Zell Wolf Meta Game - Day 2

[Smacktard]

The world feels strange, like nothing makes sense anymore. It's like everything that used to be clear has been blown away, like petals in the wind. Time doesn't seem to move the way it should, and the things we thought were true keep slipping away, like trying to hold onto a flower that falls apart in your hand. Everything feels jumbled, like we're walking through a garden with no paths, just a bunch of twists and turns that don't lead anywhere.


We keep searching for answers, but they disappear before we can understand them, like flowers that bloom for a second and then fade away. It's hard to tell what's real and what's not, like trying to walk through a field of roses but only finding thorns. Even words seem to change meaning as soon as we try to make sense of them. In the end, it feels like the world is a garden that we'll never fully figure out, no matter how hard we try.

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Is this the letter you sent taunting police after your latest murder?

 

[VashTheStampede]

The world feels strange, like nothing makes sense anymore. It's like everything that used to be clear has been blown away, like petals in the wind. Time doesn't seem to move the way it should, and the things we thought were true keep slipping away, like trying to hold onto a flower that falls apart in your hand. Everything feels jumbled, like we're walking through a garden with no paths, just a bunch of twists and turns that don't lead anywhere.


We keep searching for answers, but they disappear before we can understand them, like flowers that bloom for a second and then fade away. It's hard to tell what's real and what's not, like trying to walk through a field of roses but only finding thorns. Even words seem to change meaning as soon as we try to make sense of them. In the end, it feels like the world is a garden that we'll never fully figure out, no matter how hard we try.

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

 

[Benzine]

everyone knows that i'm innocent right

 

[Quagmire]

I the bell ringer selected 6 & 9 at the start of the game, 9 was Alu, 6 is @Jawneh , and @Jawneh is a townie

@VashTheStampede , @canadaguy , @Christina @Benzine @Ben Do not lynch one of our own!

 

[Smacktard]

The only bell ringer my heart has room for is Benzine <3

 

[Quagmire]

The only bell ringer my heart has room for is Benzine <3

You'll warm up to me

Also @Zell 17 the trickster wolf only takes on aura and status of the other team (i.e. same team/different team), right? So a bell ringer's read is not affected, right?

 

[Smacktard]

Feels:
Quagmire
Tommy
Dimmerwit
canadaguy

Thoughts:
If Jawneh's a wolf, that means I've been shaman'd, cause I ain't no dang wolf. But I think the simplest explanation is he's no wolf.

 

[Quagmire]

Feels:
Quagmire
Tommy
Dimmerwit
canadaguy

Thoughts:
If Jawneh's a wolf, that means I've been shaman'd, cause I ain't no dang wolf. But I think the simplest explanation is he's no wolf.

I definitely think anyone who is not in the 5 voting for @Jawneh has a high probability of being a wolf given that I know Jawneh is not a wolf, so the wolves probably were just letting the town do what the town does

 

[VashTheStampede]

So what are the chances that shortkut was a townie and Quag/Jawneh/Kelly are the rest of the wolves?

 

[Christina]

My only thought is that Local was trying to tie Benzine to Jon who had just died. RIP

 

[Quagmire]

So what are the chances that shortkut was a townie and Quag/Jawneh/Kelly are the rest of the wolves?

I can vouch for myself and Jawneh, assuming trickster wolf doesnt affect Bell ringer's read as Im reading role and not aura/team

@Jawneh you may want to consider giving out some of the information I assume you have collected

 

[canadaguy]

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I the bell ringer selected 6 & 9 at the start of the game, 9 was Alu, 6 is @Jawneh , and @Jawneh is a townie

@VashTheStampede , @canadaguy , @Christina @Benzine @Ben Do not lynch one of our own!

Liar

 

[Jawneh]

Yo, I'm back here! I got weird bew shifts and instead of staying up until Benzine hours, I got to go sleep stupid early. Like 8pm early.

Anyhow.

I'm also back from the dead thread! Kut is still claiming to be a flagger, just like Local's dream also suggested. Considering how often Local is a wolf, he's probably full of shit.

And and also also! I went dicking around and thought maybe there's some shenanigans going around here and I'm not one to shy away from opening a can of worms. So I pried into the bedroom of Vashtina and.....


We're safe! They're pitching for the same team! Phew.

 

[Smacktard]

inb4 someone points out to Jawneh once again that there cannot be more than one medium-type role

 

[Smacktard]

Also @VashTheStampede , do your thing

 

[Quagmire]

Yo, I'm back here! I got weird bew shifts and instead of staying up until Benzine hours, I got to go sleep stupid early. Like 8pm early.

Anyhow.

I'm also back from the dead thread! Kut is still claiming to be a flagger, just like Local's dream also suggested. Considering how often Local is a wolf, he's probably full of shit.

And and also also! I went dicking around and thought maybe there's some shenanigans going around here and I'm not one to shy away from opening a can of worms. So I pried into the bedroom of Vashtina and.....


We're safe! They're pitching for the same team! Phew.

Dude what the hell are you on about? Read your role description, you can't talk to the dead, but I know your role and you are a townie

I believe your second piece of info unless you forgot to night move and are guessing

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[VashTheStampede]

Honestly he should change his custom title

 

[dimmerwit]

Trouble in Toddy Town: A Hilarious Case of Whodunit in Werewolfville

Welcome, dear readers, to the daily drama that is "As the Teeth Gnash," where the streets are filled with howling accusations, double-dealings, and a pinch of good ol' fashioned chaos. In today's episode, the stakes are higher than a giraffe on roller skates, and our quirky cast is taking bickering to new heights—one bullet and one baffling text at a time.

The Assault on Alu and Contextual Confusion
First, we meet our unfortunate victim, Alu, who has just taken the unfortunate title of "Stabbed Violinist" in a plot twist worthy of a bad soap opera. It seems the serial killer was in the mood for some "sharp" music puns, and evidently, Alu didn't hit the right note! Just as the pain of losing our melodic friend starts to seep in, Jon (not to be confused with the Jon Snow kind—unless he shows up with brooding powers and a direwolf) gets snatched in the night by a band of howling werewolves, presumably because he refused to join their cover band—"Howlin' at the Moon."

The camaraderie is palpable, folks, as all characters rush to their keyboards like zombies on a potato sack race. "Local Hero," who has the transparency of a freshly painted wall, boldly claims Benzine and Jon are on the same team as if he's spilling the latest gossip at a 1940s speakeasy. Meanwhile, Christina, bless her sleuthing heart, spins an elaborate theory where shortkut, our wild card contestant, is somehow involved in this debacle. It's a classic case of "Who Dunit?" but with more puns than Poirot.

The Accidental Gunman
Now let's talk about VashTheStampede, the guy who recently decided he should try shooting before his morning coffee. After a string of dangerously incredulous quips, he boldly declares he will only shoot Local Hero, because apparently, Vash thinks of his gun as a trusty friend that insists on being taken out for a stroll. "READY FIRE AIM," he proclaims like a kindergarten soccer coach giving pep talks before the big game. It sounds like a sniper's motto after one too many pre-game swings at the liquor cabinet!

But wait! Just when it seems like Vash might hit a target, Local Hero checks in for his last act on Earth—unfortunately, he was the shaman wolf. Talk about a reveal! At this point, I'm half expecting a marching band to play "What's New, Pussycat?" while confetti rains down on our cast.

Twists and Tribulations
With discussions ranging from "So who's the next target?" to "Yes, let's vote Jawneh because it's Tuesday," you can't help but marvel at the wonder of group logic in action. They ponder what it means to be on the "same team" over everything except the idea of, you know, actually figuring out who the wolves are.

Smacktard, the poet of the group, casually reflects, "The world feels strange, like petals in the wind," and in that moment, I can't help but think about flowers and the irony of the situation—who knew a gardening seminar could turn into an exposition of survival skills?!

Quagmire insists he won't be fooled into voting against "one of our own," evoking a sentiment stronger than a reunion episode of Friends. "Do NOT mess with OUR wolves!" he seems to scream. As you read gently on, you can't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. Are these players wolves, or just really enthusiastic college students locked in a terrifying group project?

Through a tapestry of misunderstandings, misguided faith, and tragically comedic role-plays, we're left at the edge of our chairs, wondering not just whodunit but why we've taken the plunge down this absurd rabbit hole of chatroom chaos.

It seems the only logical conclusion is that there's only one thing better than an intrepid detective… a savvy werewolf with a knack for playwriting and a penchant for puns. And remember, in this topsy-turvy world of deceit and mystery, the only consistent thing is that Vash will probably remain an accidental gunman until the very end!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Is this what we have avoided by killing dimmerwit on the first day every game?

 

[dimmerwit]

Pretty much, but luckily you're all out of firepower.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Pretty much, but luckily you're all out of firepower.

 

[Smacktard]

Okay, time to start voting for people without role claims. Who should we do -- Benzine, dimmerwit, Tommy, or canadaguy?

 

[VashTheStampede]

If that essay from Tommy wasn't a role claim are you thinking it was a psychotic break?

 

[Quagmire]

If that essay from Tommy wasn't a role claim are you thinking it was a psychotic break?

In the year 2024, the list of people not having a psychotic break is shorter than those who are or have had one

 

[Smacktard]

If that essay from Tommy wasn't a role claim are you thinking it was a psychotic break?

Let him use his guardian flower power to save himself, then.

 

[Christina]

As a woman I've learned that's just called being emotional or hysterical.

 

[Smacktard]

As a woman I've learned

[X] Doubt

 

[Christina]

[X] Doubt

 

[canadaguy]

people without role claims........ canadaguy?

 

[Christina]

You can't be subtle around this place.

 

[canadaguy]

You can't be subtle around this place.

I posted a gif of Judge Dredd the least subtle character in the history of characters

 

[Smacktard]

I posted a gif of Judge Dredd the least subtle character in the history of characters

what the hell is a judge dredd

Okay plan: let's not lynch anybody today and let canadaguy convict someone. It will prove his role, and reduce the likelihood we target a townie.

He could also use it to kill Tommy who's probably a guardian wolf, thus negating his power

 

[Ben]

 

[canadaguy]

what the hell is a judge dredd

 

[Zell 17]

If that essay from Tommy wasn't a role claim are you thinking it was a psychotic break?

Were you expecting me to read a post with paragraphs?

 

[Christina]

So if a flower child, does their thing, can a judge step in and do their thing?

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Ben]

I think I was always more of a RoboCop guy over Dredd or Terminator. I generally consider them to all be in the same "gunslinging hero obliterates entire gangs" movie genre. Still, the old Stallone Judge Dredd is a classic.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Dredd would be a good gunner because if he dies no one can take his gun and shoot a Preacher

See cause his gun only works properly when held by his hand. Otherwise it explodes and kills the person who took it.

I'm a comic book nerd sorry

 

[VashTheStampede]

I think I was always more of a RoboCop guy over Dredd or Terminator. I generally consider them to all be in the same "gunslinging hero obliterates entire gangs" movie genre. Still, the old Stallone Judge Dredd is a classic.

The Stallone Dredd is a fun movie but is nothing like real Dredd.

The Karl Urban Dredd is a damn near perfect movie AND accurate to the source material. Highly recommend.

 

[Ben]

Dredd would be a good gunner because if he dies no one can take his gun and shoot a Preacher

See cause his gun only works properly when held by his hand. Otherwise it explodes and kills the person who took it.

I'm a comic book nerd sorry

We're all nerds down here.

 

[canadaguy]

Dredd would be a good gunner because if he dies no one can take his gun and shoot a Preacher

See cause his gun only works properly when held by his hand. Otherwise it explodes and kills the person who took it.

I'm a comic book nerd sorry

Zell updating the roles that conjure also copies the dead persons hand print

 

[Quagmire]

So at least from my view, Christian, Vash, Myself and Jawneh are townies, I trust Jawneh's claims on Vash and Christina being on same team and we know Judge Dredd....er the Punisher Vash is a townie

 

[VashTheStampede]

Zell updating the roles that conjure also copies the dead persons hand print

I have to assume it's an RFID situation because he wears gloves so how do the biometrics work?

 

[Zell 17]

So if a flower child, does their thing, can a judge step in and do their thing?

No, if a villager gets enough votes to be lynched then the judge can't trigger. Judge would activate if there is a tie or nobody reaches the lynch threshold

 

[Christina]

So at least from my view, Christian, Vash, Myself and Jawneh are townies, I trust Jawneh's claims on Vash and Christina being on same team and we know Judge Dredd....er the Punisher Vash is a townie

You can type my name as Xina if it makes it easier. Like Xmas for Christmas. Just take the Christ out of it, it's not doing anything there anyways.

 

[canadaguy]

The Stallone Dredd is a fun movie but is nothing like real Dredd.

The Karl Urban Dredd is a damn near perfect movie AND accurate to the source material. Highly recommend.

Man just looked it up, and it's almost been as long since the Karl Urban Dredd came out as the time between the Stallone and Urban versions.



Basically I'm saying we should have had at least a trilogy of them by now.

 

[VashTheStampede]

No, if a villager gets enough votes to be lynched then the judge can't trigger. Judge would activate if there is a tie or nobody reaches the lynch threshold

That might still trigger a judge

 

[Ben]

The Stallone Dredd is a fun movie but is nothing like real Dredd.

The Karl Urban Dredd is a damn near perfect movie AND accurate to the source material. Highly recommend.

Oh, definitely. Karl Urban was a perfect choice for that character. Same with Billy Butcher.

I've not read too many Dredd comics to really compare the movies, but I did like the Dredd reboot more than the RoboCop reboot.