Top 10 Pizza Toppings

[TD]

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[shortkut]

Why is garlic so low on your list?

 

[shortkut]

Because I suck.

More realistically so - it's not a commonly available topping at most pizza places around here. Most places only have the dipping sauces.

What kind of shithole do you live in that is bereft of decent pizza joints?

 

[shortkut]

 

[shortkut]

Also, the best pizza topping is more pizza

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It's probably even more mind-melting in person.

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[Spiner202]

I've never really considered cheese to be a topping - it's just part of the pizza. But I suppose there are people who order pizza without cheese.

In any case, the main toppings I like on pizza (other than cheese) are meat ones. Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, etc. Broccoli can work on a pizza but not in all cases. Same thing with corn. I usually just get pepperoni pizzas to keep it simple.

Also, for the Canadians: go to Fresh Slice. Best pizza I've ever had.

 

[Raine]

I am here to bring war. Although, to be honest, I don't really do individual toppings so much as a couple of mainstay combinations because I'm super basic. And pretty rarely, 'cause boy howdy is delivery fuckin' expensive. $30 before tip for just a large 16"? Outta their goddamn minds.

1. Pepperoni
1. Sausage
3. Ricotta cheese (white pizza)
3. Grilled Chicken
3. Garlic
6. Pineapple
6. Bacon
6. Ham
9. Mushrooms (w/ sausage)

...I don't have a 10th?! Fuck it,

10. Parmesan cheese

You can put that shit on anything.

 

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[Raine]

...well at least it didn't crack the top 5.

I considered putting it higher, but really, it's super easy to fuck up a Hawaiian pizza. Can't have the pizza dough be all floppy and soggy, y'know?!

I mean you're really just making my case for me. When's the last time a guy in a suit and tie said something smart?

Also despite what he thinks, those colors are awful together and he should be ashamed.

 

[Crystal]

1.) cheese
2.) cheese
3.) cheese
4.) cheese
5.) cheese
6.) cheese
7.) cheese
8.) cheese
9.) cheese
10.) cheese

No goats cheese.

 

[Raine]

It feels like like there's a simple solution to safely avoiding this problem though.

Spoiler: The secret

Don't put pineapple on your pizza.

Sacrilege! Thicker dough helps, too.

 

[shortkut]

Sacrilege! Thicker dough helps, too.

This is the only way I’ll allow it

 

[Tubby23]

1. Pepperoni
2. Bacon
3. Garlic
4. Cheese (preferably mozzarella)
5. Capsicum
6. Mushroom
7. Sun-dried tomatoes
8. Ham
9. Grilled Chicken
10. Egg

Pineapple for a summer baked flat bread (let's agree it's not pizza but has similarities)

 

[Tubby23]

Yes please pineapple. Stay away from pizza. Stick to the baked flat bread where you belong.

And today world peace was achieved

 

[Crystal]

And today world peace was achieved

Don't know about world peace, but pineapple peace

 

[Jawneh]

1. Mushrooms
2. Onions
3. Pepperoni
4. Ham
5. Bacon
6. Pineapple
7. Sausage
8. Extra cheese
9. Green peppers
10. Egg

If possible, always a health dose of oregano on top. And to kind of retort kut, I kind of like buttery garlic sauce as a dip instead of garlic as a topping. Though, I do love me some garlic in general in most everything. It's more of a seasoning anyhow.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Excluding basic cheese because its a given (even though a tomato pie is super awesome sometimes)

1. Chicken (Buffalo, BBQ, and cutlet)
2. Pepperoni
3. Peppers & Onions (together always)
4. Mushrooms
5. Garlic
6. Gorgonzola
7. Red Onion
8. Bacon
9. Broccoli
10. Tomatoes

 

[shortkut]

I like my toppings in a way where they do not overpower the flavor of the pizza but simply enhance it. Top 5 with an honorary 6th

1. Fresh garlic
2. Lightly fried eggplant slices/pieces
3. Mushrooms
4. Broccoli and garlic - must go together
5. Ziti (seriously good, even better when it has vodka sauce)
6. Tomato slices + fresh basil