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Little Chocolate Donuts

VashTheStampede

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1. Tastykake
Tastykake has this wonderful thick dark chocolate coating that is poured on so thick that the donuts usually don't have holes as much as a reservoir for this perfect (for shitty little donuts) chocolate.

2. Entenmann's
The chocolate is in the ballpark of Tastykake but falls just short. Arguably a better donut on the interior, but it doesn't combine with the Tastykake flavors as magically. Very close second though.

3. Hostess
This tastes the most like eating an actual donut. But we're not here to eat an actual donut. We can go to an actual donut place for that and it will crush this. This is about a shitty little chocolate donut. Stop trying so hard. Jesus christ.

4. Little Debbie
Little Debbie tastes like they just formed sugar into a brown donut like some sort of Play Doh. At least try a LITTLE, for fuck's sake.
 

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I wouldn’t change a thing about this list, the order, or the rationale behind each brand’s placement.

You’re a true little chocolate donut connoisseur.
 

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Changing up the name of the product every once in a while to make them think the shit hits harder.

Got them Zs here

Heyo we got them Stripes

Have you seen weed strain names lately? Throwing Z’s on them (Oreoz, Runtz) instantly bumps up the price and takes you outta lawsuit territory. You can corner the market using the same principle.
 
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