Yankees sign....

[Tubby23]

Juan Soto and Alex Verdugo this week....

FUCK THE YANKEES

 

[Jon]

As a former Bostonian... I completely agree. And I don't even care who the names are.

 

[Tubby23]

Red Sox are my second team/AL team but even without that the sentiment would stand

 

[Jon]

I don't have a team now. I want the Rays to succeed, but the Sox are a joke. As long as the Yankees and Astros lose, I'm happy.

 

[Tubby23]

As long as the Yankees, Astros and Dodgers lose I'm happy. The Rockies will never be good enough to actually make me happy

 

[shortkut]

Woohoo!

 

[Jon]

As long as the Yankees, Astros and Dodgers lose I'm happy. The Rockies will never be good enough to actually make me happy

I can get behind the Dodgers losing too!

Shame because the Rockies colors are amazing.

 

[Jon]

Woohoo!

STOP FOLLOWING ME AND GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN PIZZA BADGE!

Pizza would be my death row last meal. I love it in all it's forms! It's only right I have the badge.

 

[shortkut]

Trashtros and red sux need to lose for me to be happy. Even happier than if the Yankees win

 

[shortkut]

STOP FOLLOWING ME AND GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN PIZZA BADGE!

Pizza would be my death row last meal. I love it in all it's forms! It's only right I have the badge.

I respect the passion

 

[Jon]

Trashtros and red sux need to lose for me to be happy. Even happier than if the Yankees win

Look, I'm gonna let the Yankees comment slide because you awarded me the pizza badge.

But I don't like it.

But thank you.

 

[Tubby23]

I can get behind the Dodgers losing too!

Shame because the Rockies colors are amazing.

And Coors at sunset is amazing in person

 

[Tubby23]

It feels wrong I have a tofu badge and not pizza but I ain't complaining

 

[Jon]

And Coors at sunset is amazing in person

I bet. I would love to visit.

But I've only been to the AL East. Fenway, Camden, Skydome and Trop. Not Yankee stadium though. Them fools are harsh.

 

[Jon]

It feels wrong I have a tofu badge and not pizza but I ain't complaining

Give this man a pizza badge too, Kut!

 

[Tubby23]

I've been to Fenway, Great American Ballpark and Coors.

 

[Jon]

It's a classic for sure. Camden is fucking gorgeous. Baltimore itself... not so much.

 

[Jon]

I was at the game when Nomar Garciaparra lost his 30 game hitting streak. It was awful. They lost 13-1 to the Braves and they wore ugly ass throwbacks.

Edit - It was 15-2... I shouldn't have looked up the box score...

Box Score of Game played on Saturday, August 30, 1997 at Fenway Park

The box score of the game played on Saturday, August 30, 1997 at Fenway Park between the Atlanta Braves and the Boston Red Sox.

www.baseball-almanac.com

 

[Mark]

Fuck the Yankees.

From,

A lifelong Baltimoron.

 

[Tubby23]

Fuck the Yankees.

From,

A lifelong moron.

 

[canadaguy]

Skydome

Fuck this Rogers Centre bullshit it will always be Skydome

 

[Jon]

Fuck this Rogers Centre bullshit it will always be Skydome

I mean... that's what it was when i visited, that's what it'll always be.

I'll never forget it. My mom and sister who didn't like baseball were hungry, sent me and my dad to get them food. I said, "I swear if you make me miss a Red Sox home run I'll be pissed."

First batter was Mike Stanley and he hit a bomb off the hotel rooms.

 

[shortkut]

I mean... that's what it was when i visited, that's what it'll always be.

I'll never forget it. My mom and sister who didn't like baseball were hungry, sent me and my dad to get them food. I said, "I swear if you make me miss a Red Sox home run I'll be pissed."

First batter was Mike Stanley and he hit a bomb off the hotel rooms.

Were you pissed?

 

[Jon]

Were you pissed?

 

[Mark]

Hey, you can root for the rich kid that shows up to play a quick 9 with professional gear that Daddy Steinbrenner bought if you want. I’ll pick the kids playing with heart and busted gloves any day.

 

[Cole]

I'm so fucking glad the red sox don't have verdugo anymore.

now I have even more reasons to hate him

 

[Tubby23]

Hey, you can root for the rich kid that shows up to play a quick 9 with professional gear that Daddy Steinbrenner bought if you want. I’ll pick the kids playing with heart and busted gloves any day.

Oh I hate the Yankees, you just left me a chance to call you a moron

 

[Fool's Requiem]

surely this means they can't get Otani... right?

Right????

 

[Mark]

Oh I hate the Yankees, you just left me a chance to call you a moron

By all means. The misspelling was deliberate, though. Baltimoreans refer to themselves as Baltimorons all the time.

 

[shortkut]

surely this means they can't get Otani... right?

Right????

He was never coming to the east coast

 

[BigDaddy]

He was never coming to the east coast

Oh hey, Kansas City isn't on the east coast...

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Oh hey, Kansas City isn't on the east coast...

Cleveland too. LFG

 

[shortkut]

Cleveland too. LFG

No one likes cleveland

 

[BigDaddy]

Cleveland too. LFG

They won the #1 pick in the draft lottery. That's enough good fortune for them.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

No one likes cleveland

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Oh hey, Kansas City isn't on the east coast...

But how will he mesh with hometown hero Bobby Witt Jr?!

Also I don't think the state of Missouri itself even has enough money for Ohtani.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I'm so fucking glad the red sox don't have verdugo anymore.

now I have even more reasons to hate him

This was the funniest thing to text you that Verdugo was traded. Might have been the happiest response from you I can remember.

 

[BigDaddy]

But how will he mesh with hometown hero Bobby Witt Jr?!

Also I don't think the state of Missouri itself even has enough money for Ohtani.

They can push each other to see who will reach 40/40 first. And we might have enough money if Mahomes agrees to pitch in. Also if Taylor Swift moves in with Kelce.

 

[Cole]

This was the funniest thing to text you that Verdugo was traded. Might have been the happiest response from you I can remember.

the only better one you could've sent was

"Alex Verdugo and Tim Kurkjian were found dead this morning naked in bed with Donald Trump"

 

[Tubby23]

Cleveland too. LFG

Colorado.... Lol

 

[canadaguy]

Colorado.... Lol

More like Cololorado amirite

 

[Quagmire]

Fuck the Red Sox! And ever Boston sports team!

Now that that is out of the way, Im not 100% convinced he'll sign here after this year. Hal and Cashman have mismanaged their spending.

He also isnt enough to move the needle. Need the whole team to get hot and healthy during october to make a run, otherwise the lineup just isnt that good outside Soto and Judge.

 

[shortkut]

I'm so fucking glad the red sox don't have verdugo anymore.

now I have even more reasons to hate him

Verdugo has such a punchable face