Zell Wolf Meta Game - Day 1

[VashTheStampede]

[email protected] is your secondary?!?

No someone doxxed me with my real one there

 

[canadaguy]

No someone doxxed me with my real one there

Prolly your wife, who else would have that information

 

[Jon]

Disney was great today, thanks for asking everyone!

Hey @Jon how many are in your chat? Would like to have an upper and lower bound for solos and villagers

2

@Jon right now

Someone's gotta actually duck the Dumbass Bullets flying around this place.

I’m gonna need the pic, sir.

VashTheStampede has shot Fool’s Requiem! VashTheStampede is the Gunner.

Fool’s Requiem is dead. Fool’s Requiem was the Librarian

Seriously... who the fuck keeps giving @VashTheStampede a gun? It rarely works for the town.

Who ever our protector is, better hope the wolves don't have a berserker, though odds are that gun kills one of us so maybe it would be better

I also can't really throw shade as I'm pretty sure I would just shoot @Jon the second the game opened up, so I would be as trigger happy as @VashTheStampede

Ya know, I've stopped worrying about any @ mentions from @Quagmire. I just assume they all reference me as a wolf in some way shape or form.

Also, you know... I'm surprised I don't catch more just random bullets from people. That said, I appreciate those of you that actually give me a CHANCE to play the game.

Lastly, I'm sorry to disappoint all of you that hoped I was muted by Fools before Vash murdered another townie.

Lastly, lastly, thanks for only having 4 pages of nonsense for me to sift through instead of 8!

Lastly, lastly, lastly, I miss @Fool's Requiem.

 

[Jon]

Someone wanna give me the rundown why "we're" (and I use quotes because I'm seldom part of a day one lynch) going to hang shortkut?

 

[canadaguy]

Someone wanna give me the rundown why "we're" (and I use quotes because I'm seldom part of a day one lynch) going to hang shortkut?

47 detectives determined he was the odd one out

 

[Jon]

47 detectives determined he was the odd one out

Oh... right. Ok.

And everyone skipping before I even posted?

Gonna guess that's just more funsies?

But sure, I'll give you all a skip. I got nothing to contribute today, so let's kill more.

I was a little sad having to get through three pages before I saw the first town self-kill this game.

No one else want to throw around powers recklessly on day one? This IS a meta game after all.

 

[Local Hero]

Someone wanna give me the rundown why "we're" (and I use quotes because I'm seldom part of a day one lynch) going to hang shortkut?

2nd post of the thread I think.

 

[canadaguy]

Oh... right. Ok.

And everyone skipping before I even posted?

Gonna guess that's just more funsies?

But sure, I'll give you all a skip. I got nothing to contribute today, so let's kill more.

I was a little sad having to get through three pages before I saw the first town self-kill this game.

No one else want to throw around powers recklessly on day one? This IS a meta game after all.

I used mine judiciously

 

[Local Hero]

More specifically, Christina said shortkut and someone else were on different teams.

I said shortkut and Christina were on different teams

 

[VashTheStampede]

Seriously... who the fuck keeps giving @VashTheStampede a gun? It rarely works for the town

Except for all the times it does, sure

 

[Local Hero]

Because of a fear of how many solos there are and of just dying randomly anyways. I'll be the one to step up with some info.

@Smacktard and @Jawneh are on the same team. I don't known if that's a good team or a bad team but it's the same team.

Oh, Jawneh is on the same team?

Christina is probably evil. If not, Jawneh is also wolf

 

[Jon]

Except for all the times it does, sure

Oh, Jawneh is on the same team?

Christina is probably evil. If not, Jawneh is also wolf

So... Jawneh and Smacktard are on the same team...

And Christina and Shortkut are not...

So... shortkut is evil...

K.

I'm gonna just leave my skip here lol

 

[Christina]

More specifically, Christina said shortkut and someone else were on different teams.

I said shortkut and Christina were on different teams

I said Smacktard and Jawneh are on the same team.

Jawneh said shortkut and Fool's was on a different team.

Fool's being a Librarian would mean kut is not a part of team town, if Jawneh is telling the truth.

 

[Jon]

I said Smacktard and Jawneh are on the same team.

Jawneh said shortkut and Fool's was on a different team.

Fool's being a Librarian would mean kut is not a part of team town, if Jawneh is telling the truth.

My head hurts.

 

[Christina]

Yeah, Ants should draw us a flow chart!

 

[shortkut]

I said Smacktard and Jawneh are on the same team.

Jawneh said shortkut and Fool's was on a different team.

Fool's being a Librarian would mean kut is not a part of team town, if Jawneh is telling the truth.

He’s not

 

[shortkut]

So... Jawneh and Smacktard are on the same team...

And Christina and Shortkut are not...

So... shortkut is evil...

K.

I'm gonna just leave my skip here lol

 

[Jon]

Hey, I'm skipping, but I'm not voting for you.


Yet.

 

[shortkut]

Either I was shamanned, will be trickster wolved, or the meme part of this game is the seers receive inverse readings

 

[Jon]

Sure glad I'm not a seer.

This game is whack, yo.

 

[Smacktard]

Sure glad I'm not a seer.

This game is whack, yo.

So you finally warmed up to being a wolf again, eh

 

[shortkut]

So you finally warmed up to being a wolf again, eh

we should kill him to see what kind of wolf-filling he is stuffed with

 

[Smacktard]

we should kill him to see what kind of wolf-filling he is stuffed with

We can't have dessert before we have the main course (You)

 

[shortkut]

 

[Jon]

I mean, that'd be a waste of time, but sure, go ahead.

 

[Jon]

I'm glad to be back on the top of sus lists for doing absolutely nothing! I've missed it here!

 

[Benzine]

whoever had my post edited just know that i've already sold your details to some locals

 

[Christina]

Dude after all the data breeches we have now a days, everybody has my address and probably my SSN too

 

[Jon]

Dude after all the data breeches we have now a days, everybody has my address and probably my SSN too

Shoot, my credit is so bad, I want someone to take my data and start paying all my damn bills for me.

 

[Benzine]

yeah but those are just people, not creatures from my local pub

 

[Ants!]

Yeah, Ants should draw us a flow chart!

I don't know what's happening but I'm glad that shortkut is losing.

Jawneh next.

 

[Christina]

I just don't want those emails about being cursed unless I forward it on to 10 people. I don't know 10 people.

 

[Ants!]

I just don't want those emails about being cursed unless I forward it on to 10 people. I don't know 10 people.

Just sent them to shortkut ten times.

 

[canadaguy]

Just sent them to shortkut ten times.

Yeah then he has to send it to 100 people

 

[Benzine]

shortkuts definitely don't have 10 friends

 

[Tommy Boy]

hay doods

 

[Timmy Boy]

hay doods

No.

 

[canadaguy]

hay doods

Hay is for horses

 

[Quagmire]

My head hurts.

 

[Benzine]

it's my daughters first day of school tomorrow. i told that to my (american) manager, which ended up being a conversation comparing school systems to see what kinda comparison could be made between our systems. i thought saying being five and starting school would be enough.

good night. don't fuck this up while i'm asleep.

 

[Jawneh]

good night. don't fuck this up while i'm asleep.

Don't tell me what not to do.

 

[Jawneh]

I'm already slightly peeved that I'm working on a Sunday from 5am to 530pm. The new 3 12h shifts is nice, but the Sunday ain't. Bah.

 

[Quagmire]

Was hoping we'd have enough skips, guess we waiting till 9 am

 

[VashTheStampede]

good night. don't fuck this up while i'm asleep.

All good, can't reload until you're probably awake

 

[Quagmire]

All good, can't reload until you're probably awake

Hoping you make it through the night and they dont have a beserker wolf

 

[VashTheStampede]

Hoping you make it through the night and they dont have a beserker wolf

It would be pretty dumb for them to kill their MVP

 

[dimmerwit]

I didn't skip. So skip.

 

[Smacktard]

Skip

 

[shortkut]

I would just send the chain mail emails to everyone on benzine’s list

Also, why am I still alive?

 

[Quagmire]

I would just send the chain mail emails to everyone on benzine’s list

Also, why am I still alive?

Because the day isnt over yet, though should be very soon