Zell Wolf Wolf Job System - Day 1

[Local Hero]

 

[Quagmire]

You have to wear a shirt

 

[Jon]

shitposting only

Remember the game when we didn't shitpost a lot?

'Memberberries 'member.

We also don't talk about Bruno

The one with the 7 foot frame and rats along his back?

We've 100% talked about this in both game threads and dead threads before.

As long as we don't remember how little Jon knew in this thread.

 

[shortkut]

wolves can't use wolf chat right now

How would you know that, Wolfy?

 

[Local Hero]

The thread isn't closed yet.
There are no more rules.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[A Maybe Baker]

How would you know that, Wolfy?

How would he know about a thing that's been discussed extensively in this thread? How very shortkut of you to ask

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Local Hero]

 

[VashTheStampede]

At some point we need to discuss how the shadow wolf works

 

[Ants!]

I would point out that it's been three hours since Zell said one hour but I don't want to make Benzine mad at me

 

[Fool's Requiem]

10. Shadow Wolf
Aura: Evil
Can cast a shadow one time over the town's votes during the day. Must be used with adequate time remaining in the day, at least 12 hours. Usable via PM. Voting for the day's lynch will become private, and wolves votes will be doubled. If the shadow wolf is on the wolf team, the wolves will not be able to communicate with each other privately during the day until the night after the shadow wolf ability has been used. If the Alpha Wolf is in the group, the Alpha Wolf may send private, one-way messages to the team during this period by PMing me. MP Usage: 100

 

[Local Hero]

It's 9 AM zine time, where is he

 

[Jon]

I would point out that it's been three hours since Zell said one hour but I don't want to make Benzine mad at me

 

[VashTheStampede]

Do we even know if there is a shadow wolf?

No way to know for sure

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Also:

Seer Apprentice
Aura: Good
Initially has no powers or abilities. However, if a seer dies, the apprentice will transform into their role during the day. The following roles count as “seers” for this ability: Aura Seer, Detective, Sheriff, Spirit Seer, Violinist. If the person the Apprentice transformed into is revived, the Apprentice will revert back to an Apprentice with no powers. MP Usage: 0

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Do we even know if there is a shadow wolf?

No way to know for sure

 

[VashTheStampede]

Omg 3 rizzlers

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Local Hero]

They filmed this at a JC Penny's portrait studio

 

[Ben]

Guys there are a lot of birds outside my house.

Actually now I think about it, all of the birds are outside my house...

 

[Fool's Requiem]

They filmed this at a JC Penny's portrait studio

if you didn't do it at a Sears, you were doing it wrong

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Guys there are a lot of birds outside my house.

Actually now I think about it, all of the birds are outside my house...

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[Local Hero]

 

[Ben]

if you didn't do it at a Sears, you were doing it wrong

What are you, some kind of Sear's Apprentice?

 

[Local Hero]

What are you, some kind of Sear's Apprentice?

Thread's done. We can all go home now.

 

[Quagmire]

Is there a chance Zell had a heart attack and died?

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

You fucking monster...

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Is there a chance Zell had a heart attack and died?

I try not to make those jokes in the EXTREME off chance something like that has occurred. I refuse to tempts the fates even though I know that's not a thing.

Goose attack gag works, though.

 

[shortkut]

Zell is waiting for us to get tired of shitposting or to shitpost so much we forget we’re playing a game

 

[Christina]

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You fucking monster...

 

[Quagmire]

I try not to make those jokes in the EXTREME off chance something like that has occurred. I refuse to tempts the fates even though I know that's not a thing.

Goose attack gag works, though.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I love that it's Beaker.

 

[Quagmire]

Zell is waiting for us to get tired of shitposting or to shitpost so much we forget we’re playing a game

Is this a metagame he didn't tell us about, perhaps how long until the town loses its mind waiting for the Lynch news?

 

[shortkut]

Is this a metagame he didn't tell us about, perhaps how long until the town loses its mind waiting for the Lynch news?

 

[Ants!]

how you delete poll

 

[Christina]

If we are to do nothing but shit posting I'm kind of sad Canadaguy killed himself now.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Is this a metagame he didn't tell us about, perhaps how long until the town loses its mind waiting for the Lynch news?

Ok be careful with your capitalization because for a split second i thought something happened to David Lynch

 

[finlandguy]

When am I going to get the wolf job I was promised?

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

If we are to do nothing but shit posting I'm kind of sad Canadaguy killed himself now.

It's not like Zell is here to stop him if he decides to join us anyway.

 

[Quagmire]

Ok be careful with your capitalization because for a split second i thought something happened to David Lynch

Blame my voice to text it originally said lunch instead of lunch and I had to go back and fix it and actually you can see it says lunch twice when it shouldn't

 

[shortkut]

It's not like Zell is here to stop him if he decides to join us anyway.

Jawneh the ritualist revives @canadaguy

 

[A Maybe Baker]

If we are to do nothing but shit posting I'm kind of sad Canadaguy killed himself now.

He probably would have died regardless of who he targeted (assuming Vash is a Fool or HH instead of a wolf).

 

[Christina]

He probably would have died regardless of who he targeted (assuming Vash is a Fool or HH instead of a wolf).

I really thought he was going to go with the Benzine target.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I really thought he was going to go with the Benzine target.

the result would be exactly the same