Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Disavowed Thread)

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

I don't know why this is so funny but it is.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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[Quagmire]

There is one person I sort of know (shes 36), she has five kids, ages range from 2-14 she has at least 2 baby daddies. The last one she was at least married, but they were married less than a year before divorcing, so not sure if she has bad taste in men or its her or what have you. I do know it was her first marriage.

I know times have changed and not judging for having kids while not being married, it just seems she doesnt always make the best life choices. It is possible the first 4 kids were with one guy and things were going well and it ended. I dont quite know her job situation, but I think she comes from money so I think parents help her out a lot. She's a cool person, like I wish I knew her better so I could get all the tea of her life as I always find that stuff interesting. Not in a judgy way, but I just love gossip and tea (well we know that), and just like to know people's interesting stories. Sometimes bad shit happens even when you make the smart and safe decision.

This probably makes me sound worse than I mean, but oh well, at least I didn't do a Sieg Heil (the bar is so fucking low)

 

[Ants!]

I know you're a good guy, but I do want to point out that in all of that, there's not one mention about the men making bad life choices. In fact, they are worse, because they helped create a child but she is the parent that sticks around for them.

There is still a lot of work to do about this stigma and double standard. The deadbeat man need to be held accountable. If I'm still there for my kid after everything he puts me through, those guys have no excuse.

 

[Ben]

I know you're a good guy, but I do want to point out that in all of that, there's not one mention about the men making bad life choices. In fact, they are worse, because they helped create a child but she is the parent that sticks around for them.

There is still a lot of work to do about this stigma and double standard. The deadbeat man need to be held accountable. If I'm still there for my kid after everything he puts me through, those guys have no excuse.

My dude is right.

And I'll take that a step further in that it appears Kentucky made abortion illegal except for 'medical emergencies' in 1974.

So unless her kids are older than 50, it's not really her choice how many kids she has.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Ben]

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Gimli: And my ass!

Edit: Little known fact, all Dwarves have baby-smooth bottoms.

 

[Ants!]

Everyone in this thread.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Mark]

Here we go…

 

[Fool's Requiem]

People need to stop giving Mothman an asscrack if they don't want people putting quarters in said ass Crack. It's like putting a giant red button with a big sign that says "do not press."

 

[Ants!]

You ever dropped a pencil down and exposed ass crack before?

 

[Mark]

You ever dropped a pencil down and exposed ass crack before?

Every. Single. Time.

Every. Single. Job.

 

[Ben]

You ever dropped a pencil down and exposed ass crack before?

Pencil, Penis, same difference.

 

[Ants!]

You know what they say, the penis mightier...

 

[Mark]

This aged like milk. A memory I posted on my FB after the dipshit’s first inauguration.



Even if you ignore the big stretch missing from the Key Bridge, the rest of it is still in worse shape.

 

[Ants!]

Let's see how many likes this post can get.

 

[Quagmire]

@Zell 17

 

[shortkut]

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Let's see how many likes this post can get.

Could be karma-farming, could be legit. I’ll like it just to be safe

 

[Fool's Requiem]

gotta be someone's weird kink

 

[Mark]

gotta be someone's weird kink

…considering the choices of admins here, yeah, weird is just scratching the surface.

 

[Ants!]

…considering the choices of admins here, yeah, weird is just scratching the surface.

You're at 1 grape so far.

 

[Mark]

You're at 1 grape so far.

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Ever since that episode, my husband and I use "member" on a regular basis! We even do the higher voice when we say "I member!"

 

[Mark]

Ever since that episode, my husband and I use "member" on a regular basis! We even do the higher voice when we say "I member!"

We tend to excessively quote the whole show. It’s usually the one we put on for background noise when we’re just bullshitting around. I’m disturbed at how many times I’ve been able to incorporate “fuck them all to death” into the real life news…

 

[Ants!]

Ever since that episode, my husband and I use "member" on a regular basis! We even do the higher voice when we say "I member!"

"Use member"

 

[Ants!]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Quagmire]

gotta be someone's weird kink

Maybe it is how they make wine

 

[Nae'blis]

Maybe it is how they make wine

It's one way to ass-emble it atleast.

 

[Quagmire]

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I can't find it or remember it, but there was a hilarious clip of Family Feud that actually had me in stitches, his laugh was even over the top for him. Damn, wish I could find this specific one....ugh

 

[Ants!]

Mark and Ben are at three grapes now.

 

[Ben]

Mark and Ben are at three grapes now.

It says "admin", singular, not plural.

Cole can have the grapes all for himself.

 

[Nae'blis]

The more admins the bigger ass-ortment we'll get.

 

[Mark]

The more admins the bigger ass-ortment we'll get.

Or, the more of an ass-ault.

 

[Quagmire]

Finally Found it

Steve just gets into it so much

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

I love how this thread has 1150 posts and is still super active.