not zell wolf 4

[Benzine]

i'll still wait in case there's another player AND i will be still using a dead body

 

[Benzine]

i am waiting for food to be given to me so that i can ensure i'm in the right position to ensure i haven't mega fucked up these roles

 

[Quagmire]

i am waiting for food to be given to me so that i can ensure i'm in the right position to ensure i haven't mega fucked up these roles

Just dont tell us you fucked up, deny deny deny

 

[Benzine]

no

 

[Ben]

Just dont tell us you fucked up, deny deny deny

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

 

[shortkut]

Just let me change roles if you fuck up

 

[Jon]

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

Working as intended.

 

[Benzine]

i'm soon going to cricket - and then poker. when i get back late at night I may start the game.

 

[A Punched Face]

So the game will start drunk. I'll get my bourbon ready

 

[A Punched Face]

Four Roses at the ready.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'll be a couple limoncellos deep by then

 

[Local Hero]

Four Roses at the ready.
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I see no roses. False advertising

 

[A Punched Face]

I see no roses. False advertising

20 roses at the ready.

 

[Jon]

I don't have much alcohol in the house, only some like whipped cream Pinnacle, but it may be time to break that shit out lol

 

[A Punched Face]

The new meta is you need to be drunk for the entirety of benzine games.

 

[Benzine]

The new meta is you need to be drunk for the entirety of benzine games.

i've said it's unfair that people haven't consumed as much drugs as alcohol as me before an event.

if my basketball opponents had to match me i'd be the best player where i live

 

[Quagmire]

Four Roses at the ready.
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Which one?

 

[Quagmire]

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20 roses at the ready.

I'm a single barrel guy but small batch is still good

 

[A Punched Face]

I'm a single barrel guy but small batch is still good

Yeah it's always a decent option. The only other open bottle I had available was writers Tears, which is also good but I felt like bourbon instead

 

[Quagmire]

Yeah it's always a decent option. The only other open bottle I had available was writers Tears, which is also good but I felt like bourbon instead

Must be the Kentuckian in me, I have at least 7 bottles of bourbon

Two though are almost empty and for special occasions

 

[A Punched Face]

Must be the Kentuckian in me, I have at least 7 bottles of bourbon

Two though are almost empty and for special occasions

I used to have more. But also I said "already open" - I have 2 unopened options as well.

But when I first went to fully remote I took my office supply home and I jumped up to 9 bottles lol. I just haven't been in the business of replacing them as I've finished them of late.

 

[A Punched Face]

To be clear I transitioned to working from home full time in 2020 and moved my stash home in 2021, so it's not like I've gone through 7 bottles in a few months or anything.

 

[dimmerwit]

You bunch of dipsomaniacs!

I have about 15 bottles of whiskey (not bourbon) but since I don't drink they are pretty much the same 15 as last year. Guests slowly drink it up.

 

[A Punched Face]

I actually rarely drink these days. I think my last drink was like 2 weeks ago actually

 

[Ben]

I drank somewhat heavily at the end of my first GW run, trying to match mara and Larry on Teamspeak. I definitely woke up face down on the floor of my office, headset still on, several times.

Somewhat started again a year or two after my son was born when I was trying to escape reality of a shitty job and postpartum girlfriend. I realized I was just sleeping around and driving drunk a lot, so cut it out.

Now I just smoke. Alone. Since covid and work from home, I don't even social smoke with anyone. I probably possess alcohol in some cupboard somewhere but it's not touched.

 

[Ben]

Oh, I did get hammered a year or so ago on a business trip to HQ. They had us in the hotel across the street, and we were told the bar tab was on this one directors card. So collectively everyone put about $300 on it.

I threw up in a diner bathroom the next morning.

 

[Local Hero]

So collectively everyone put about $300 on it.

The director should be surprised it wasn't like 5 times that. Hotel drinks are usually about $15 each. You guys were actually incredibly tame lol

 

[canadaguy]

The director should be surprised it wasn't like 5 times that. Hotel drinks are usually about $15 each. You guys were actually incredibly tame lol

I mean if he hasn't drank for a long time, he probably didn't need to contribute much to the tab to get hammed.

 

[A Punched Face]

I mean if he hasn't drank for a long time, he probably didn't need to contribute much to the tab to get hammed.

Just needed to eat the olives from someone else's martinis.

 

[Local Hero]

he probably didn't need to contribute much to the tab to get hammed.

 

[A Punched Face]

At my old job we used to have going away parties where we would run the tab up into the thousands in less than an hour.

 

[shortkut]

I did a celebrator shot of vodka with my realtor after we got the keys

 

[dimmerwit]

About 10 years ago I went to a nightclub in Singapore that was purported to be the highest-grossing nightclub per unit area in the world.

We got a small bottle of Absolut (probably the 350ml) and it was SGD$350. They sold a cocktail that was $32,000

The nightclub was shit.

 

[canadaguy]

At my old job we used to have going away parties where we would run the tab up into the thousands in less than an hour.

We had a going away for a colleague last month, and the place we were at had some pretty high end whiskeys, but even though it was on the company, no one was willing to go for the $800+ per ounce stuff

 

[Local Hero]

We had a going away for a colleague last month, and the place we were at had some pretty high end whiskeys, but even though it was on the company, no one was willing to go for the $800+ per ounce stuff

Canadians are too polite

 

[Ben]

The director should be surprised it wasn't like 5 times that. Hotel drinks are usually about $15 each. You guys were actually incredibly tame lol

It might have been $500, but I guess it wasn't that wild.

I mean if he hasn't drank for a long time, he probably didn't need to contribute much to the tab to get hammed.

I dunno, I ordered so many old fashioned that the bartender stopped giving them to me. So... 7?

 

[A Punched Face]

How many of you were there?

 

[Kat]

I once worked on a project where we had to collaborate with a competitor, and the competitor threw a Christmas party for everybody and challenged us to run up enough of a booze bill that it wiped out their profit.

I don't know if we succeeded, but if not, it sure wasn't for a lack of trying.

 

[Ben]

How many of you were there?

Hmmm... Probably 6 or 7.

 

[dimmerwit]

I can still take a drink or two. Just make sure they're not White Russians.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I can still take a drink or two. Just make sure they're not White Russians.

Racism

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'm 4 limoncellos in

 

[A Punched Face]

Hmmm... Probably 6 or 7.

Wow those must have been cheap old fashioneds. Efficient drinking.

 

[Local Hero]

I'm 4 limoncellos in

Vodka and limoncello or just limoncello straight?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

when does death commence?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Vodka and limoncello or just limoncello straight?

I do limoncello with a little squirt of high quality lemon juice, over ice.

 

[Local Hero]

when does death commence?

When Benzine is done wanking

 

[Christina]

I do limoncello with a little squirt of high quality lemon juice, over ice.

I do it with some lemon juice and orange sodas...yup!

 

[shortkut]

I do limoncello made by someone else

 

[Ben]

When Benzine is done wanking

So never?