Zell Wolf Zell Wolf 20 - Day 1

[A Punched Face]

Benzine don't worry I'm voting for shortkut

 

[shortkut]

Even more honestly, if you see a very long post by me, you're probably better off skimming anyway cause you're likely only missing stuff that I did to amuse myself more than anything else.

I actually read long posts by you because sometimes they are your entire train of thought and it is obvious you make your decision while typing it out. You convince yourself before you convince others

 

[Benzine]

Benzine what kind of shit pub are you at? Why don't you have another drink yet?

I am at probably one of the shittest pubs

 

[Benzine]

Whats the difference between a pub and a bar?

Light location level of noise

 

[Jon]

Whats the difference between a pub and a bar?

In a pub, you're family. In a bar, you're "carded" before you can join the family reunion!

 

[Benzine]

Types of drinks on majority

It’s an art

 

[VashTheStampede]

I actually read long posts by you because sometimes they are your entire train of thought and it is obvious you make your decision while typing it out. You convince yourself before you convince others

Yeah I think it's been a while since I've done one of those

Jawneh had a fuckin excellent one of those last game

 

[Benzine]

Ok I’ll go get one can I pls get a real time. Obviously I’ll try my best

 

[Kat]

Even more honestly, if you see a very long post by me, you're probably better off skimming anyway cause you're likely only missing stuff that I did to amuse myself more than anything else.

Noted: read long posts by Vash to learn what amuses him.

 

[Benzine]

We are watching a cultural event here. All the men of the village are here for the ranfurly shield. I wish tubby were alive

 

[Kat]

Ok I’ll go get one can I pls get a real time. Obviously I’ll try my best

I have no idea what a reasonable time to chug a beer is.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Noted: read long posts by Vash to learn what amuses him.

Oh god, I hope you enjoy puns and alliteration

 

[Kat]

We are watching a cultural event here. All the men of the village are here for the ranfurly shield. I wish tubby were alive

Alive?! I'm pretty sure he's still alive!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Oh god, I hope you enjoy puns and alliteration

I pray you  prefer puns and aren't adverse to alliteration

see the pray thing is because im a preacher

 

[Kat]

Oh god, I hope you enjoy puns and alliteration

Luckily, I do.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I don't think I've ever chugged a beer in my life

I don't understand the appeal

Unless you really wanna be gassy maybe

 

[shortkut]

I don't think I've ever chugged a beer in my life

I don't understand the appeal

Unless you really wanna be gassy maybe

 

[Kat]

But the beer is full at the end.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Maybe Barney has had pancreatitis this whole time

 

[Benzine]

I got a thingy and they asked me for big glasses or small glasses and I saw a way to weasel out so I asked for a normal one

 

[VashTheStampede]

I got a thingy and they asked me for big glasses or small glasses and I saw a way to weasel out so I asked for a normal one View attachment 20630

Why does your beer have a beret and thigh-high boots?

That beer is a sexy lady from French New Wave cinema

 

[Smacktard]

I got a thingy and they asked me for big glasses or small glasses and I saw a way to weasel out so I asked for a normal one View attachment 20630

Reminds me of one time I went for breakfast with a friend when I was in uni.

$2 breakfast, but the catch was you had to get a drink. We decided beer, but figured the brewtender (large "serve-yourself" style like this) was the only sensible option, and since there were two of us we had to get one each to count for our drink.

 

[Smacktard]

Also I feel like 8 seconds was a good time, but 5 is a real man's challenge

 

[Benzine]

View attachment IMG_1828.mov

 

[Smacktard]

4 seconds by my count. Legend.

 

[Smacktard]

Benzine wolfed down that beer, which confirms my belief that Benzine is a wolf

Voting Benzine

 

[Benzine]

I think I could do better that was the first beer I’ve downed in years

 

[Benzine]

Also I am not telling you my role and also I’m the greatest, wolf pls kill me etc you know the drill

 

[Jon]

View attachment 20635

Fucking impressive.

I'm going to do the thing I was always going to do and not vote.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Benzine]

I’ll try again

 

[Kat]

Idk if Benzine is a wolf, but he's been entertaining enough to live for another day in my book.

So who should we lynch instead?

 

[Benzine]

I really hope you guys don’t lynch me when I’m asleep

 

[Benzine]

I’m also totally provable tomorrow I absolutely swear to god or kill me now

 

[Benzine]

No, kill me tomorrow I mean. I assume I’m allowed mistakes after drinking

 

[shortkut]

No, kill me tomorrow I mean. I assume I’m allowed mistakes after drinking

You drive a hard bargain, but okay

 

[Local Hero]

View attachment 20635

Either 3 or 4 seconds. Jeepers

 

[Benzine]

do i have assurances of safety through the night

 

[Kat]

do i have assurances of safety through the night

I won't lynch you tonight. I can't speak for anybody else.

 

[Kat]

@Ancle Suck you probably already said, but any particular reason you're voting shortkut?

 

[Benzine]

i purchased some more beers on the way home just in case

 

[Tommy Boy]

 

[Quagmire]

So now back to square 1 with no plans to lynch anyone?

Also is this closest we'll ever get to @Crystal playing Wolf is this thread talking about Benzine's color?

 

[Jawneh]

WTF does this mean? Eight and 10 are blue?

Ye.

 

[Jawneh]

Also is this closest we'll ever get to @Crystal playing Wolf is this thread talking about Benzine's color?

Mom and dad are always watching from the other room when you're playing with your friends. It's pretty homey like this.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I don't like the idea of voting for shortkut because he died so quick last game

 

[Jawneh]

At least it's not as bad as canadaguy's posthumous ire towards me. His vote still lingers there on me lol.

It'd be funnier if he voted me after dying.

 

[Quagmire]

I don't like the idea of voting for shortkut because he died so quick last game

Well and you two had a blast in jail together, so I get the love

 

[A Punched Face]

@Ancle Suck you probably already said, but any particular reason you're voting shortkut?

The only person voting for shortkut at the time was shortkut and I didn't want him to feel alone.