VTS Mafia Mafia Legacy Year Two (Night 2/Day 2)

[VashTheStampede]

As The City begins to liven up for the day, all eyes are on the courthouse for today's proceedings. Media begins to stake out the best spots to cover the arrival of the accused and the DA.

But then, suddenly, tragedy strikes. One of The City buses en route to the courthouse erupts in a massive explosion. Flame and shrapnel engulf the street just blocks away from the courthouse.

The Mad Bomber has assured The City that his threats are not empty.

Benzine has been killed by the Mad Bomber. He was the Consigliere. (Death)

 

[Jon]

I just realized that I never updated the rules during the last game and you weren't playing:

You only get one attempt at voting as a Juror. No changes.

Now obviously you didn't bold this and it was a joke but I wanted to inform you now that you reminded me.

Rule post has been updated now btw.

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar for letting me know and I will keep this in mind

 

[Dean]

look, man, they were out of Shamrock Shakes...

 

[Fool's Requiem]

The following people are 100% not the Mad Bomber:

Kelly
Joseph Snapple
Jawneh
Me

 

[Jon]

Ok Fool you can role claim all you want on trial per the rules so let us see how much you lie

What is your role

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm the Mad Bomber.

 

[Zell 17]

I have served on a jury in real life, for what its worth

Me too. And it was a Federal jury! I was the first person pulled into the box, and the first person dismissed. Apparently my work involving anti-money laundering conflicted with the accused being charged with money laundering

 

[Zell 17]

lmao why the fuck would you claim Mad Bomber that's so Fools it hurts

 

[Fool's Requiem]

lmao why the fuck would you claim Mad Bomber that's so Fools it hurts

cuz it's funny

at least for me it is

 

[Jon]

Well I know what my verdict is gonna be

 

[Zell 17]

Hey Vash will there be a jury replacement after the untimely death of permanently evil Benzine?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Hey Vash will there be a jury replacement after the untimely death of permanently evil Benzine?

Yeah I've got a lot going on right this second (have to get the Mob a new chat, get Benzine dead forum access, why am I explaining this to the person who knows better than anyone? i feel dumb)

Jury alternate selection is coming

 

[Zell 17]

Yeah I've got a lot going on right this second (have to get the Mob a new chat, get Benzine dead forum access, why am I explaining this to the person who knows better than anyone? i feel dumb)

Jury alternate selection is coming

Yeah doing this shit on a phone is borderline impossible. I hope you're doing it on a computer.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Yeah doing this shit on a phone is borderline impossible. I hope you're doing it on a computer.

I am so glad this didn't go down while I was at work

 

[Zell 17]

I am so glad this didn't go down while I was at work

Cant you just call out and say the dog ate your car keys or something so you can run full-time mafia?

 

[VashTheStampede]

@Local Hero has been added to Fool's Requiem's jury.

 

[Jon]

 

[VashTheStampede]

Sometimes RNG makes me giggle

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Voting Dean.

 

[Local Hero]

@Fool's Requiem

Pretend I've not read this thread. Are you innocent?

Follow up question, why should I believe you.

 

[Jon]

You know it is much quieter in here with TD dead and Tubby and canadaguy shushed

 

[Zell 17]

Voting Dean.

Do dead people get votes?

 

[Zell 17]

Sorry guys I need to squeeze some posts into small timeframes the next few days, football is life and all that

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Do dead people get votes?

Am I dead? Did I miss something?

 

[Zell 17]

Am I dead? Did I miss something?

I mean, not yet, but you’re the boy who cried claimed wolf

 

[Tubby23]

Been shooshed

Jury Vote: Guilty

Vote Local Hero

 

[Acceptable User Murder]

Am I dead? Did I miss something?

Well you haven't told us any reason as to why we shouldn't vote to convict. Like, there's a time to joke around and then there's a time where you might want to actually play it straight.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Well you haven't told us any reason as to why we shouldn't vote to convict. Like, there's a time to joke around and then there's a time where you might want to actually play it straight.

I got voted because I stated that cookies were overrated and you want me to take this seriously?

 

[Jon]

I got voted because I stated that cookies were overrated and you want me to take this seriously?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

However, when on trial, you can feel free to role claim as much as you want to try and save your bacon. Otherwise, I ask that you refrain from any role claiming. Hinting, however, is allowed.

find my hint

I'm not openly claiming my role.

You wouldn't believe me anyway.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Zell 17]

find my hint

I'm not openly claiming my role.

You wouldn't believe me anyway.

My god, why not?

 

[Zell 17]

find my hint

I'm not openly claiming my role.

You wouldn't believe me anyway.

I’m stupid. And I’m not rereading 100s of posts looking for a hint. You have the ability, why not just tell us what you are???

 

[Jon]

find my hint

Are you the snitch

 

[Fool's Requiem]

It feels weird having the most comments here. I don't even feel like I've been commenting more than usual.

My god, why not?

past experience

It seems to take blatantly obvious proof for people to believe me.

I’m stupid. And I’m not rereading 100s of posts looking for a hint. You have the ability, why not just tell us what you are???

Otherwise, I ask that you refrain from any role claiming.

....

 

[VashTheStampede]

However, when on trial, you can feel free to role claim as much as you want to try and save your bacon. Otherwise, I ask that you refrain from any role claiming.

The full quote, for context.

 

[Jon]

It seems to take blatantly obvious proof for people to believe me.

Then I am your best friend on this jury because I have not played one of these before and am not beholden to your past experiences

 

[VashTheStampede]

Arrest Warrant Update (6 Needed):
Local Hero (so many) - bunch of y'all

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I don't feel I need to "save my bacon". The only thing I did to even get put on trial was because I stated that cookies are overrated.

Then I am your best friend on this jury because I have not played one of these before and am not beholden to your past experiences

You ever watch Disturbia? Pretty solid film.

 

[Jon]

I have actually and I agree pretty solid

David Morse was killer in that film

C wut I did thur

Also is that another hint

 

[shortkut]

@Local Hero has been added to Fool's Requiem's jury.

Were we voting local for jury duty or for trial?


@Fool's Requiem you can link to a handful of your posts and say that it is hidden in one of them

 

[VashTheStampede]

I don't feel I need to "save my bacon". The only thing I did to even get put on trial was because I stated that cookies are overrated.

I'm not taking sides, just didn't want the rules to be misinterpreted

 

[shortkut]

I'm not taking sides, just didn't want the rules to be misinterpreted

Where’s the fun in that. If FR won’t play, then he dies

 

[Acceptable User Murder]

I got voted because I stated that cookies were overrated and you want me to take this seriously?

Being put on trial for a stupid reason doesn't mean you're not mafia or the mad bomber.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm not taking sides, just didn't want the rules to be misinterpreted

TBF, I already copied the full thing earlier.

Were we voting local for jury duty or for trial?


@Fool's Requiem you can link to a handful of your posts and say that it is hidden in one of them

sure, I can do that

I want to point out that I will not be taking back my statement regarding cookies, and if that means my death, so be it. My lawyer has already sent my case off to the public defender. Said he will not back someone who engages in such tomfoolery as claiming to not like cookies and cakes.

 

[Zell 17]

Being put on trial for a stupid reason doesn't mean you're not mafia or the mad bomber.

@VashTheStampede can correct but my understanding would be that Fools CANT be the Mad Bomber, because the Mad Bomber just used their ability and people jailed/on stand cannot use any abilities

 

[Acceptable User Murder]

Okay. Think I got it.

 

[Jon]

Fool are you the lawyer

 

[Jawneh]

The following people are 100% not the Mad Bomber:

Kelly
Joseph Snapple
Jawneh
Me

I'm just surprised I didn't blow up.

... yet.

For what it's worth, if Fool is a nogoodnick, his tell could be movie quotes. Beyond that, idk yet. He hasn't posted anything like that today that I've noticed.

Also Kelly. Yeah you. I got my feelers on you. I'd vote for your arrest next, but the Local Drunkard takes precedent today.

Voting to arrest Local.

 

[Jon]

Am I not supposed to ask those questions

Is that why I am getting angry reactions