.... honestly, I read all that as just normal random day 1 banter without actually considering whether or not you're a red slut lady. Probably doesn't help I was working inside big ass metal tubes in something like 80-90 degrees. Brain extra fried.
Luckily not nearly as bad as it was Monday or Tuesday, but that place has almost no ventilation, let alone ac for anyone who isn't a manager or an office worker. As per the norm. It's the American way.
Unless anyone else gives better reasonings, I will bless your slutty ladylike ways.