Quotes from Shows or Movie you use in everyday life?

[Quagmire]

I find myself often saying "I have a cunning plan" from Blackadder (@Crazy Jamie should be proud) when I have a "good" idea

What about you all?

 

[Dead2009]

That's a lot of fish - Godzilla '98

 

[Mark]

“This aggression will not stand.”

“OVER THE LINE!”

“Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

The Big Lebowski, Half-Baked, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Grandma’s Boy, How High?, and Up In Smoke, plus so many others are all part of my daily library of movie quotes.

I use movie quotes to gauge whether or not people suck. If you get a quote, your movie opinions about my selections doesn’t suck.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

So many, but my most overused is "tell them I hate them" - this is in regards to almost anything.

"I'm going to see my mom tomorrow"
"Don't forget to tell them I hate them"

"The vendor can't get this item out in time. Any suggestions?"
"Did you remember to tell them I hate them?"
"...Yes, just like every other time."

"The client wants to know what you thought of their proposal."
"Tell them I hate them."



"Who was that guy?"

Whenever anyone leaves a room and there is still someone there with me.

 

[Jon]

"That is one big pile of shit."

 

[TD]

"That escalated quickly."

 

[VashTheStampede]

"That escalated quickly."

Yeah, this one.

Also "50% of the time it works every time"

And "Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."

Honestly probably 25% of my day-to-day dialogue is probably stolen from some show or another. I'll be making more posts here.

 

[Joseph Snapple]

American Dad gifted me with "a double-scoop of dog shit"

 

[Mark]

Can’t believe I forgot this gem:



I use this line too much.

 

[Crazy Jamie]

I find myself often saying "I have a cunning plan" from Blackadder (@Crazy Jamie should be proud) when I have a "good" idea

What about you all?

Proud is understating it. My own children are going to struggle to make me as proud as this post made me.

Achorman is obviously a classic source for this. As well as "That escalated quickly" I do like to break out "I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion" and "I'm kind of a big deal" now and again.

We also need to talk about Friends here. Whenever my wife and I have any sort of minor disagreement I always say "No? Divorce?". Also, shouting "PIVOT!" at any point where I'm moving something unwieldy with someone else is absolutely compulsory.

 

[Crazy Jamie]

"That is one big pile of shit."

Marks for the Jurassic Park reference, but I also very much hope whenever you're wearing sunglasses that you take them off and deliver the line exactly like Ian Malcolm.

 

[Jon]

Marks for the Jurassic Park reference, but I also very much hope whenever you're wearing sunglasses that you take them off and deliver the line exactly like Ian Malcolm.

I do! Then I tell them to make sure to wash their hands before they touch anything!

 

[Fire Queen]

not a quote per se but watching a lot of columbo lately has got me whistling This Old Man every now and then

 

[MC74]

Not a quote from a show or movie, but rather one from Triple H's "My Time" theme.

"Not trying to be like everybody, tired of playing make believe"

 

[Gloom-is-good]

I used Bly Manor's "It’s you, it’s me, it’s us" in my wedding vows.

I also say "JOEY doesn't share food!!!" And no, I don't replace that with my name so it's extra confusing.

I'm not sure where I got this from but sometimes when people ask me a "do you know why -- ?" I'll answer "yes" and when they ask why, I respond : "because he/she/it's an asshole."
Them: Hey Tu do you know why these calculations never add up?
Me: yes
Them: why?
Me: because it's an asshole
Them: ...that's.. not the answer I was looking for..
Me: only one I got

 

[Crazy Jamie]

I also say "JOEY doesn't share food!!!" And no, I don't replace that with my name so it's extra confusing.

Yep, that's a good one. My wife and I use that all the time too. Along with "It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo." I can't actually remember the last time I used the word "moot" instead of "moo".

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Yep, that's a good one. My wife and I use that all the time too. Along with "It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo." I can't actually remember the last time I used the word "moot" instead of "moo".

Yyess I use "moo point" as well! I don't think anyone has called me out about using it instead of "moot"

 

[Quagmire]

Not a quote from a show or movie, but rather one from Triple H's "My Time" theme.

"Not trying to be like everybody, tired of playing make believe"

I 100% forgot he had a theme before The Game, had to go look it up

 

[MC74]

I 100% forgot he had a theme before The Game, had to go look it up

He had an instrumental version before & after that too, although they're all based on the same theme.

1999



2000

 

[Crystal]

He had an instrumental version before & after that too, although they're all based on the same theme.

1999



2000

I love that WWF/E used to just make random themes that never got used, too. ie:

(technically did get used at WMX8, but...)

 

[shortkut]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[VashTheStampede]

IGNORE ME

 

[VashTheStampede]

In my friend group, anytime there is a BIG DRINK it is henceforth referred to as "Child Size"

 

[Fire Queen]

IGNORE ME

“are these they?” is a vb one i get a lot of mileage out of

 

[VashTheStampede]

“are these they?” is a vb one i get a lot of mileage out of

The word "nozzle" has been completely ruined for me.

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I use a lot of Ace Ventura lines, including that one when I park in a tight parallel parking spot.

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer."

"Gravy."

"New England Clam Chowder." "Is that the red or the white?"

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"My wife" or "Very nice" from Borat.

"The pen is blue. The goddamn pen is blue!" from Liar, Liar

"Car!.... Game on!" Wayne's World

Numerous Monty Python lines:

"She turned me into a newt.... I got better."
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!"
"I unclog my nose in your general direction."

"Bring our your dead!"

Most of the time, I can't yank a movie quote out at random unless someone says or does something that immediately triggers in my head. Movie lines, TV show lines, songs, YouTube video references.

 

[Gloom-is-good]

OMG One time I actually got to use "if you're from Africa, then why are you white?" but the girl I asked it to did NOT get the reference and I just DIED because I felt like such an asshole.