Why is there no selfie thread yet?

[Mark]

Real reason I started this thread is to steal your identities with facial recognition stuff.

Jokes on you, hope you like debt.

 

[Nae'blis]

Real reason I started this thread is to steal your identities with facial recognition stuff.

 

[Nae'blis]

Early morning at work, waiting for kids to show up.

 

[Ben]

Noooooooooo not my ibentity

 

[shortkut]

Identalties

 

[Jawneh]

It's fine. I dent the ties already.

 

[Quagmire]

Don’t you fuckin’ eat it!

Never, but I do want to hug them!

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Never, but I do want to hug them!

How do you always manage to get so close to them? Are you some kind of ninja?

 

[Mark]

How do you always manage to get so close to them? Are you some kind of ninja?

Goose Whisperer.

 

[Nae'blis]

He's going in there like:

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Aren't geese mean as hell?

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I doubt it, more like a concept of a plan to steal them.

 

[Quagmire]

Aren't geese mean as hell?

They advocate their boundaries

 

[Quagmire]

How do you always manage to get so close to them? Are you some kind of ninja?

At zoo typically where they are used to people

 

[Mark]

Aren't geese mean as hell?

They can be very aggressive, but I guess it depends on how acclimated they are to human contact. I had one try to chase me to my car at a cemetery years ago, but I’ve also seen them roll out real quick if a person would approach.

 

[Nae'blis]

I'd like to believe that some time, somewhere a goose will wake up and the first thing it sees is @Quagmire hovering over it with a camera and a big smile.

 

[Ants!]

I could beat a goose in a fight if I had to!

Probably.

 

[Mark]

I'd like to believe that some time, somewhere a goose will wake up and the first thing it sees is @Quagmire hovering over it with a camera and a big smile.

I skimmed and read that backwards… like Quagmire’s gonna wake up to a goose photographing him.

I could beat a goose in a fight if I had to!

Probably.

Man, I thought about squaring up with the bastard so it would stop chasing me, but then I realized my only real option would have been to kick it or something… and I didn’t want to be that guy that got caught punting a goose in a graveyard. Luckily, I’m used to flying rats, so I’m not one of those people that are petrified by flying creatures.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Me waiting to pick up my kid yesterday trying to get a Pic showing that fuckin MATER is behind me without being like the other parents getting out of their cars to take pictures of the local celebrity

He looks kind of ominous back there

Watching

Waiting

 

[Tommy Boy]

Got a new hot pot last week. Split pot, two soups

 

[Ants!]

I skimmed and read that backwards… like Quagmire’s gonna wake up to a goose photographing him.



Man, I thought about squaring up with the bastard so it would stop chasing me, but then I realized my only real option would have been to kick it or something… and I didn’t want to be that guy that got caught punting a goose in a graveyard. Luckily, I’m used to flying rats, so I’m not one of those people that are petrified by flying creatures.

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Me waiting to pick up my kid yesterday trying to get a Pic showing that fuckin MATER is behind me without being like the other parents getting out of their cars to take pictures of the local celebrity

He looks kind of ominous back there

Watching

Waiting

I've seen two of those before! But both are parked in somebody's yard, never seen one in traffic yet.

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Got a new hot pot last week. Split pot, two soups

Another shirtless Tommy pick! Now this feels like old-school Gamewinners.

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Spent my Saturday finding trouble around town with my girlies, walked through a haunted attraction that was supposedly #1 in the nation. I don't know why they let the SHORTEST person with the SHORTEST arms take this selfie but it happened:

 

[Kat]

walked through a haunted attraction that was supposedly #1 in the nation.

I'm guessing by the "supposedly" that it didn't live up to the hype? It looks like you're all having fun, at least.

 

[Ants!]

I wonder if they all claim that? The 13th Gate in Baton Rouge claims they're the #1 in the nation also.

 

[Gloom-is-good]

I'm guessing by the "supposedly" that it didn't live up to the hype? It looks like you're all having fun, at least.

I think it depends on how that is defined. I can say the sfx were really good, all the animatronics and costumes were high quality, all the different rooms and themes were well done. All 3 of us came out like "ok was it me or was that last room a whole ass vibe?" We really enjoyed ourselves, and we definitely got startled a few times. I don't necessarily get scared because I have 4 years of experience being a part of a haunted attraction during my undergrad but I appreciated all the work that was put into it. I didn't assault anyone which is a big plus (I have no flight mode, only fight). We did get grouped with a couple other girls and those poor things.. at times they were just clinging onto our backs hoping to get through blind. Kinda made a target of themselves.

 

[Nae'blis]

ass vibe

Mmmm... ass vibe

 

[Kat]

I think it depends on how that is defined. I can say the sfx were really good, all the animatronics and costumes were high quality, all the different rooms and themes were well done. All 3 of us came out like "ok was it me or was that last room a whole ass vibe?" We really enjoyed ourselves, and we definitely got startled a few times. I don't necessarily get scared because I have 4 years of experience being a part of a haunted attraction during my undergrad but I appreciated all the work that was put into it. I didn't assault anyone which is a big plus (I have no flight mode, only fight). We did get grouped with a couple other girls and those poor things.. at times they were just clinging onto our backs hoping to get through blind. Kinda made a target of themselves.

Sounds like it was fun, and plenty scary to those less acclimated to it. I can't remember the last time I was in a haunted house. I might have to do that this year.

 

[dimmerwit]

Was it at the level of Willy's Chocolate Experience?

 

[Ants!]

Was it at the level of Willy's Chocolate Experience?

Without the word "Wonka" in it that sounds like an interracial porno parody.

 

[MC74]

I could beat a goose in a fight if I had to!

Probably.

Alright, we'll put that to the test then. Ants vs Canada goose.

 

[Kat]

I pet a goose once. It got pretty offended by it. I don't recommend fucking with geese.

 

[MC74]

I pet a goose once. It got pretty offended by it. I don't recommend fucking with geese.

Canadian geese are straight up savage.

 

[Ben]

Geese never forgot they were once dinosaurs, and still have carnivore energy.

 

[dimmerwit]

Geese are still dinosaurs. Just not very scary ones.

 

[Kat]

Geese are still dinosaurs. Just not very scary ones.

They're scary enough.

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I pet a goose once. It got pretty offended by it. I don't recommend fucking with geese.

Behold the duality of man:

 

[Ants!]

Alright, we'll put that to the test then. Ants vs Canada goose.

My younger sister once had a pet African goose that she named Queequeg (from Moby Dick).

That thing was the only one of our geese to grow up with a violent temperament for some reason. You get close and he would bite you leg and beat you with his wings. I always thought it was funny because it didn't really hurt and I was like maybe 16-times his size but he never hesitated to square up to me or anyone else.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

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M'face

I didn't know it was possible to look this British.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Like, I guess I did know it was possible. But I thought that was only on TV.

 

[Ants!]

Careful he might cast a Transfiguration spell on you.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Careful he might cast a Transfiguration spell on you.

Considering I probably look more French than anything, I don't think it would take much to get him to do that.

 

[Ben]

"Stop being twats!"


(That's basically John Oliver.)

 

[Ants!]

(That's basically John Oliver.)

The three of you should start a club.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

It's like looking in a mirror...same color scheme and everything.

 

[Ben]

Took the kids to a fair today. My legs are dead from carrying this fat boy on my back while walking forever.

 

[Scott]

From my birthday like, a month ago.

And if anyone wants to steal my identity, feel free. You've got 45 hours in the kitchen next week, it's pay weekend, there's a home football match, the uni students have their loans, and 1/4 of your staff are fuckin' useless. Have fun.

 

[Quagmire]

Here are all my selfies with some sort of fowl

 

[Ants!]

I bought my wife these drink coasters a while back, teasing that she should use them at work because she's a journalist for the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries, but she's too scared she'll get in trouble so they sit in our cabinet

 

[Nae'blis]

Here are all my selfies with some sort of fowl


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I suspect fowl play here.