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Real reason I started this thread is to steal your identities with facial recognition stuff.
Jokes on you, hope you like debt.
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Real reason I started this thread is to steal your identities with facial recognition stuff.
Real reason I started this thread is to steal your identities with facial recognition stuff.
Don’t you fuckin’ eat it!
How do you always manage to get so close to them? Are you some kind of ninja?Never, but I do want to hug them!
How do you always manage to get so close to them? Are you some kind of ninja?
Aren't geese mean as hell?
How do you always manage to get so close to them? Are you some kind of ninja?
Aren't geese mean as hell?
I'd like to believe that some time, somewhere a goose will wake up and the first thing it sees is @Quagmire hovering over it with a camera and a big smile.
I could beat a goose in a fight if I had to!
Probably.
I skimmed and read that backwards… like Quagmire’s gonna wake up to a goose photographing him.
Man, I thought about squaring up with the bastard so it would stop chasing me, but then I realized my only real option would have been to kick it or something… and I didn’t want to be that guy that got caught punting a goose in a graveyard. Luckily, I’m used to flying rats, so I’m not one of those people that are petrified by flying creatures.
I've seen two of those before! But both are parked in somebody's yard, never seen one in traffic yet.View attachment 20556
Me waiting to pick up my kid yesterday trying to get a Pic showing that fuckin MATER is behind me without being like the other parents getting out of their cars to take pictures of the local celebrity
He looks kind of ominous back there
Watching
Waiting
Another shirtless Tommy pick! Now this feels like old-school Gamewinners.
I'm guessing by the "supposedly" that it didn't live up to the hype? It looks like you're all having fun, at least.walked through a haunted attraction that was supposedly #1 in the nation.
I think it depends on how that is defined. I can say the sfx were really good, all the animatronics and costumes were high quality, all the different rooms and themes were well done. All 3 of us came out like "ok was it me or was that last room a whole ass vibe?" We really enjoyed ourselves, and we definitely got startled a few times. I don't necessarily get scared because I have 4 years of experience being a part of a haunted attraction during my undergrad but I appreciated all the work that was put into it. I didn't assault anyone which is a big plus (I have no flight mode, only fight). We did get grouped with a couple other girls and those poor things.. at times they were just clinging onto our backs hoping to get through blind. Kinda made a target of themselves.I'm guessing by the "supposedly" that it didn't live up to the hype? It looks like you're all having fun, at least.
Sounds like it was fun, and plenty scary to those less acclimated to it. I can't remember the last time I was in a haunted house. I might have to do that this year.I think it depends on how that is defined. I can say the sfx were really good, all the animatronics and costumes were high quality, all the different rooms and themes were well done. All 3 of us came out like "ok was it me or was that last room a whole ass vibe?" We really enjoyed ourselves, and we definitely got startled a few times. I don't necessarily get scared because I have 4 years of experience being a part of a haunted attraction during my undergrad but I appreciated all the work that was put into it. I didn't assault anyone which is a big plus (I have no flight mode, only fight). We did get grouped with a couple other girls and those poor things.. at times they were just clinging onto our backs hoping to get through blind. Kinda made a target of themselves.
Without the word "Wonka" in it that sounds like an interracial porno parody.Was it at the level of Willy's Chocolate Experience?
Alright, we'll put that to the test then. Ants vs Canada goose.I could beat a goose in a fight if I had to!
Probably.
Canadian geese are straight up savage.I pet a goose once. It got pretty offended by it. I don't recommend fucking with geese.
They're scary enough.Geese are still dinosaurs. Just not very scary ones.
Behold the duality of man:I pet a goose once. It got pretty offended by it. I don't recommend fucking with geese.
My younger sister once had a pet African goose that she named Queequeg (from Moby Dick).Alright, we'll put that to the test then. Ants vs Canada goose.
I didn't know it was possible to look this British.
Considering I probably look more French than anything, I don't think it would take much to get him to do that.Careful he might cast a Transfiguration spell on you.
The three of you should start a club.(That's basically John Oliver.)
I suspect fowl play here.