Your stupid, and you’re face is stupid.

[Crystal]

That's you told!

 

[Duke Nukem]

How can a face be stupid that's impossible, a person can be stupid but a face that's impossible. You're stupid. And your face is arbitrary.

 

[Crystal]

I am definitely stupid

 

[Holly]

I, also, am stupid.

 

[Crystal]

I, also, am stupid.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Rosa best character.

 

[Boots]

I loved Brooklyn 99 but stopped watching the episode where Amy and Jake were arguing about whether to have kids or not. You discuss that before marriage, dumb show writers.

 

[Duke Nukem]

If this was a stupid contest, who'd've won?

 

[Crystal]

If this was a stupid contest, who'd've won?

Me

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I loved Brooklyn 99 but stopped watching the episode where Amy and Jake were arguing about whether to have kids or not. You discuss that before marriage, dumb show writers.

I suggest discussing kids long after you both can no longer produce a child. And I don't mean adoption.

You know what they say, better late than never.

 

[Danny]

No, your STOOPID

 

[MRM]

I’m home.

 

[Crystal]

Yay!

 

[Mark]

I’m home.

Seth?

 

[MRM]

Seth?

 

[Mark]

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Holy shit, dude… good to see you here.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Me

No way, you're too stupid to win a stupid contest.

 

[MRM]

Back at you, my guy! Been just lurking and spam-refreshing “new posts”, p much exactly like I was 21 years ago. Couldn’t be more thrilled about it

Holy shit, dude… good to see you here.

 

[Mark]

Back at you, my guy! Been just lurking and spam-refreshing “new posts”, p much exactly like I was 21 years ago. Couldn’t be more thrilled about it

Yeah, it’s like some fucked up reunion where we’re all middle-aged and washed up.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Yeah, it’s like some fucked up reunion where we’re all middle-aged and washed up.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[Crystal]

No way, you're too stupid to win a stupid contest.

I'm too stupid to enter a stupid contest!

Yeah, it’s like some fucked up reunion where we’re all middle-aged and washed up.

Good things we didn't wait another 30 years when we're all getting ready for the nursing home

 

[Mark]

I'm too stupid to enter a stupid contest!

Good things we didn't wait another 30 years when we're all getting ready for the nursing home

Plot twist: THIS IS THE NURSING HOME, AND COLE IS THE ORDERLY, AND IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE FUCKING MEDICINE.

 

[MRM]

I wish I didn’t spend so much of my 20’s doing all the things that destroy the “memory” section of my brain, so I could remember where I kept all my screenshots.

But, at the same time…kind of glad I don’t have to disappoint myself so cringe-fully.

Really hope this place resurges, so I can dunk on nerds living in their mom’s basements, huffing their own farts and catfishing Chad’s on tinder to pay their hentai subs.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm too stupid to enter a stupid contest!

You're so stupid you walked in to an Apple-store and ordered a Big Mac menu!

 

[Crystal]

You're so stupid you walked in to an Apple-store and ordered a Big Mac menu!

I am stupid enough to walk into an Apple store, but I'm so stupid I'd ask for a pear.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Really hope this place resurges, so I can dunk on nerds living in their mom’s basements, huffing their own farts and catfishing Chad’s on tinder to pay their hentai subs.

Enough about my adolescent years.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I am stupid enough to walk into an Apple store, but I'm so stupid I'd ask for a pear.

And when you finally made your way to McDonald's, you saw the Drive-throu sign and drove straight through the building.

 

[Mark]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I say that as a thing. It is a thing. We gotta figure out if it’s a good thing each morning when we put our feet on the ground.

I wish I didn’t spend so much of my 20’s doing all the things that destroy the “memory” section of my brain, so I could remember where I kept all my screenshots.

But, at the same time…kind of glad I don’t have to disappoint myself so cringe-fully.

Really hope this place resurges, so I can dunk on nerds living in their mom’s basements, huffing their own farts and catfishing Chad’s on tinder to pay their hentai subs.

Dude, I’ve been dunking on MYSELF in the meantime. Who are you telling?

 

[Crystal]

And when you finally made your way to McDonald's, you saw the Drive-throu sign and drove straight through the building.

I'm so stupid I drove McDowell's instead!

 

[MRM]

Dude, I’ve been dunking on MYSELF in the meantime. Who are you telling?

Precisely why it will be a refreshing change pace of to re-live some of those glory days. Especially in today's world - where people are way less prepared for it #muahahaha

Enough about my adolescent years.

Oh? Your mom finally let you move upstairs?

 

[Ants!]

 

[Duke Nukem]

Oh? Your mom finally let you move upstairs?

Hah! That's a trick question, because it's a yes/no question, and regardless of my answer, I'll be admitting to having at one point lived in my mom's basement. Nice try buddy but it's not going to work!

I actually live in a broom closet. We can't afford an upstairs.

 

[MRM]

I can't remember - do 'in the closet' jokes work in 2023?

Either way, I hope your Hogwarts letter comes soon!

(for the record, if I ever got a house with a basement, I would 100% spend soooooo much time in it - basements are the tits)

 

[Fool's Requiem]

(for the record, if I ever got a house with a basement, I would 100% spend soooooo much time in it - basements are the tits)

Never have to worry about heading down to the basement during a tornado warning if you're already there.