Nintendo Name My Pokemon!

[Nae'blis]

Got this Shellos guy

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He's handsome

ShelloThere!

 

[Benzine]

Totodile

 

[Smacktard]

Scrotodile

 

[Benzine]

you can't call a pokemon that

 

[Smacktard]

you can't call a pokemon that

Why not

 

[Benzine]

that's a horrible thing to call a pokemon. a pokemon is a friend for life and should be treated with respect. not given a name like that.

and they're for fighting.

 

[Smacktard]

that's a horrible thing to call a pokemon. a pokemon is a friend for life and should be treated with respect. not given a name like that.

and they're for fighting.

Scrap (a fight) + totodile
Scrotodile

I fail to see what the problem is

 

[Benzine]

when we all die and go to the next life and it's pokemon, my bulbasaur is gonna beat you up

 

[Smacktard]

when we all die and go to the next life and it's pokemon, my bulbasaur is gonna beat you up

w... what if I'm a female bulbasaur.......

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[VashTheStampede]

ShelloThere!

I included the exclamation

Totodile

Still needed a name for Tympole, so he's now Totodile

Scrotodile

Still needed a name for Slowpoke, so he's Scrotodile

 

[VashTheStampede]

Still need names for:
2 Eevees
Wobbuffet
Arrokuda
Farfetch'd

 

[Ben]

2 Eevees

Hank & Spank

Wobbuffet

Hallmonitor

Arrokuda

Candiru

Farfetch'd

Preposterous

 

[VashTheStampede]

Holy shit these are great names

Candiru is especially inspired

 

[VashTheStampede]

Scraggy and his baggy pants have entered the chat

 

[Ben]

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Scraggy and his baggy pants have entered the chat

Gwregys

"Belt" in Welsh.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Gwregys

"Belt" in Welsh.

Plus it'll be fun hearing the kids try to pronounce it

 

[Ben]

Plus it'll be fun hearing the kids try to pronounce it

Hell yeah. My nan taught me how to say 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch' when I was like 6, so I'm entirely down with using Welsh words to confusing/confound children.

 

[VashTheStampede]

What the fuck

What is

What

Binacle

 

[shortkut]

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What the fuck

What is

What

Binacle

Nottouching - short for not touching can’t get mad

 

[Smacktard]

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What the fuck

What is

What

Binacle

Highfivesbro

Scraggy is one of my favorite pokes (its evo design sucks)

 

[VashTheStampede]

Highfivesbro

Now I wanna name him Puddy after the Seinfeld character

 

[VashTheStampede]

We got a shuckle

 

[Ben]

We got a shuckle

Down to Shuck'

 

[VashTheStampede]

Noibat!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Should have saved Candiru for Barboach

 

[Ben]

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Should have saved Candiru for Barboach

Oh damn, you're right.

He's even got those little barbs so he'd really get lodged in there.

 

[VashTheStampede]

This cave has some weird fuckers

This one tricked me though cause I thought i was picking up a pokeball and it mimic'd my ass

He's Stunfisk

 

[shortkut]

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This cave has some weird fuckers

This one tricked me though cause I thought i was picking up a pokeball and it mimic'd my ass

He's Stunfisk

Mimic

 

[VashTheStampede]

Fighting a dude named Rail Staff Vincent and uhhhhh pokemon damn calm down

 

[Nae'blis]

Stunfisk

Fisk is Swedish for fish, so it's got that going for it.

It looks like roadkilled fish though. Only he's too much of a dum-dum to realise he should be dead.

 

[Smacktard]

Noibat!

Batthew

 

[shortkut]

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This cave has some weird fuckers

This one tricked me though cause I thought i was picking up a pokeball and it mimic'd my ass

He's Stunfisk

Alternative: WilsonFisk

 

[VashTheStampede]

I uh

I got a sudowoodo

 

[Ben]

I uh

I got a sudowoodo

Balboa.

 

[Jawneh]

They sell Stunfish bathmats. They're very good.


Sudowoodo definitely has SlimJim energy if you didn't use it already. I haven't caught up everything here.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Hydro has evolved and no longer looks like Master Billy Quizboy

 

[Nae'blis]

I uh

I got a sudowoodo

Damnit Brock, stop licking the pokemans!

 

[VashTheStampede]

You ever see a Sawk?



Sawk on deez pokemons

 

[VashTheStampede]

That's a shit name, we can do better

 

[shortkut]

You ever see a Sawk?

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Sawk on deez pokemons

Sawkit

 

[Jawneh]

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That's a shit name, we can do better

Looks like a Mildred.

 

[shortkut]

Looks like a Mildred.

Or Blanche

 

[Smacktard]

I uh

I got a sudowoodo

Morningwoodo

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That's a shit name, we can do better

Smorf

 

[VashTheStampede]

Dwebble!

 

[Jawneh]

Dwebble is pretty darn good on its own man.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Bah gawd its Cold Stone Steve Austin

Oh thats just Vanillite

 

[VashTheStampede]

Sneasel

 

[VashTheStampede]

Cutiefly

Sometimes it's like they're not even trying with names

Like calling a brush for your teeth a toothbrush.

Although I guess that should be teethbrush.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Oh snap!

Threevee has evolved!