Kat’s Wolf Zell-wannabe Wolf Day 1

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Ben]

I'm the nurse

Hey Benzine if you were driving a trolley and the track split, one path causing you to run over 1 wolf, the other guaranteeing you run over 5 villagers.

My question is: How many satsumas does it take to make a mini fridge neutrally buoyant?

 

[Benzine]

i don't think any number of satsumas would make a mini fridge neutrally buoyant

 

[Benzine]

also you guys aren't doctors or nurses you're fucken liars

 

[Benzine]

it is a bad sign for my future that multiple of you people are awake

 

[Jawneh]

I'm fairly sure most fridges, mini or not, are already naturally buoyant.

 

[Christina]

Are we talking about the type of mini fridge for your dorm room or the type for your desk?

 

[Jawneh]

The desk ones definitely float. The other ones should too as they're always lined with styrofoam.

 

[Ben]

I'm fairly sure most fridges, mini or not, are already naturally buoyant.

I said neutrally buoyant.

I read something on reddit the other day about how humans stop being buoyant at a certain depth, I think 40m, and just sink. It made me dislike the ocean even more.

So, theoretically, some amount of satsumas in a mini-fridge must achieve the same thing.

 

[Ben]

Are we talking about the type of mini fridge for your dorm room or the type for your desk?

A 1.5 or 2ft square one. Not the single can desk deals.

 

[Christina]

A 1.5 or 2ft square one. Not the single can desk deals.

Hmmm...where were the satsumas grown?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Is Benzine gone yet so we can all reveal our roles?

 

[shortkut]

Oh, who should I check tonight? Any sugfestions?

 

[Ben]

Hmmm...where were the satsumas grown?

High grade Japanese satsumas.

 

[Jawneh]

Check me, I wanna make sure I'm good

I got two of you. Roll me a d100. Bigger number wins. Crit69 auto wins.

 

[Christina]

High grade Japanese satsumas.

Oh! Those are going to be heavy. I'm going to say about 2 of them.

 

[Jawneh]

I said neutrally buoyant.

I'm now wondering which fruit aren't buoyant. Most organic things tend to be, so they might even help that thing stay afloat.

And what about when they rot inside and release gasses? If it sank previously, would that lift it up?

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[shortkut]

I got two of you. Roll me a d100. Bigger number wins. Crit69 auto wins.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Jawneh]

That was some spicy close rolls!

Checking Vash tonight then. We can roll again tomorrow if there's more than one person wanting a check.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Ok, mighty 8-ball, should we trust Jawneh?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Local Hero]

Should we trust Fool's magic 8 ball?

 

[shortkut]

What about local’s balls?

 

[Local Hero]

What about local’s balls?

I mean, you could only count to two. I wouldn't recommend counting on them either

 

[Jawneh]

All this talk about balls. Is this going to be another kink thread?

 

[Quagmire]

edit this post comes off poorly in the context of a wolf game so even though it's true nevermind

hello i've been drinking and i think we should reveal our roles i'm the doctor

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Jawneh]

I mean there has to be someone out there whose kink is counting on (or with) Local's balls.

 

[shortkut]

All this talk about balls. Is this going to be another kink thread?

My kink is sex with my wife

 

[VashTheStampede]

My kink is also sex with his wife

 

[shortkut]

My kink is also sex with his wife

I don’t blame you, you have good taste

 

[Christina]

My kink is also sex with his wife

When did I marry Shortkut?

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[shortkut]

When did I marry Shortkut?

I could probably do worse

 

[VashTheStampede]

Does anyone else think it's suspect that Zell hasn't taken the town by the scruff of the neck and tried to implement the most efficient strategy to out all the wolves and cease our ridiculous blathering?

 

[Christina]

Does anyone else think it's suspect that Zell hasn't taken the town by the scruff of the neck and tried to implement the most efficient strategy to out all the wolves and cease our ridiculous blathering?

He was kind of half heartly walking through his stuff about killing somebody day one but I don't think he was really into it.

 

[VashTheStampede]

He was kind of half heartly walking through his stuff about killing somebody day one but I don't think he was really into it.

Oh god we finally broke him

 

[Christina]

Oh god we finally broke him

Or he's a wolf?

Are we at the point where we start tossing around wild accusations?

 

[Quagmire]

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Can we bang couches though?

 

[Jon]

Does anyone else think it's suspect that Zell hasn't taken the town by the scruff of the neck and tried to implement the most efficient strategy to out all the wolves and cease our ridiculous blathering?

He did say he was busy. Which generally means you'll want to kill him for being a passenger.

And I am sad I don't have a killing role (as usual) to get a kill Zell badge.

Anyways, we should just skip day 1s and go directly to day 2. Day 1 is boring.

 

[Christina]

Yeah let's skip to day 2 where all the seers come out and tell us who to vote for!

 

[Quagmire]

Skip

 

[VashTheStampede]

He did say he was busy. Which generally means you'll want to kill him for being a passenger.

That's not how the Passenger Protocols work.

You have to say you're busy in response to an accusation.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm the Clarvoiant. I know who the wolves are going to kill tonight.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Day 1 is literally my favorite day. If only we had a Day 0.

 

[Christina]

I'm the Clarvoiant. I know who the wolves are going to kill tonight.

But in what room and with what weapon!

 

[Jon]

That's not how the Passenger Protocols work.

You have to say you're busy in response to an accusation.

Oh. What if you SAY you're a passenger?