New Sitcom Idea: Zach Wilson and the J-E-T-S

[Jon]

This has to be the best part of the season hands down. I am dying over here that the timeline for the Jets this year was this:

1. Aaron Rodgers makes known he wants out of Green Bay and goes into hiding a dark retreat
2. Jets make known they hate Zach Wilson and publicly make known they want Aaron Rodgers
3. Aaron Rodgers comes out of his darkness retreat and makes known he wants to play for the Jets
4. The Jets get screwed by Green Bay because everyone knows everything and Green Bay has all the leverage
5. Aaron Rodgers finally traded to the Jets and screws them again by bringing over half his comfort zone in the like of Lazard, Cobb, Boyle, Hackett et al.
6. Jets fans start to think
   
7. Four snaps in, Rodgers "tears his Achilles" and is set to miss the rest of the season.
8. Jets fans respond:
   
9. The Jets turn back to the kid they spurned in Wilson saying, "he's our QB this year!"
10. Wilson predictably sucks.
11. Rodgers says he activated god mode and will play this season teasing miraculous recovery if the Jets are still in contention.
12. The Jets refuse to make a move at the deadline to replace Wilson because Rodgers will be back.
13. The Jets fans play "Baby Come Back" for Aaron Rodgers.
    
14. Wilson is finally ousted as starter and the Jets turn to Boyle.
15. Wilson is dropped to THIRD on the depth chart.
16. Boyle is predictably worse than Wilson.
17. Less than one game later the Jets had enough of Boyle and turn to Trevor Siemien.
18. Guess how number 17 went?
19. Jets ask Wilson to start again since he was best of this clown show (which is fucking saying something).
20. Wilson says to the Jets, "Lol, nah, bruh, I'm good."
    
21. Rodgers tells the kid to play so he can be the Superman to Wilson's Clark Kent.
22. Wilson:
    

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Browns did this stuff all the time before Baker. Kept trying to get someone to get hot long enough to win games and ride them, and then bench them when they suck. They'd bounced back and forth all the time and QBs still came to play, even if they suck.

Ryan Fitzpatrick often went back and forth from the field to the bench.

Zach Wilson is turd. The reason he got benched mid-season last year was because of personality issues. He's proven that he sucks at football and injury risk is not a good enough excuse to not play. He is getting paid to be ready to play football. The coaching is East Rutherford may be ass, but you still try to play your best so that someone will want to pick you up in the off season.