not zell wolf 4

[Benzine]

you know what to do this is a sign up thread

@Tommy Boy since you've been extra slow lately

In:
@Kat
@Alu
@Jawneh
@TD
@dimmerwit
@Jon
@shortkut
@Tommy Boy
@canadaguy
@Fool's Requiem
@Christina
@VashTheStampede
@Quagmire
@Local Hero
@Zell 17
@Ben

 

[Kat]

Is this a sign-up thread?

 

[Benzine]

no wonder the election went so poorly

 

[A Punched Face]

Yes

 

[Jawneh]

Let's keep the evil streak going!

 

[TD]

no wonder the election went so poorly

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[dimmerwit]

In it to win it screw it up!

 

[Jon]

Sure.... I didn't die immediately in Benzine's wolf.

 

[shortkut]

I’m in

 

[Quagmire]

I'm in

 

[Tommy Boy]

yeah yeah slow is just a number

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

gimme gimme

 

[Christina]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Jon]

This hasn't started yet?

Benzine must be drinking.

 

[Benzine]

This hasn't started yet?

Benzine must be drinking.

nah i have to save it for cricket/poker tomorrow

and we don't have the right amount of people yet

@Ants! @Ben @Raine (there will be 16 and i think that's the thing? sorry if not) @Smacktard

 

[Ants!]

Thanks man but I'm still not good for playing regularly wolf.

 

[Benzine]

Thanks man but I'm still not good for playing regularly wolf.

insert heartfelt abuse

 

[TD]

@Zell 17
Dad come play maybe you'll see Day 2.

 

[Benzine]

oh woops ah well he'd have seen anyway

 

[Jon]

@Zell 17
Dad come play maybe you'll see Day 2.

I promise I won't kill him day 1 or 2!

 

[Smacktard]

nah i have to save it for cricket/poker tomorrow

and we don't have the right amount of people yet

@Ants! @Ben @Raine (there will be 16 and i think that's the thing? sorry if not) @Smacktard

I'll pass luv, thx

 

[Benzine]

I'll pass luv, thx

hope all your beer is warm for the rest of your days

 

[Smacktard]

hope all your beer is warm for the rest of your days

how very british of you

 

[Benzine]

how very british of you

those cunts are mad

when i was in denver the group i was with wanted to go to a british pub for whatever reason. i wasn't really clued on to the warm hand pulls but it's what i ended up with and it was horrible. that's what i am wishing upon you.

this place also had one of those original pool tables, that was a neat game

 

[Smacktard]

when i was in denver the group i was with wanted to go to a british pub for whatever reason. i wasn't really clued on to the warm hand pulls but it's what i ended up with and it was horrible. that's what i am wishing upon you

imagine me when i went to a beer festival in the UK

this place also had one of those original pool tables, that was a neat game

i don't know enough about britain, but i feel like calling snooker "original pool" would get you into a bout of fisticuffs

 

[Benzine]

imagine me when i went to a beer festival in the UK

i don't know enough about britain, but i feel like calling snooker "original pool" would get you into a bout of fisticuffs

it wasn't snooker, it was some really really old timey game. i am probably still mislabeling it but whatever, i'm not worried. the nearest proud englishman to me who could be sent to do the kings bidding is a good friend of mine and he won't attack me cause he misses his english pubs too much

 

[Quagmire]

you know what to do this is a sign up thread

@Tommy Boy since you've been extra slow lately

In:
@Kat
@Alu
@Jawneh
@TD
@dimmerwit
@Jon
@shortkut
@Tommy Boy
@canadaguy
@Fool's Requiem
@Christina
@VashTheStampede

 

[Ben]

 

[VashTheStampede]

Nah that would drop his blood pressure and he'd pass out

 

[Ben]

Nah that would drop his blood pressure and he'd pass out

The secret is to always be erect. Then the body recalibrates.

 

[Ants!]

I feel summoned.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

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I feel summoned.

Just a residual boner from the conjugal visit last game.

 

[VashTheStampede]

The secret is to always be erect. Then the body recalibrates.

Bro those Cyanide dudes have stick limbs

A third leg that size would probably be an instant stroke

 

[TD]

All this talk of dicks makes me realize we need more handsome.

@Local Hero isn't signed up yet.

 

[Ben]

probably be an instant stroke

 

[Local Hero]

Is this a sign-up thread?

That's Benzine's secret. The game has already started.

 

[Local Hero]

All this talk of dicks makes me realize we need more handsome.

@Local Hero isn't signed up yet.

I'm in

 

[Ben]

I know I didn't specifically state it and just started posting dicks, but I'm in.

 

[Jon]

The secret is to always be erect. Then the body recalibrates.

Someone with more talent can make that say erect instead of angry.

 

[Zell 17]

Alright I'll play

 

[Ben]

Someone with more talent can make that say erect instead of angry.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Jon]

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Wonderful, my friend, wonderful.

 

[Ben]

FYI I will be role playing during this game as someone who is bad at wolf.

 

[Benzine]

I have 15 excluding the dead body and would like to start pretty soon (before vaping [well let's be honest i'm doing that now], drinking, cricket, and poker begin for the day). I'm sure I've not tagged people who play but if you think there's someone who's keen, please say so - otherwise I'll kick it off in about an hour or so.

 

[TD]

I have 15 excluding the dead body and would like to start pretty soon (before vaping [well let's be honest i'm doing that now], drinking, cricket, and poker begin for the day). I'm sure I've not tagged people who play but if you think there's someone who's keen, please say so - otherwise I'll kick it off in about an hour or so.

Ben joined too - which makes it 16.

I know I didn't specifically state it and just started posting dicks, but I'm in.

 

[Benzine]

my bad, in my mind i had already put ben in

which isn't something i like saying after the images he's been sharing