Why is there no selfie thread yet?

[Ants!]

What do you look like bitches

 

[Mark]

There is one, but it hasn’t seen any signs of life since the beginning of the year. Probably because it’s tucked in a forum inside of a forum behind a wall of permissions that only people in the elder group can access… which, I see the gray in the beard, I see the staff, I see no reason why you shouldn’t already have access to it.

 

[Ants!]

When did they abandon reason for madness?

 

[Mark]

When did they abandon reason for madness?

Some time back in 2000 when the original site launched, but we ended up putting that thread behind permissions when we realized that some members wouldn’t feel comfortable posting somewhere that guests could access.

 

[Ants!]

That's how they forget the face of their fathers.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

This thread is now about wood and cocks.

 

[Crazy Jamie]

This thread is now about wood and cocks.

Writing this in a selfie thread strikes me as potentially highly misjudged.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Mark]

Writing this in a selfie thread strikes me as potentially highly misjudged.

You’re the judge, we respect your decision.

Exhibit A.) @Ants! proud display of wood.

Exhibit B.) @Quagmire and a strategically angled cock photo.

Seems like a clean cut case to me.

 

[Ants!]

Next, somebody needs to post a dick pic.

 

[Ants!]

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Giggity.

 

[Mark]

Next, somebody needs to post a dick pic.

 

[Jon]

What do you look like bitches

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I just immediately got Cartman in Stick of Truth vibes.

 

[Mark]

I don’t take selfies. My camera roll is weed, two doggos, and memes.

Every once in a while, I’ll catch inspiration to take a picture… like this bud that looked like a tree that I tried to blend in with actual trees when we were on vacation.



…and I was promptly mocked by my other half for focusing so hard on getting the shot.

 

[Ants!]

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It's not unsolicited though because I asked for them!

 

[dimmerwit]

I'm on Street View, but it's an old image. I don't know what the shorthand term for that is though.

 

[Mark]

It's not unsolicited though because I asked for them!

I’m too lazy to edit it. Just imagine that you’re @shortkut, and don’t read the text.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Listen here, Gandalf, I dislike taking pictures of myself. I don't look good in photos and I don't require the attention. I'd rather share photos of places I've visited as a "you should go here and see this in person" type things.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Tommy Boy]

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Art in its purest form here

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[shortkut]

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[Gloom-is-good]

Technically not a selfie that I took but this was the most "recent" selfie in my photos. From April, we took a helicopter transfer to our resort.

 

[Ben]

This is what I learned, but I'll still fucking drive to another street over parallel parking.

 

[shortkut]

This is what I learned, but I'll still fucking drive to another street over parallel parking.

I learned that the diagram is giving the person way too much space to parallel park

 

[Mark]

Art in its purest form here

I learned that the diagram is giving the person way too much space to parallel park

Right? Whoever made that must have never parallel parked on a tight downtown street.

 

[MC74]

This thread is now about wood and cocks.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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I don't know what I'm looking at...

 

[Mark]

I don't know what I'm looking at...

I’m sure you do, your subconscious just isn’t trying to unlock that memory. I doubt anyone here has made it the last 20+ years on the internet without seeing it at least once.

 

[Ben]

I’m sure you do, your subconscious just isn’t trying to unlock that memory. I doubt anyone here has made it the last 20+ years on the internet without seeing it at least once.

 

[MC74]

I've had an encounter with a savage rooster one time when I had to fetch some eggs in the pen for a relative. It wasn't fun....

 

[Kat]

This is the closest thing I have to a selfie with a cock in it.




Not my cock but it is a nice one (possibly two?).

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Last weekend, hiking up a mountain so we walked in the wood-s.

 

[Jawneh]

Speaking of things like cocks.

 

[Kat]

This is my most recent picture that qualifies as a selfie.

 

[Benzine]

A photo with my family after my daughters last day of day care last week.

 

[Ben]

M'face

 

[Gloom-is-good]

I don't think either of those are selfies, fellas

**edited to add the comma

 

[Ben]

I don't think either of those are selfies fellas

 

[Benzine]

my right arm is extremely long

 

[Ants!]

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A photo with my family after my daughters last day of day care last week.

The "beerd"!

 

[Jawneh]

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A photo with my family after my daughters last day of day care last week.

Dude, I got the same Nike thongs as you do.

 

[Smacktard]

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A photo with my family after my daughters last day of day care last week.

Man you must have a really long right arm to take that selfie

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jawneh]

Who the heck would dare to photo bomb a wonderful goose picture.

 

[Quagmire]

Who the heck would dare to photo bomb a wonderful goose picture.

I'm always trying to get a good selfie with a goose and so far no luck, just okay ones

 

[Gloom-is-good]

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I really appreciate all the selfies with the animals! They're great!

 

[Mark]

Dude, I got the same Nike thongs as you do.

I’m so glad that I know “thongs” mean footwear outside of the US.

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Don’t you fuckin’ eat it!

 

[Ants!]

Real reason I started this thread is to steal your identities with facial recognition stuff.