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[Jon]

Also, you two are close enough to me, can I have some lemon cookies?

 

[Jon]

I'm going to officially request a pro-town role with unlimited kills.

Clearly I have to curb the tables epidemic before it gets too out of control.

They aren't as dangerous as gazebos, you understand, but still... one can never be too careful.

Well, you told us you lie to artificially inflate your numbers. HOW CAN I TRUST YOU!?

 

[A Punched Face]

I was making dinner and then eating. Before I go to bed.

 

[Jon]

I was making dinner and then eating. Before I go to bed.

Excuses... but also...

 

[Christina]

Glazed Lemon Cookies

Glazed Lemon Cookies are tender, soft, sweet, tart, bright & SO lemony. Quick & easy recipe. They're like bites of sunshine!

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This is the recipe I'm using for anybody who would like to follow along. It's a lot of butter, so it has to be good right?

 

[Kat]

Also, you two are close enough to me, can I have some lemon cookies?

I'd mail you some cookies if I had your address. I already have 30+ people on my list, what's one more?

 

[A Punched Face]

Excuses... but also...

Yeah I gave you that one

 

[Dean]

Glazed Lemon Cookies

Glazed Lemon Cookies are tender, soft, sweet, tart, bright & SO lemony. Quick & easy recipe. They're like bites of sunshine!

handletheheat.com

This is the recipe I'm using for anybody who would like to follow along. It's a lot of butter, so it has to be good right?

 

[Jon]

I'd mail you some cookies if I had your address. I already have 30+ people on my list, what's one more?

I wouldn't want you to waste that much money on mailing me what I expect are delicious cookies. But I also don't know where you live so you could be my neighbor for all I know.

 

[Zell 17]

We gots 13 at the moment. I didn't sign up everyone that's posted here because I wasn't clear. Would be nice if we could start tomorrow night.

 

[TD]

A degree in advanced psychology helps too.

Then you can throw all that shit out the window and vote to lynch TD.

This actually makes a lot of sense with the way you play...

Although let's not get into the psychology of TD.

 

[Kat]

Glazed Lemon Cookies

Glazed Lemon Cookies are tender, soft, sweet, tart, bright & SO lemony. Quick & easy recipe. They're like bites of sunshine!

handletheheat.com

This is the recipe I'm using for anybody who would like to follow along. It's a lot of butter, so it has to be good right?

It looks like they should be good. I'm going to save it and make them in the spring. Let me know if there are any tweaks to the recipe that you'd suggest

 

[Jon]

Yeah I gave you that one

I see. The only other one I'm "entitled" to is the village win one, but I'm not sure I deserve that.

 

[Jon]

This actually makes a lot of sense with the way you play...

Although let's not get into the psychology of TD.

To be clear, I do NOT have a degree in advanced psychology.

 

[TD]

We gots 13 at the moment. I didn't sign up everyone that's posted here because I wasn't clear. Would be nice if we could start tomorrow night.

Pretty sure @Fool's Requiem meant he was in but just won't post like us lol

 

[TD]

To be clear, I do NOT have a degree in advanced psychology.

 

[Dean]

I can create an alt called Cookie23 and join if you want

 

[Jon]

@VashTheStampede is too afraid to lose his perfect record after two games in a row of no Dipshit McFuckup.

 

[Dean]

@VashTheStampede is too afraid to lose his perfect record after to games in a row of no Dipshit McFuckup.

I'm hoping to fuck up even worse this time and get a Dense and Dangerous badge

 

[Kat]

I wouldn't want you to waste that much money on mailing me what I expect are delicious cookies. But I also don't know where you live so you could be my neighbor for all I know.

It's not expensive. And probably not, I'm in Oregon.

 

[VashTheStampede]

BUT ARE YOU PLAYING THIS WOLF GAME!?

I haven't decided yet

 

[TD]

@VashTheStampede is too afraid to lose his perfect record after to games in a row of no Dipshit McFuckup.

Dude is the most consistent guy there is on picking up when I'm bad news - he knows my tells whatever they are.

 

[Jon]

It's not expensive. And probably not, I'm in Oregon.

Lol, the only way it's farther is if you lived in Washington state. i'm in florida.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Dude is the most consistent guy there is on picking up when I'm bad news - he knows my tells whatever they are.

I...may have shared that info with Alu as well...

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Does that mean you are in or what

sir, would you check the gif I posted earlier

 

[TD]

I...may have shared that info with Alu as well...

 

[Jon]

I haven't decided yet

You know you want to. Kut is dying to make you a cupid couple again.

 

[VashTheStampede]

You know you want to. Kut is dying to make you a cupid couple again.

You do not have a future in sales

 

[TD]

Now the most obvious tell: Vash and Alu die early.

 

[Jon]

You do not have a future in sales

God I hope not. I'm in QA right now because I needed to get the fuck out of sales.

 

[Dean]

I haven't decided yet

What character promo do I need to post to bribe you into playing?

 

[TD]

You do not have a future in sales

Fwiw if I became Cupid I wouldn't do that to you.

 

[Tubby23]

I almost bought some this year to try because we don't do that over here.

If you ever want my fiance's recipe and method let me know, for best results you want to start soaking fruit in rum in about mid November

 

[GwJumpman]

What is Christmas Pudding?

 

[Dean]

@VashTheStampede I will cut a brand new promo featuring two characters of your choosing in exchange for you sharing TD's tells with me and playing this game.

 

[Kat]

If you ever want my fiance's recipe and method let me know, for best results you want to start soaking fruit in rum in about mid November

... Wait, what is Christmas pudding? I wouldn't have guessed it involved soaking fruit in rum.

 

[Tubby23]

What character promo do I need to post to bribe you into playing?

The return of "Cinderella Man" Aaron Archknight has been on my mind

 

[Benzine]

@Christina get in this game and make Vash rue not playing when he sees what a great time you're having

 

[Tubby23]

... Wait, what is Christmas pudding? I wouldn't have guessed it involved soaking fruit in rum.

Christmas pudding - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Raine]

I'm hoping to fuck up even worse this time and get a Dense and Dangerous badge

If I had killed you, it would be:

Raine kills Dean
Dean kills Vash
Alu self-immolates because Vash died
Alu kills TD

All in one night, before the wolf + Corruptor (shortkut, allegedly) kills. It would have been horrifying and beautiful.

 

[TD]

@VashTheStampede I will cut a brand new promo featuring two characters of your choosing in exchange for you sharing TD's tells with me and playing this game.

You've called me sus every time too.

Then again, I've been bad 4 of 5 times in Zell's games.

 

[Dean]

If I had killed you, it would be:

Raine kills Dean
Dean kills Vash
Alu self-immolates because Vash died
Alu kills TD

All in one night, before the wolf + Corruptor (shortkut, allegedly) kills. It would have been horrifying and beautiful.

Now I wish you would've!

 

[GwJumpman]

If I had killed you, it would be:

Raine kills Dean
Dean kills Vash
Alu self-immolates because Vash died
Alu kills TD

All in one night, before the wolf + Corruptor (shortkut, allegedly) kills. It would have been horrifying and beautiful.

I was planning on killing @shortkut that night making it impossible to verify he was cupid too

 

[Dean]

You've called me sus every time too.

Then again, I've been bad 4 of 5 times in Zell's games.

I don't know if I want to be a wolf or a lying townie

 

[TD]

If I had killed you, it would be:

Raine kills Dean
Dean kills Vash
Alu self-immolates because Vash died
Alu kills TD

All in one night, before the wolf + Corruptor (shortkut, allegedly) kills. It would have been horrifying and beautiful.

But SOMEONE had to be like "just kill me" instead of a beautiful 6 kill night.

 

[TD]

I don't know if I want to be a wolf or a lying townie

 

[Benzine]

please get two more, i really want to become one with my role

 

[Tubby23]

Every townie is lying some way or another

 

[Dean]

@VashTheStampede and @Christina should join and be coupled by Cupid

 

[Zell 17]

So we need two of:
@Raposuh
@VashTheStampede
@Smacktard

And we’re good