Birthday Tom Is Old Today

[Cole]

to the best buddy and hetero life partner a man could ever ask for.

to the owner of the coolest dog that definitely likes me better after just 2 meetings.

to a guy that hates everyone and was still named Mr Congenial

Happy birthday @The Eye in the Sky!

you're one year closer to your death, and I know that makes you happy.

 

[Crystal]

Aww, such a tribute! Happy birthday @The Eye in the Sky!

 

[shortkut]

Tomford it’s your birthday!
Cole blessed you this day!
He gave you the gift of a birthday thread
And we ain’t proud of you today

 

[Cole]

Tomford it’s your birthday!
Cole blessed you this day!
He gave you the gift of a birthday thread
And we’re proud of you today

NO WE'RE NOT

 

[shortkut]

NO WE'RE NOT

Fixed?

 

[Nae'blis]

Happy birthday Eyeford!
Have a great one!

 

[Mark]

Happy Birthday, Tom. I hope you have some good plans to celebrate, and if not… I hope you enjoy doing nothing.

 

[Quagmire]

How old, is he a man yet?

 

[Tommy Boy]

Happy birthday Tom!! Hope you have a great day, looking forward to meeting you soon!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Thanks y'all. I am 38 today, both my kids have fevers and I've been hard at work all day designing interior graphics for a tech company. But I have an ice cream cookie sandwich at home so it's ok.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

How old does he need to be to start shrinking down to the size of a normal human?

 

[TD]

Happy Birthday Tom!

 

[Cole]

How old does he need to be to start shrinking down to the size of a normal human?

he's already shorter than he claims. LIKE ALL MEN

 

[Crystal]

LIKE ALL MEN

Preach.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I've been hard at work all day designing interior graphics for a tech company.

I don't understand why some choose to work on their birthdays. That is YOUR day. Your own personal holiday. Take the day off.

Happy old day, nonetheless!

 

[Mark]

How old does he need to be to start shrinking down to the size of a normal human?

Guess that depends on how that back of his is holding up.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I don't understand why some choose to work on their birthdays. That is YOUR day. Your own personal holiday. Take the day off.

Happy old day, nonetheless!

I don't really care to take it off and don't tell anyone when my birthday is. It's just another day to me.

I'm cooking my own dinner tonight and cleaning the kitchen. It's just a day.

 

[Cole]

I don't really care to take it off and don't tell anyone when my birthday is. It's just another day to me.

I'm cooking my own dinner tonight and cleaning the kitchen. It's just a day.

the kitchen was spotless like 2 days ago!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

How do you think it stays clean?!

 

[Cole]

?

 

[Tubby23]

Happy Birthday Tom!

 

[Nae'blis]

So, @The Eye in the Sky! Are the kids enjoying their swingamajigs?

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

The kids never enjoy anything, spoiled bastards.

 

[Quagmire]

The kids never enjoy anything, spoiled bastards.

Can confirm! My kid is a spoiled bastard!

 

[Crystal]

Why does it feel we've moved from console wars to offspring wars? My kid's more spoiled, no mine is! I've got the all new Kid box Series x! Oh yeah? I got the Kidstation 5! Mines a Game Kid Advance, but it's still awesome!

 

[shortkut]

Why does it feel we've moved from console wars to offspring wars? My kid's more spoiled, no mine is! I've got the all new Kid box Series x! Oh yeah? I got the Kidstation 5! Mines a Game Kid Advance, but it's still awesome!

I’ve got the talkgirl at home… actually, I think it might be the off brand backtalk-girl

 

[Crystal]

I’ve got the talkgirl at home… actually, I think it might be the off brand backtalk-girl

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Yeah, that sounds like the right one!

 

[Nae'blis]

I got the backtalk-girl with the new combined sass and eye roll extension pack!

 

[Crystal]

I got the backtalk-girl with the new combined sass and eye roll extension pack!

Wait until you get the puberty expansion, backtalk-girl becomes parentsdontknownothing-girl!

 

[shortkut]

I got the backtalk-girl with the new combined sass and eye roll extension pack!

Mine is only 4 1/2 years old, but I think it’s defective because sometimes I swear it’s 16 years old

 

[Crystal]

Mine is only 4 1/2 years old, but I think it’s defective because sometimes I swear it’s 16 years old

This is common, they know everything by three and aren't afraid to show it. You'll get the upgrade soon enough

 

[shortkut]

This is common, they know everything by three and aren't afraid to show it. You'll get the upgrade soon enough

She knows that if you take an octopus and combine it with a squid you get a kraken… “[she’s] serious that’s what it does”

 

[Crystal]

She knows that if you take an octopus and combine it with a squid you get a kraken… “[she’s] serious that’s what it does”

She'd be right, because she knows everything!

 

[poj]

Ummm, not sure what I've walked into but Happy Birthday Tom?

 

[Mark]

Mine is only 4 1/2 years old, but I think it’s defective because sometimes I swear it’s 16 years old

…just you wait. Just. Fucking. Wait. If she’s letting you know something about yourself now, you’re gonna have fun when she gets older. It’s rewarding, though, because you know she’s gonna be alright having that kinda assertiveness in this world.

Ummm, not sure what I've walked into but Happy Birthday Tom?

Don’t ask questions. Just dive in.

 

[Nae'blis]

Don’t ask questions. Just dive in.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Just like real life, this is less a birthday party and more about how annoying children are and they ruin things.

My kids are not sick anymore but my wife is, so I still haven't had cake or anything. I got a bag of Twizzlers though.

 

[BigDaddy]

Happy Birth- d'oh!

 

[Nae'blis]

Happy Birth- d'oh!

Hehe, mule.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I already did!

 

[Nae'blis]

Quiet you.