The Agency Day 5

[dimmerwit]

(Unless I've been hit by the Fixer, which would be hilarious)

 

[dimmerwit]

Definitely a possibility, but you did help us nab Zell Day 1. So that might have established some trust with the other seers.

Honestly sacrificing day 1 to give Alu cover feels like a peak evil Zell move.

 

[TD]

(Unless I've been hit by the Fixer, which would be hilarious)

You and Kat appearing on opposite teams would cause quite the conundrum.

 

[Ben]

If (when) Ben comes up Mob you can compare me to Kat tonight then you'd have the whole lot cleared.

I was legit Agency to start with, but when Local told me I was Fixered a day ago or whenever, I lost my Priest powers. Thought pulling a Jawneh and faking my claim anyway was the right move, but I am dumb and Quagmire is already a dead boi.

I know I've got no way of showing myself as anything other than mob at this point, and hitting on no guilty parties with my power was getting kind of stale, so I'm resigned to die and go chill with the dead thread.

 

[dimmerwit]

You and Kat appearing on opposite teams would cause quite the conundrum.

Perhaps, but I'm the ideal Fixer target if they kept it.

And whilst shortkut didn't exactly clear me he didn't push back when I said he knew I wasn't in the Mob and his information never conflicted with my reads.

If Alu is evil then we're probably screwed anyway.

 

[A PineSol Scent]

You and Kat appearing on opposite teams would cause quite the conundrum.

That would really just implicate him at this point right? Kelly was cleared by me by being on the same team as Vash. Kelly cleared you in addition to dimmerwit. There would need to be a WHOLE lotta extra mob if Kelly is on the same team as Vash and Vash is mob, because then dimmerwit would also need to be Mob because he also cleared Vash.

 

[TD]

Honestly sacrificing day 1 to give Alu cover feels like a peak evil Zell move.

Sacrifice plays definitely have a storied history around these parts.

Perhaps, but I'm the ideal Fixer target if they kept it.

I believe it was stated yesterday that shortkut said Jon was fixed, yet if that were true, what happened with me and Tommy?

 

[TD]

That would really just implicate him at this point right? Kelly was cleared by me by being on the same team as Vash. Kelly cleared you in addition to dimmerwit. There would need to be a WHOLE lotta extra mob if Kelly is on the same team as Vash and Vash is mob, because then dimmerwit would also need to be Mob because he also cleared Vash.

Opposite team of Kat would definitely implicate dimmerwit for all those reasons you said. I suppose theoretically dimmerwit is also the only one who cleared Jawneh and Kat too, who've been quietly coasting under that Partner claim as well. But that would put all three of them together and I just don't see there being that many mob.

 

[dimmerwit]

I believe it was stated yesterday that shortkut said Jon was fixed, yet if that were true, what happened with me and Tommy?

Well that's why Tommy is the obvious choice, who I wanted to lynch the other day. But I like to play with more outlandish theories.

Why not 2 fixers!

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Sacrifice plays definitely have a storied history around these parts.

I believe it was stated yesterday that shortkut said Jon was fixed, yet if that were true, what happened with me and Tommy?

Has anyone cleared Tommy at all or do you just somehow know he's not mob?

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Opposite team of Kat would definitely implicate dimmerwit for all those reasons you said. I suppose theoretically dimmerwit is also the only one who cleared Jawneh and Kat too, who've been quietly coasting under that Partner claim as well. But that would put all three of them together and I just don't see there being that many mob.

Kat was publicly cleared lmao

 

[TD]

Well that's why Tommy is the obvious choice, who I wanted to lynch the other day. But I like to play with more outlandish theories.

Why not 2 fixers!

2 fixers is certainly possible. If we assume 5 mob and the DA, there's at least one duplicate in there.

Has anyone cleared Tommy at all or do you just somehow know he's not mob?

Nobody has cleared Tommy. I don't know he's not mob, that's just me being me and following my gut. It is wrong sometimes, though.

 

[TD]

Kat was publicly cleared lmao

Right right, the Judge suicide. Silly me. We all miss and forget things.

 

[A PineSol Scent]

The simplest explanation is there are two mob left and they're Ben and Tommy. But simple things aren't what we do here. @Smacktard did you ever say your reading for today?

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Lol it's 5:45 am where he is

 

[Tommy Boy]

Well that's why Tommy is the obvious choice, who I wanted to lynch the other day.

Wow, and to think I've had your house laced with explosives to defend you since I set them properly. PSH.

The simplest explanation is there are two mob left and they're Ben and Tommy. But simple things aren't what we do here. @Smacktard did you ever say your reading for today?

I'm pretty sure Kelly's read is the only thing that can clinch it for the agency tomorrow. He'll either clear me or lie. If not tomorrow, we certainly have it the next day.

 

[dimmerwit]

Wow, and to think I've had your house laced with explosives to defend you since I set them properly. PSH.

I'm guessing by PSH you don't mean Bill Ackman's hedge fund.

 

[Tommy Boy]

I've gotta wonder if the mob accidentally found out they could kill the double agent, or if that was planned? Were they just using shortkut to root out the vampire? I stayed kind of quiet because I didn't believe shortkut the entirety of the game, and felt that speaking out against him when I had literally nothing to stand on was silly and make me look like a mud slinging passenger. But if they were able to kill off someone who was on their team and diminish their number more, there's gotta be a reason or strategy behind it. Just.... not really sure what that could be with the amount of people left.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Lol it's 5:45 am where he is

I'd be almost to work at that point, no excuse!

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'm guessing by PSH you don't mean Bill Ackman's hedge fund.

I assumed someone else

 

[TD]

I've gotta wonder if the mob accidentally found out they could kill the double agent, or if that was planned? Were they just using shortkut to root out the vampire? I stayed kind of quiet because I didn't believe shortkut the entirety of the game, and felt that speaking out against him when I had literally nothing to stand on was silly and make me look like a mud slinging passenger. But if they were able to kill off someone who was on their team and diminish their number more, there's gotta be a reason or strategy behind it. Just.... not really sure what that could be with the amount of people left.

I believe there's an old mob saying that has some to do with stitches. It escapes me at the moment.

 

[Smacktard]

I know all the info is out there, but I checked last night and Tommy Boy killed.

There was a back and forth with Local about whether a Fixer would influence priest's result. In the end he decided no.

 

[dimmerwit]

I just noticed Local changed all the names.

 

[dimmerwit]

"dimmer bitch" safely avoided for another day at least.

 

[Local Hero]

"dimmer bitch" safely avoided for another day at least.

Never would I call you that

 

[dimmerwit]

I would!

 

[Smacktard]

Mob killing shortkut has me worried about who we think the mob is. Like they didn’t want to risk him blabbing when it seemed like we already had a really good idea who the mob is. Tommy currently sitting on a no vote is definitely sus, though, so that makes me more comfortable.

Despite someone suggesting that Godfather is unlikely, I'm inclined to disagree, especially if the mob had two fixers, and ESPECIALLY since no one has checked Alu yet. really need Kelly's read.

I think they killed shortkut simply put of spite because they know they've lost and they didn't want shortkut to win after all his shenanigans.

Even if Alu is lying (he's not), he couldn't pull off a win at this point, anyway. I'm ok with voting for Ben today, Tommy tmrw

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I don't like TD chuckling.

 

[dimmerwit]

Skip

All skipped except @A Punched Face , @Jawneh (the ritualist) , @Smacktard

 

[TD]

I don't like TD chuckling.

Laughter and popcorn is the perfect medicine.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Gonna go back and re-read all of Local's posts in the voice of the narrator from the Crackdown games, agents.

 

[Smacktard]

Skip

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Local Hero]

Gonna go back and re-read all of Local's posts in the voice of the narrator from the Crackdown games, agents.

"You're authorized to use whatever methods you deem appropriate to remove every trace of filth from the streets. It may be necessary to explore every inch of Local Town to seek out those with the true power."

 

[Local Hero]

According to dimmer, who I will not double check, only Alu left to skip

 

[A PineSol Scent]

According to dimmer, who I will not double check, only Alu left to skip

That sounds like time to skip to me!

Skip

 

[Fool's Requiem]

time to find out what you are, Ben

 

[dimmerwit]

Our favourite administrator of course!

 

[Local Hero]

Ben was voted by the town as most popular administrator.

 

[Local Hero]

The town approach Ben.

Ben: "But...I'm the priest, right?"

Town:

Ben: Fair enough...

Ben walks willingly to the gallows. The executioner crudely wraps the rope around Ben's neck with shortkut still dangling at the end and tossed him down.

With his last breath, he sputters:
"My only regret in life...was...dying..."

Ben has been lynched. He was the Fixer

(...I'm pretty sure he's the Fixer at least)