Local Zero HP

[canadaguy]

I haven’t read past my death. How did this happen?

@Jawneh you guys have a role to change what things show up as? Did I hint too much that I was the detective?

Local wanted to model his game off of the NRAs wet dream for the US

 

[shortkut]

I’m assuming Zell is evil since I made the mistake of obvious hint to him

 

[Jawneh]

But yeah. Upgraded hitman can mask the role and method of death. Pretty neat.

 

[canadaguy]

Originally we just wanted to make the joke, because comesy is king. It was just too hard to pass.

But after you commented and went to vote for me, I figured you'd be one. As I was about to die, the loss of the joke was worse than anything until I was given another chance!

We owe an honest and heartfelt thank you to whomever it was that saved you to let us pull that off

 

[canadaguy]

We got whooped but we got to turn shortkut into pineapple pizza

 

[canadaguy]

Also local is a hero for still letting the dead bad guys stay in the group chat

 

[shortkut]

We got whooped but we got to turn shortkut into pineapple pizza

And true to life, I didn’t enjoy it

 

[shortkut]

Zell then benzine are my top choices for godfather

 

[canadaguy]

WAIT AND A FUCKING GUNNER

 

[canadaguy]

Surprised no one is realizing that local just copied the baddies from ants game

 

[Local Hero]

WAIT AND A FUCKING GUNNER

Yeah I'm sorry. Lol

Has there been another shooting?

 

[canadaguy]

Has there been another shooting?

Wow this place really is just like the USA.



Something happens

People: has there been another shooting?

 

[dimmerwit]

Local taking the concept of Fair & Balanced from Fox News

 

[canadaguy]

Local taking the concept of Fair & Balanced from Fox News

And their stance on gun control

 

[shortkut]

@Local Hero is there a talk to dead role?

 

[Local Hero]

Negative

 

[Local Hero]

There is a revival role

 

[shortkut]

There is a revival role

So you can’t tell me if my guesses are correct

 

[dimmerwit]

Yeah we can't even have fun discussing the game.

Like, who is the Double Agent?

Is it this guy?

 

[shortkut]

Yeah we can't even have fun discussing the game.

Like, who is the Double Agent?

Is it this guy?

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[Local Hero]

So you can’t tell me if my guesses are correct

You're right. Next game no revival role because being dead is half the fun

 

[canadaguy]

It could even be shortkut

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[canadaguy]

I think he could have made it more balanced if the agency required two hits to die.

 

[Local Hero]

I think he could have made it more balanced if the agency required two hits to die.

There's always next time

 

[dimmerwit]

I have to admire your trick of simply reiterating yourself in bold.

 

[canadaguy]

Anymore questions he should just post this

 

[dimmerwit]

Local's house revealed:

 

[Local Hero]

Local's house revealed:

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I'm in this picture and I don't like it

 

[VashTheStampede]

Wow this place really is just like the USA.



Something happens

People: has there been another shooting?

We don't blink about those now unless someone misses someone important

 

[dimmerwit]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

I thought it was a nice picture of you on the bicycle.

 

[canadaguy]

We don't blink about those now unless someone misses someone important

"misses"

 

[shortkut]

Eh whatever I missed my chance to shoot both days.

Shoot Benzine

@Local Hero

 

[Local Hero]

@Local Hero

 

[canadaguy]

Maximum carnage

 

[Local Hero]

Just wait until the mortician receives Jawneh

 

[Local Hero]

@Alu and @Benzine are here.

 

[Local Hero]

Sometimes you change the meta, and sometimes the meta changes you

 

[shortkut]

@A Maybe Baker i would have shot Zell

 

[dimmerwit]

I'd have shot dimmerwit again to be sure.

 

[shortkut]

@Ben
@Alu and @Benzine are dead

why is Ben dead?

 

[Local Hero]

why is Ben dead?

I'm asking Ben to give them access

 

[shortkut]

I'm asking Ben to give them access

that’s less exciting

 

[Local Hero]

Less than maximum carnage

 

[Benzine]

alu how could you

 

[shortkut]

alu how could you

 

[Benzine]

when do wolves ever play like i was playing anyway

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

alu how could you

You're not very convincing. Also why not shoot you

 

[Benzine]

i don't even know what that means

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

i don't even know what that means

I had a bullet and needed to shoot it