Top 10 Pizza Toppings

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What kind of shithole do you live in that is bereft of decent pizza joints?
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I've never really considered cheese to be a topping - it's just part of the pizza. But I suppose there are people who order pizza without cheese.

In any case, the main toppings I like on pizza (other than cheese) are meat ones. Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, etc. Broccoli can work on a pizza but not in all cases. Same thing with corn. I usually just get pepperoni pizzas to keep it simple.

Also, for the Canadians: go to Fresh Slice. Best pizza I've ever had.
 
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I am here to bring war. Although, to be honest, I don't really do individual toppings so much as a couple of mainstay combinations because I'm super basic. And pretty rarely, 'cause boy howdy is delivery fuckin' expensive. $30 before tip for just a large 16"? Outta their goddamn minds. 👀

1. Pepperoni
1. Sausage
3. Ricotta cheese (white pizza)
3. Grilled Chicken
3. Garlic
6. Pineapple
6. Bacon
6. Ham
9. Mushrooms (w/ sausage)

...I don't have a 10th?! Fuck it,

10. Parmesan cheese

You can put that shit on anything.
 
...well at least it didn't crack the top 5.
I considered putting it higher, but really, it's super easy to fuck up a Hawaiian pizza. Can't have the pizza dough be all floppy and soggy, y'know?!

I mean you're really just making my case for me. When's the last time a guy in a suit and tie said something smart?

Also despite what he thinks, those colors are awful together and he should be ashamed.
 
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I considered putting it higher, but really, it's super easy to fuck up a Hawaiian pizza. Can't have the pizza dough be all floppy and soggy, y'know?!
It feels like like there's a simple solution to safely avoiding this problem though.

Don't put pineapple on your pizza.
 

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  1. Mushrooms
  2. Onions
  3. Pepperoni
  4. Ham
  5. Bacon
  6. Pineapple
  7. Sausage
  8. Extra cheese
  9. Green peppers
  10. Egg
If possible, always a health dose of oregano on top. And to kind of retort kut, I kind of like buttery garlic sauce as a dip instead of garlic as a topping. Though, I do love me some garlic in general in most everything. It's more of a seasoning anyhow.
 
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I like my toppings in a way where they do not overpower the flavor of the pizza but simply enhance it. Top 5 with an honorary 6th

1. Fresh garlic
2. Lightly fried eggplant slices/pieces
3. Mushrooms
4. Broccoli and garlic - must go together
5. Ziti (seriously good, even better when it has vodka sauce)
6. Tomato slices + fresh basil
 
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