Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Disavowed Thread)

[Ants!]

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Lol I just saw that same one this morning. Nice.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[shortkut]

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The radio was playing this yesterday

 

[Jon]

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[Ants!]

 

[shortkut]

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[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Mark]

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Oh, we’re going there?




Got one for @Quagmire also:

 

[Jon]

The geese is greater on the other side?

 

[Ben]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

It's true, tracking cookies are legal spyware.

 

[Ben]

It's true, tracking cookies are legal spyware.

It's fucking everywhere. I found out the "track your family" app I used for a while was using it to also track what aisle you go to in the grocery store, etc. and selling that to third party advertisers. Then they went and bought out Tile, so all the "tag your items" was going to be used for marketing as well.

But considering how much other shit out there is doing the same, with a GPS locator on my person at all times... Is there a point in fighting it? I'm a boring fuck and never leave my house, what are they going up advertise to me. Lonely housewives in my area?

...Actually...

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Your phone is CONSTANTLY tracking you. Sure, it's so that 911 can find you when you call, but GPS is always enabled, even if you turn location off.

 

[Ben]

Your phone is CONSTANTLY tracking you. Sure, it's so that 911 can find you when you call, but GPS is always enabled, even if you turn location off.

Thanks, Jack Black's dad.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

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My 9 year old autistic son looking over my shoulder pointing and said "i would kill him and save the people. They could be your family."

And then he also said: "you don't choose money you choose family. Or people."

No idea where he picked that up from but I've never been more proud

 

[Ants!]

And then sees me posting and sees my profile and says "why do they call you a noob."

 

[Ben]

And then sees me posting and sees my profile and says "why do they call you a noob."

The circle is complete. Your son is a gem.

 

[Mark]

And then sees me posting and sees my profile and says "why do they call you a noob."

Let him play a game of Wolf with y’all.

 

[shortkut]

Let him play a game of Wolf with y’all.

“Daddy, why are we watering shortkut?”

 

[Ants!]

“Daddy, why are we watering shortkut?”

 

[Ben]

“Daddy, why are we watering shortkut?”

"Daddy, would you like some sausage?"

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'm the backwards man, the backwards man.

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[canadaguy]

And then sees me posting and sees my profile and says "why do they call you a noob."

Let him play a game of Wolf with y’all.

Ahh yes that will answer his question 100%

 

[Mark]

"Daddy, would you like some sausage?"

I'm the backwards man, the backwards man.

Y’all. I have been trying to track this movie down forever to show my girlfriend what cinematic genius truly is.

I just told her the other day that she couldn’t stop me… not with my cheese helmet. I regularly quote this movie to people who have never seen it.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Y’all. I have been trying to track this movie down forever to show my girlfriend what cinematic genius truly is.

I just told her the other day that she couldn’t stop me… not with my cheese helmet. I regularly quote this movie to people who have never seen it.

Last time I saw it, it was on the Criterion Channel, believe it or not.

 

[Mark]

Last time I saw it, it was on the Criterion Channel, believe it or not.

Every single time I find it somewhere, it’s either for “rent” or nearing the end of the streaming cycle and it’s gone by the time we get around to finding time to watch it.

 

[Ben]

 

[Ants!]

Y’all. I have been trying to track this movie down forever to show my girlfriend what cinematic genius truly is.

I just told her the other day that she couldn’t stop me… not with my cheese helmet. I regularly quote this movie to people who have never seen it.

Last time I saw it, it was on the Criterion Channel, believe it or not.

Every single time I find it somewhere, it’s either for “rent” or nearing the end of the streaming cycle and it’s gone by the time we get around to finding time to watch it.

I haven't seen it but I remember the sausage thing from a trailer. That stuck with me for years.

 

[Mark]

I haven't seen it but I remember the sausage thing from a trailer. That stuck with me for years.

Damnit, man, you’re gonna have to put it on your list and keep an eye out for it. If you liked his show on MTV, that movie will remind you why he was everywhere for a while.

 

[Ants!]

Damnit, man, you’re gonna have to put it on your list and keep an eye out for it. If you liked his show on MTV, that movie will remind you why he was everywhere for a while.

If I know the name then I can figure out where to stream it.

 

[Ben]

He does apparently look like a wizened professor now.

 

[VashTheStampede]

If I know the name then I can figure out where to stream it.

Freddie Got Fingered

He does apparently look like a wizened professor now.

Last i heard he recently got married to a girl he knew in high school, which is pretty cool IMHO

 

[Mark]

If I know the name then I can figure out where to stream it.

Freddy Got Fingered.

 

[Ants!]

That's great I'm happy for him but what was the name of the movie?

 

[Ants!]

(that's a joke)

 

[Ben]

 

[Ants!]

Because I'm dumb enough that people might have taken me seriously and there's a good chance they might not be wrong when making such assumptions about me

 

[A Baby Maker]

Because I'm dumb enough that people might have taken me seriously and there's a good chance they might not be wrong when making such assumptions about me

But why do they call you noob

 

[Mark]

But why do they call you noob

But why do they call you [the “A” section of the dictionary]?

 

[A Baby Maker]

Low quality image lets you know it's been shared for a while

 

[Mark]

Low quality image lets you know it's been shared for a while

Digital carbon dating.

 

[Ants!]

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Low quality image lets you know it's been shared for a while

Digital carbon dating.

 

[shortkut]

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That merged image looks like the actress playing the Harfoot in Rings of Power

 

[Jon]

That merged image looks like the actress playing the Harfoot in Rings of Power

 

[Ants!]

That merged image looks like the actress playing the Harfoot in Rings of Power

A little bit.

Also glad I'm not the only one watching the show!