Thunderdome me, but all roast posts must be mostly comprised of words beginning with the same letter.

[Marlfox]

Assholes, anger me articulately. Attack alphabetically or anti-sequence as you assert. All aggressions are accepted as long as alliteration is advanced.

 

[Local Hero]

Belay that order, you blithering, belligerent blockhead. I can't be bother to bequeath my breath to berate babbling babies like you. Now go bludgeon your brains with a brick.

 

[canadaguy]

I can't contain my creative capabilities to crush you coward. I could complain completely, but couldn't care a crumb. Corporate cretins are certain to censor my cool cutting curses.

Certainly cooler craniums come out champions.

 

[Smacktard]

Despite doubly deserving a destruction most dire, you dithering dolt, I'll deliver but a dollop of disses devised by dis guy's dome. Dour demeaning dictums don't do enough disrespect and damage to defensive dummies like you.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Every evening I examine the evidence of your excellence. Even I, an exemplary example of empathy, end up empty, encouraging enmity.

 

[shortkut]

fuck you, you fucking fuckface

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Gluttonous Gamewinners.com gorged a group of good-for-nothing galivanting goobers under the guise of gathering geriatric gamers from a golden generation to play games of guile and gamesmanship.

 

[Smacktard]

Hear my harm, you heartless, heinous-looking heathen, and be humbled! Half-wits have healthy heads when held up to you. You have the heft of a hippo, and their haliotosis too. A hack like you "happens" by happenstance, hurting harmony at home.

And you have a hefty heinie.

 

[Marlfox]

Incredible?

YOUR IMPACT IS INSIGNIFICANT

Insufficiently incensed, I am irritated by your inconsequential insults!! Incompetent insufferable ignoramuses! Impregnable, invincible, intractable I remain.

I am insatiable for irrevocable ideas of intellect and injury. Illustrate the intensity of your incandescent improvisations!!

IMPRESS ME IDIOTS