Welcome to ValhallAnts! (Acolytes 1 dead thread)

[Ants!]

Vash please please please play when I make another run at this in January

 

[Ants!]

So if this night goes as it seems like it will, Jon should probably get a special badge for capturing a Vampire.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Vash please please please play when I make another run at this in January

Yeah yeah yeah and then you start it last October

I'm on to your tricks

 

[VashTheStampede]

Local suspects Kat

Noooo I don't need members of Team Vash attacking each other

By the way I have decided several people are Team Vash and they are who I am rooting for to win.

I might even get a badge made. Secret achievement.

 

[Ants!]

Sounds like picking a fantasy football team (something I know nothing about).

 

[VashTheStampede]

Sounds like picking a fantasy football team (something I know nothing about).

omg that's very much what it feels like

Local you better score a fkn touchdown

 

[canadaguy]

So if this night goes as it seems like it will, Jon should probably get a special badge for capturing a Vampire.

No do not feed his addiction

 

[canadaguy]

Noooo I don't need members of Team Vash attacking each other

By the way I have decided several people are Team Vash and they are who I am rooting for to win.

I might even get a badge made. Secret achievement.

Am I Team Vash?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Am I Team Vash?

Normally you would be a high draft pick but you didn't meet the criteria for this game

 

[Ants!]

Come on! Dude was so tough they had to kill him twice.

 

[Ants!]

There's no possible way for Ben's life to be spared no matter what else happens in the night phase, so @Mark if you could go ahead and add him that would be great.

We'll wait a bit longer on Christina since she still has a chance, even if it's a long shot.

 

[canadaguy]

Normally you would be a high draft pick but you didn't meet the criteria for this game

 

[Mark]

There's no possible way for Ben's life to be spared no matter what else happens in the night phase, so @Mark if you could go ahead and add him that would be great.

We'll wait a bit longer on Christina since she still has a chance, even if it's a long shot.

@Ben has been added.

 

[Ants!]

@Ben 'sup dude. You're not technically dead yet but you know, Final Destination basically.

 

[Ben]

@Ben 'sup dude. You're not technically dead yet but you know, Final Destination basically.

I'm driving on the interstate behind a trailer carrying logs, aren't I?

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'm driving on the interstate behind a trailer carrying logs, aren't I?

I love that this scene traumatized a generation

 

[Ants!]

I'm driving on the interstate behind a trailer carrying logs, aren't I?

I can't find it sadly but one of my favorite memes ever is a picture of that log truck with smiley faces all saying cutesy things and the one that's about to crash through the window is like "oh hello there!"

 

[Ben]

And screw your anty rolls.

I love that this scene traumatized a generation

I will change lanes every time while muttering "Nope!".

 

[Ants!]

The real answer is shortkut broke your other leg and is looting your corpse as you die from the trauma.

 

[Ants!]

Nice. Saving that ant picture.

 

[Ben]

The real answer is shortkut broke your other leg and is looting your corpse as you die from the trauma.

I shouldn't be down yet, then. I have a third leg.

 

[Ben]

Also I got killed night 1 AND night 2, so you wanna talk about being mean

I sympathize but also your penchant for dying gave me my small feeling of victory with my role.

Man... Day 1 really was fire. Day 2 fucking sucked.

 

[Ants!]

Now it looks like they are voting to kill Alu, who so far still has his target set on smacktard. So those two might be joining us.

 

[Ants!]

Right now, they are fretting over how to make it plausible to the town that Kat doesn't have an injury. Which I guess is a good thing for them to worry about because local plans on shooting her, and it will be obvious to him after that. And he already suspects her.

 

[Mark]

I love that this scene traumatized a generation

This shit happened in my rear-view mirror heading home from work one morning. I felt like I was a couple frames ahead of that scene.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Now it looks like they are voting to kill Alu

Ugh another Team Vash

 

[canadaguy]

Ugh another Team Vash

Oh hmm, is there anyone who isn't on Team Vash



OH WAIT

 

[VashTheStampede]

Damn it must suck to be left out

 

[canadaguy]

 

[canadaguy]

I sympathize but also your penchant for dying gave me my small feeling of victory with my role.

Man... Day 1 really was fire. Day 2 fucking sucked.

Glad you were able to make great use of my vote

 

[Ben]

Glad you were able to make great use of my vote

True. Just like you both of us, the power was

Edit: I don't know why @Crystal pushed that man.

 

[canadaguy]

True. Just like you both of us, the power was

Edit: I don't know why @Crystal pushed that man.

I mean technically, I dont see any push occur

 

[VashTheStampede]

Hey everyone, this guy can't perceive the Force!

 

[canadaguy]

Oh let me guess, that is only an ability the Team Vash is allowed to have?

 

[Ants!]

Kat procrastinated on using her ability out of fear (says she has horrible luck), despite it being charged for use in Day 2 and Christina giving her the Luck Potion she had won from questing.

Should be interesting to see if she decides to use it and then who is quickest on the trigger: her or Local. Because he doesn't know she's the Summoner with a fully charged spell, and she doesn't know that there's an Archer aiming at her that can prevent her from using it.

 

[Ants!]

Both are daytime abilities.

 

[Ants!]

Could potentially have Benzine join us as well, depending on who he visits. If he chooses Ben, Alu, shortkut, or one of the four Acolytes, he's a goner.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

tell Kat to grow a [metaphorical] pair.

 

[Ants!]

Can't call you a hypocrite for that one, after the brass balls of doing the Leroy Jenkins on the snake. Bravo for that.

 

[Ben]

Can't call you a hypocrite for that one, after the brass balls of doing the Leroy Jenkins on the snake. Bravo for that.

He misread when you asked if he wanted an asp on his face.

 

[Ants!]

Christina came up with an awesome plan where they pool their gold to buy the item that cures curses, bite somebody, then offer them the item in the daytime to make her look innocent.

Too bad she's going to die before she even gets to that part of the night phase.

 

[canadaguy]

Too bad she's going to die before she even gets to that part of the night phase.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Can't call you a hypocrite for that one, after the brass balls of doing the Leroy Jenkins on the snake. Bravo for that.

 

[Ants!]

Sudden idea for a graphic:

Mr. Garrison saying "FUCK'EM ALL TO DEATH!!" With "fuck" crossed out and replaced with "quest".

This would be a visual representation of shortkut.

 

[Ants!]

@Mark can you add Benzine?

 

[Ants!]

Also Alu and Smacktard if you please

 

[Ants!]

And Christina too.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ants!]

Yep, 5 in one night lol.

 

[Ants!]

One of the Acolytes is withholding their skip because they want to time it so that they're the first ones to have a look at the new shop items when the game opens. So it's going to open at its scheduled time in 2 hours 40 minutes.