Zell Wolf Wolf day the next

[Local Hero]

If it really is between me and Quagmire, quag's your lad

 

[shortkut]

I've been protecting Canadian guy. Except when I was in jail

Just like @Christina !

 

[Ben]

Y'all really going to gut me instead of these flippity flop fucks?

Bunch of barbarians.

 

[shortkut]

Y'all really going to gut me instead of these flippity flop fucks?

Bunch of barbarians.

What knowledge do you wolves have about the SK?

 

[Ben]

What knowledge do you wolves have about the SK?

You tell me, ShortKut.

 

[Local Hero]

Y'all really going to gut me instead of these flippity flop fucks?

Bunch of barbarians.

I have never flipped nor flopped

 

[Local Hero]

Is CG a baddy?

 

[shortkut]

Is CG a baddy?

Only from the perspective of a baddie

 

[Ben]

I have never flipped nor flopped

Socks and sandals is a crime, Local.

 

[shortkut]

I suppose CG could be the alchemist and only tried to give a potion to Kat or other deceased but that that isn’t likely

 

[Local Hero]

Then I'll continue to protect our international treasure

 

[shortkut]

I hope our couple is either ben and sk or two townies

 

[Ben]

i just read the chatgpt story that i didn't proof, glad it didn't say anything ahahaha. when i first got it to do the nouns, it gave everyone a noun directly related to their role... i didn't catch that immediately lmao.

Also, this is basically how I ended up with QUARTZ last game I ran.

 

[canadaguy]

Is CG a baddy?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Also, this is basically how I ended up with QUARTZ last game I ran.

@VashTheStampede @Christina

 

[dimmerwit]

Well I have no check tonight so you'll have to rely on others.

 

[Ben]

Well I have no check tonight so you'll have to rely on others.

What about a cheque?

 

[dimmerwit]

What about a cheque?

Is this a wolf protection racket?

 

[Ben]

Is this a wolf protection racket?

No it's a racquet.

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Zell 17]

@canadaguy needs to kill quagmire or local tonight or he is in the crosshairs.

 

[Local Hero]

Kill Quagmire.

Love, your guardian angel.

 

[shortkut]

@canadaguy needs to kill quagmire or local tonight or he is in the crosshairs.

Cue @canadaguykilling both of them and the entire town in a fiery blaze

 

[shortkut]

I just saw orders from a Dr. Wolfman… I don’t know if I should vote for him or Ben

 

[Ben]

I just saw orders from a Dr. Wolfman… I don’t know if I should vote for him or Ben

You're thinking of my father Sir John Talbot, or brother Lawrence Talbot. I'm the victim here.

Ben Talbot

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[Fool's Requiem]

Cause of Death
Killed offscreen by werewolf

Except you're not dead (yet) and aren't likely to be killed by a werewolf.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Is Ben even your real name???

 

[Ben]

Is Ben even your real name???

Yes.

But my middle name is also actually John, after my paternal grandfather, so...

 

[Local Hero]

BJ Talbot

 

[Quagmire]

Also, this is basically how I ended up with QUARTZ last game I ran.

QUARTZ!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

SKIP

Is that still funny?

 

[shortkut]

BJ Talbot

Explains a lot

 

[Ben]

 

[Benzine]

what's going on

 

[Ben]

what's going on

Everyone decided to switch their roles to Bully.

 

[shortkut]

Everyone decided to switch their roles to Bully.

 

[Benzine]

i do like when it's conclusive. i may not be here on time to do the killing but if you could get your choices through for the night asap that'd allow me to get it open again for yas.

 

[shortkut]

i do like when it's conclusive. i may not be here on time to do the killing but if you could get your choices through for the night asap that'd allow me to get it open again for yas.

Done

 

[Quagmire]

skip

 

[shortkut]

 

[Zell 17]

Cue @canadaguykilling both of them and the entire town in a fiery blaze

Not enough douses

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Not enough douses

that would be hilarious if he got Arso again, but had the same exact issues he did last time.

 

[shortkut]

Not enough douses

Maybe the word “entire“ was a bit of hyperbole

 

[Benzine]

They said justice was blind, but today it felt more like it was squinting real hard and hoping for the best.

Ben stood on the gallows platform like it was open mic night at the tavern. Back straight, chin high, and a grin that said either "I'm innocent" or "I'm way too good-looking for this." No one could quite tell.

"Been a pleasure," he said to no one in particular. Then he hummed a little tune under his breath.

A few villagers noticed.

"I'm still standing... yeah, yeah, yeah..."

It was out of tune, but annoyingly catchy. Someone near the front started tapping their foot. Someone else frowned. Probably Quagmire.

Then the lever was pulled.

There was a thud. A rope snapped tight. A collective gasp—

And then…

Ben groaned.

From inside the noose.

He didn't fall. He didn't swing. He just kind of… slumped. Slightly.

The platform creaked.

One of the village guards cleared his throat.

"…Is he…?" someone whispered.

Ben blinked. "Ow."

Another pause.

He looked up slowly, half-choked, and flashed a very unhelpful wink.

"Think I tweaked my neck," he muttered, rubbing at it. "But otherwise? Feeling surprisingly spry."

A long, awkward silence followed.

No one knew what to do. Half the crowd had already started clapping. Someone tossed a flower, then picked it back up in shame.

In the back, Bental Bot tilted its little square head and let out the softest whirr, as if logging the moment for future social discomfort analytics.

Ben hopped off the trapdoor, landed with an athletic little bounce, and dusted off his pants.

"I suppose… we try again tomorrow?" he offered brightly.

Nobody had a better idea.

So they let him walk. Still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Alpha Wolf has been attacked.