectious illnesses. Vitamins A, C, and D, and foods rich in vitamins B12, C, and E should be part of a balanced diet.

Healthcare professionals on the front lines of this outbreak are working tirelessly to treat affected individuals and prevent further transmission. Their dedication and resilience are commendable, and they deserve unwavering support. It is essential that we provide them with the resources and backing they need to continue their vital work.

The measles outbreak in Texas is a call to action for all of us to reaffirm our commitment to public health. By working together -- parents, healthcare providers, community leaders, and government officials, we can prevent future outbreaks and protect the health of our nation. Under my leadership, HHS is and will always be committed to radical transparency to regain the public's trust in its health agencies.

For more information about measles, please visit the CDC's official website or contact your local health department.

Vitamins prevented most of the bad! Have more vitamins and you'll still be good without a vaccine.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Actually,

RFK Jr. Performs Astonishing 180 On Vaccines After Years Of Misinformation

Donald Trump's top health official wrote in a Fox News op-ed about risks "to unvaccinated individuals" amid a growing measles outbreak.

www.huffpost.com

Truly, no one can anticipate 2025's next move.

He did repeatedly state that if someone provided him the data, he could be swayed. Maybe he finally actually looked at the data because his job required it and he actually changed his mind.

 

[Ants!]

I'm so angry about the whole thing. Kids are suffering a horrific disease and even dying from it because preventing that isn't as big a priority to their vaccinated-parents as whatever other jumble of things they believe about vaccines.

 

[Ben]

It's actually not the case, sadly. He does finally say "vaccines can be used to prevent..." but he's also downplaying them quite a bit with the one bit I'm underlining here:


Vitamins prevented most of the bad! Have more vitamins and you'll still be good without a vaccine.

Fair, but it's still better than flat out denying they have a use.

You know what stops most human illnesses? Ceremorphosis.

 

[Ben]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

VLC is great. It plays almost anything.

Hard as fuck to get Blu Ray to work on it, though.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jawneh]

Why is this mall welcoming Scheve....?

 

[shortkut]

Why is this mall welcoming Scheve....?

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The food store reminds me of something my daughter said.

My wife and I were talking about watching the SNL 50th Anniversary Special and my daughter says “what’s S & M?” instead of “what’s SNL?”

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

because tbe majority of media links don't work for me anymore, I have no idea if the post properly links to the video...

 

[Jawneh]

because tbe majority of media links don't work for me anymore, I have no idea if the post properly links to the video...

The forum's a sadist.

 

[Quagmire]