Neon Nexus Neon Nexus 2: Return to the City (Day 3)

[Local Hero]

Voting CG

 

[Ben]

Don't blame me, blame democracy.

I support this idea.

You'd better tell me about my desired disco MILF as well, for sparing you.

 

[VashTheStampede]

My main concern is if cg needs two hits to take out, leaving Kelly alive may hand them the game.

But considering y'alls roles i don't really get a vote. Just a spite kill if it goes the other way.

 

[VashTheStampede]

(Also keep in the back of your mind how annoyed Jon might be if I'm the one who wins his game.)

(Unless that doesn't make you smile. Then please ignore that.)

 

[canadaguy]

 

[VashTheStampede]

skip since it's in the hands of cyberfate now

 

[Smacktard]

Spoiler: NSFW, maybe

Who's the juiciest MILF? That's right, it's Kelly Mac!

This 59 year old Cambodian-American MILF met her true love in season two of MILF Manor: the manor's juicer! While other contestants were sitting in hot tubs with boys less than half their age, getting their toes sucked, Kelly Mac spent most of her time in the kitchen, whipping up smoothies for the dads and the sons. She's the most wholesome of the MILFs. She doesn't debase herself by getting involved with petty drama and competition among the other MILFs. For just one example, Kelly Mac was known just as "Kelly" before the surprise arrival of season 1 fan favorite/villain Kelle "Disco Mommy" in episode 2. Despite being a late arrival, "Disco Mommy" became known as just "Kelle", and "Kelly" became "Kelly Mac". No skin off Kelly Mac's back, though. She never even brought it up her name change once!

Kelly Mac also seems to prefer men closer to her age. She joined MILF Manor 2 not for a hot young fling, but to find meaningful love.

And love she found! During the course of the show, she had eyes for only one man: Darren, age 57. Darren suffered an unfortunate minor accident just prior to the show, which put him on crutches and in a cast. But that didn't matter to Kelly Mac. It was love at first limp! The two wined and dined, and didn't engage in any sexy hijinks with any of the other contestants on the show. At the end of the show, they decided to continue the relationship after the show. For these two divorcés to find another shot at a love so pure so late in life -- it would be enough to make Cupidon himself weep!

Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, and just a few days after Darren posted on Instagram gushing about his love for Kelly Mac, she announced publicly that they would be separating -- something Darren apparently found out the same time as everyone else. But hey, she still has the juicer, at least.

Oh, btw, that part I said about her being Cambodian? That's what she said in the show. But her Instagram says she's Vietnamese/Chinese. So what's the truth? Maybe she cosplays as Vietnamese/Chinese for the likes? Who knows! So much for being no drama!

 

[Smacktard]

btw i'll give you a write-up about disco mommy if you vote off vash instead.

it'll be much better. i promise!

 

[Smacktard]

but really the best story is anthony's story. i can't believe I forgot to include him in the poll, whew

 

[Ben]

My main concern is if cg needs two hits to take out, leaving Kelly alive may hand them the game.

But considering y'alls roles i don't really get a vote. Just a spite kill if it goes the other way.

Hmm, well if cg does take multiple hits I think city is still buggered anyway but I'm not sure they'd pull the win out...

skip since it's in the hands of cyberfate now

Yeah, that's where I resolved to. Skip for great justice.

 

[Smacktard]

skip

 

[canadaguy]

Curious that even when an olive branch was offered, the city still chose to run headfirst into their own demise.

 

[VashTheStampede]

lol you expect people to trust corporations these days???

 

[Jon]

Did they ever fix the performance on console?

Yes. It was more an issue on the old consoles X1 and PS4, but they've resolved it. The game was always fun, but without the crashes, it's more stable. And Phantom Liberty was really good from what I heard. I've not yet been able to play that.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ben]

Curious that even when an olive branch was offered, the city still chose to run headfirst into their own demise.

Capitalism has doomed us all regardless, so it just feels like picking our poison at this point, and I'm just less inclined to let CyberWalmart win.

 

[Smacktard]

Capitalism has doomed us all regardless, so it just feels like picking our poison at this point, and I'm just less inclined to let CyberWalmart win.

we need to rename the solo killer from things like "cyberpsycho" and "arsonist" to stuff like "smelly foot guy" and "AIDS spreader" to help balance the kingmaker end game SK vs Corpo/Wolves scenarios

 

[VashTheStampede]

we need to rename the solo killer from things like "cyberpsycho" and "arsonist" to stuff like "smelly foot guy" and "AIDS spreader" to help balance the kingmaker end game SK vs Corpo/Wolves scenarios

My headcanon is that my job when I was Corpo was PR and that's why I immediately pushed back against the "Traitor" title and attempted a rebranding.

 

[Ben]

we need to rename the solo killer from things like "cyberpsycho" and "arsonist" to stuff like "smelly foot guy" and "AIDS spreader" to help balance the kingmaker end game SK vs Corpo/Wolves scenarios

I agree, to an extent, though I think my general approach is just trying to play the game out as long as possible until there are absolutely no moves left, like chess.

It's not so much that I want Vash specifically to be the one who murders us, but this forces Jon to have to deal with just a few more updates and that's a small win to me.

I also might have a vague head canon that Vash's disillusioned 'traitor' is Michael Douglas in Falling Down and hold some hope that at the end of the day, he'll succumb to pier pressure.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Motherfuckers wouldn't serve me cyberbreakfast at 10:32am

 

[Smacktard]

I do hate these kingmaker situations that seem to have become pretty common, but that said, Vash played a really good game

 

[VashTheStampede]

I do a lot of tabletop gaming and one of the things that I consider a major red flag for a game is if it ends in a kingmaker scenario.

I wish there was a better solution for wolf/mafia because I abhor it.

 

[Ben]

I do a lot of tabletop gaming and one of the things that I consider a major red flag for a game is if it ends in a kingmaker scenario.

I wish there was a better solution for wolf/mafia because I abhor it.

Yeah. I think it's inherent to the game, unfortunately, at least in this game format. Even Zell who's had a bunch of time to refine the rules for forum play, hasn't fixed it.

I assume that the Wolvesville game he used as a base has players anonymous. Or at least, you're unlikely playing with the same 15 people every single game. Not knowing who is who would perhaps remove personal bias, but I don't think it would fix finding yourself in situations where you know you're doomed and are forced to pick which way you lose.

I've wondered how viable putting dice rolls into the powers would be, and if that would affect kingmaker situations. Like, if you have to roll to pass a DC check to use your ability, there's an element of chaos to it and it's harder to math out.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[canadaguy]

I've wondered how viable putting dice rolls into the powers would be, and if that would affect kingmaker situations. Like, if you have to roll to pass a DC check to use your ability, there's an element of chaos to it and it's harder to math out.

I posted a similar idea in a recent game. But it wasn't just whether the ability works, but it could even backfire

 

[Jon]

Skips:

Vash
Ben
Kelly

 

[canadaguy]

Y'all sure you don't want to vote vash?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Y'all sure you don't want to vote vash?

Yeah I'm pretty sure

Not sure i could be swayed on this one

 

[Ben]

Y'all sure you don't want to vote vash?

Dude I always want to vote Vash but don't see how that's going to help me stay alive longer in this situation.

At this point I'm assuming he's our excessive union boss preventing you from forcing Local and I into a 160 hour work-week.

 

[Tommy Boy]

I do hate these kingmaker situations that seem to have become pretty common, but that said, Vash played a really good game

I do a lot of tabletop gaming and one of the things that I consider a major red flag for a game is if it ends in a kingmaker scenario.

I wish there was a better solution for wolf/mafia because I abhor it.

Sorry to post in a game I'm not playing but I'm just wondering, what is a kingmaker scenario?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Sorry to post in a game I'm not playing but I'm just wondering, what is a kingmaker scenario?

Where someone who is not going to win has to make a decision as to who ultimately wins

 

[Jon]

The city has come together and voted to extirpate canadaguy. Canadaguy was the Corpo Hacker!

Night actions por favor!

Day will open at 9:30am EST or as soon as I have all night actions!