If americans came from british people, why do british people still exist?

[Duke Nukem]

SRS answers only plz

 

[Olga]

Because Eastern Europeans like me had to become British to stay in the country ;_;

 

[Duke Nukem]

Bonus-info: The UK is the largest supplier of Independence Days to countries around the world.

 

[Mark]

Because Eastern Europeans like me had to become British to stay in the country ;_;

Eh, you could have hijacked an entire country to get away from the limey bastards like we did.

 

[Mr. Blue]

They're technically only British if they come from the Brexit region of France. Otherwise they're just sparkling Americans.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

I'm descended from French, Scottish, and Irish people. It would be great if the English didn't exist.

 

[Crystal]

I'm descended from French, Scottish, and Irish people. It would be great if the English didn't exist.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

Nah you're good.

 

[Tubby23]

The English caused a lot of problems that our country is still dealing with today.

Luckily we usually beat them in the cricket

 

[Crystal]

The English caused a lot of problems that our country is still dealing with today.

Luckily we usually beat them in the cricket

You're welcome

 

[Mark]

Nah you're good.

After all this time, she identifies as American.

 

[Crystal]

After all this time, she identifies as American.

 

[Mark]

It’s okay… we accept asylum seekers.

 

[Crystal]

It’s okay… we accept asylum seekers.

I was born in one, I don't need one anymore!

 

[Mark]

I was born in one, I don't need one anymore!

So… does that mean you’re just here to hang out or something?

 

[Crystal]

So… does that mean you’re just here to hang out or something?

Pretty much

 

[Marlfox]

The mummies and daddies of Britain decided they would each have four children, 1 to go to America, 1 to go to the big city, fail there, THEN go to America, 1 to join the Royal Navy and 1 to stay home. This system was eventually enshrined in our greatest holy book, the Walkers Tome of Great Crisps.

 

[Scott]

Oh dear, the colonials are chatting shit again. I'm telling the King on you.

 

[Crystal]

Oh dear, the colonials are chatting shit again. I'm telling the King on you.

 

[Mark]

The mummies and daddies of Britain decided they would each have four children, 1 to go to America, 1 to go to the big city, fail there, THEN go to America, 1 to join the Royal Navy and 1 to stay home. This system was eventually enshrined in our greatest holy book, the Walkers Tome of Great Crisps.

There they go again sticking a Union Jack on things and calling them by a different name. They’re called Lays here… and CHIPS.

Oh dear, the colonials are chatting shit again. I'm telling the King on you.

As long as he waited for that gig, he’s probably still on the third training video. It took months for him to get his uniform.

 

[Scott]

As long as he waited for that gig, he’s probably still on the third training video. It took months for him to get his uniform.

"Oh gosh, I wish Mummy was here to help. If only we could still beat the poors, that would make me feel much better".

 

[Mark]

"Oh gosh, I wish Mummy was here to help. If only we could still beat the poors, that would make me feel much better".

 

[Crystal]

There they go again sticking a Union Jack on things and calling them by a different name. They’re called Lays here… and CHIPS.

 

[Mark]

You do recall a war over your mop water tea, right? KINDA brave to bring FRIED potato chips into the mix… you know how us Americans are about fried foods and oil.

 

[Crystal]

You do recall a war over your mop water tea, right? KINDA brave to bring FRIED potato chips into the mix… you know how us Americans are about fried foods and oil.

Talk to the Scots about the fried foods.

Also, all you did was give Boston Harbour a more sophisticated, stronger taste to it's shit-filled waters. We decided to let you have your little experiment of a country and now we're slowly infiltrating to lull you back into a false sense of security before the Monarchy re-establishes itself as the head of the table. Enjoy those McCrumpets, coming soon to a McDonald's near you

 

[Mark]

Talk to the Scots about the fried foods.

No, I’m of Irish descent. I’ll pass.

Also, all you did was give Boston Harbour a more sophisticated, stronger taste to it's shit-filled waters. We decided to let you have your little experiment of a country and now we're slowly infiltrating to lull you back into a false sense of security before the Monarchy re-establishes itself as the head of the table. Enjoy those McCrumpets, coming soon to a McDonald's near you

Fair point. New England doesn’t just suck because of Alu, it sucks because it was modeled off of Old England. However… if McDonald’s still exists in this theoretical post-apocalyptic world, then obviously America is still a global power. It ain’t like the Brits are capable of seasoning their food with that much salt.

 

[Crystal]

No, I’m of Irish descent. I’ll pass.

Well the Monarchy definitely appreciated those spuds. Oh, and Northern Ireland, as well.

Fair point. New England doesn’t just suck because of Alu, it sucks because it was modeled off of Old England.

Well of course, why mess with success?

However… if McDonald’s still exists in this theoretical post-apocalyptic world, then obviously America is still a global power. It ain’t like the Brits are capable of seasoning their food with that much salt.

McDonald's exists because the Crown allows it to, have to keep Trump alive until his appointment at the Tower of London, after all. But we are removing your McCafe nonsense, the all new McTea Room will be unveiled in due time, along with the new McCucumber Sandwiches and McPork Pie to replace those horrible things called Apple Pies. Tried one of those with brown sauce? Wretched! But of course it wouldn't be a proper British staple if we didn't include Britain's most famous cuisine -- the McChicken Tikka Masala. We shall also restore the Super Size, but only for the Vindaloo!

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

My family had nothing to do with the modeling of New England. Didn't have a single ancestor in the USA until the late 1800s. Both sides of my family were proud Canadians, one in Quebec and the other in Ontario.

 

[Mark]

Well the Monarchy definitely appreciated those spuds. Oh, and Northern Ireland, as well.

False. Unless… y’all really like boiled potatoes with absolutely no flavor.

Well of course, why mess with suck?

Corrected this.

McDonald's exists because the Crown allows it to, have to keep Trump alive until his appointment at the Tower of London, after all. But we are removing your McCafe nonsense, the all new McTea Room will be unveiled in due time, along with the new McCucumber Sandwiches and McPork Pie to replace those horrible things called Apple Pies. Tried one of those with brown sauce? Wretched! But of course it wouldn't be a proper British staple if we didn't include Britain's most famous cuisine -- the McChicken Tikka Masala. We shall also restore the Super Size, but only for the Vindaloo!

…because the Crown is SO good at keeping its affairs in order, right?

…also, those Indian influences are showing. Can’t take credit for that, gotta give it to the spice company.

My family had nothing to do with the modeling of New England. Didn't have a single ancestor in the USA until the late 1800s. Both sides of my family were proud Canadians, one in Quebec and the other in Ontario.

That explains everything.

 

[Crystal]

My family had nothing to do with the modeling of New England. Didn't have a single ancestor in the USA until the late 1800s. Both sides of my family were proud Canadians, one in Quebec and the other in Ontario.

Eh? You mean one part Brit, one part French.

False. Unless… y’all really like boiled potatoes with absolutely no flavor.

It is sufficient

Corrected this.

How droll.

…because the Crown is SO good at keeping its affairs in order, right?

You dare mock the house that Charles is in Charge of?

…also, those Indian influences are showing. Can’t take credit for that, gotta give it to the spice company.

We owned India fair and square, they're our spices.

That explains everything.

It does

 

[Tubby23]

We are removing your McCafe nonsense, the all new McTea Room will be unveiled in due time, along with the new McCucumber Sandwiches and McPork Pie to replace those horrible things called Apple Pies. Tried one of those with brown sauce? Wretched! But of course it wouldn't be a proper British staple if we didn't include Britain's most famous cuisine -- the McChicken Tikka Masala. We shall also restore the Super Size, but only for the Vindaloo!

Sounds McAwful, also you have us convicts to blame for McCafe

 

[Mark]

Eh? You mean one part Brit, one part French.

…and all suck.

It is sustenance.

…corrected.

How droll.

…like your taters.

You dare mock the house that Charles is in Charge of?

Fuckin’ Chucky.

We owned India fair and square, they're our spices.

That’s like us bragging about owning New Jersey.

It does

…and this is why the Brits and Americans co-exist in peace now.

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Crystal]

Sounds McAwful, also you have us convicts to blame for McCafe

I knew you silly upside-downers were involved somehow!

…and all suck.

I'll have your car repo'd! I know a guy!

…corrected.

Incorrected.

…like your taters.

Glorious and fluffy after being fried and drenched in vinegar? Mmmm

Fuckin’ Chucky.

That’s like us bragging about owning New Jersey.

Well we have to put up with the old one, we might as well brag about India.

…and this is why the Brits and Americans co-exist in peace now.

 

[Mark]

In true fashion for you people.

I knew you silly upside-downers were involved somehow!

How can they not be silly? Their closest neighbor is another one of y’all’s prison planet concepts.

I'll have your car repo'd! I know a guy!

Good luck.

Incorrected.

Poppycock, or something your kind can understand.

Glorious and fluffy after being fried and drenched in vinegar? Mmmm

“Oi, got me some pickled fried poh-aye-oes, luv. Chip chip cheerio, guvna.”

Well we have to put up with the old one, we might as well brag about India.

This reminds me of Borat talking about Kazakhstan.

 

[Crystal]

In true fashion for you people.

I thought that was making terrible furniture and claiming their meatballs were good when they were really just cat food?

How can they not be silly? Their closest neighbor is another one of y’all’s prison planet concepts.

And Sheep. Right @Jay?

Good luck.

That does it! I know a repo guy, I'll send him...oh...right...I'll be quiet.

Poppycock, or something your kind can understand.

Hey, that was Cole talking about that, not me! Oh, right, you meant the popcorn...

“Oi, got me some pickled fried poh-aye-oes, luv. Chip chip cheerio, guvna.”

This reminds me of Borat talking about Kazakhstan.

Glorious nation of Kingdomstan send me to USandA to make a movie-film

 

[Nae'blis]

In true fashion for you people.

Yup!

I thought that was making terrible furniture and claiming their meatballs were good when they were really just cat food?

Hey! Cats have to eat too!

In fact this song explains everything:

 

[canadaguy]

The English caused a lot of problems that our country is still dealing with today.

Luckily we usually beat them in the cricket

Same here, but replace usually with always and cricket with hockey.


Although to be fair, maybe only half of the problems can link to them. The other half is all the Catholic Church's fault.

 

[Crystal]

Yup!

Hey! Cats have to eat too!

In fact this song explains everything:

Same here, but replace usually with always and cricket with hockey.

For a team that plays one level below Canada, usually, we do ok

Although to be fair, maybe only half of the problems can link to them. The other half is all the Catholic Church's fault.

 

[Scott]

Poppycock, or something your kind can understand.

Woah there, no need to be vulgar, we're all friends here.

We probably don't need to start chemical warfare. Yanks aren't THAT bad. Also goddamnit, now I want monster munch

 

[Nae'blis]

Meeeeeooow meow meeoow!

 

[Crystal]

Woah there, no need to be vulgar, we're all friends here.

Right?! So crude!

We probably don't need to start chemical warfare. Yanks aren't THAT bad. Also goddamnit, now I want monster munch

Mmm, Monster Munch

Meeeeeooow meow meeoow!

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

Eh? You mean one part Brit, one part French.

Yeah I already said Scottish.

 

[canadaguy]

For a team that plays one level below Canada, usually, we do ok

You guys did bring us Owen Nolan but he switched to our side.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

The English caused a lot of problems that our country is still dealing with today.

A lot of the problems in the Middle East can be traced back to British interference.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

A lot of the problems in the Middle East can be traced back to British interference.

And French!


Wait.

 

[Scott]

A lot of the problems in the Middle East can be traced back to British interference.

Who would've thought dividing an entire geographic area using straight lines and ignoring cultures would be problematic?

(Everyone)

 

[Mark]

I thought that was making terrible furniture and claiming their meatballs were good when they were really just cat food?

At least they’re not Denmark.

And Sheep. Right @Jay?

We got plenty of those here, animal and human form.

That does it! I know a repo guy, I'll send him...oh...right...I'll be quiet.

I’m retired. I just send a guy.

Hey, that was Cole talking about that, not me! Oh, right, you meant the popcorn...

It doesn’t matter, I’m gonna talk shit.

What the actual fuck? Ain’t no wonder y’all wanted India so bad if this is what you consider seasoning…

Glorious nation of Kingdomstan send me to USandA to make a movie-film

Great success.

Yup!

Still better than Denmark.

Hey! Cats have to eat too!

They’re just mad they didn’t think of it first since it’s bland.

Woah there, no need to be vulgar, we're all friends here.

I’m sorry, I forgot to renew my vulgarity license, better check my internet license and see if that’s up to snuff… also gonna check out the blinds to make sure the Brits didn’t hit up Interpol to arrest me for making obscene statements online.

We probably don't need to start chemical warfare. Yanks aren't THAT bad. Also goddamnit, now I want monster munch

Nah, we’re pretty terrible.

A lot of the problems in the Middle East can be traced back to British interference.

Fixed that for you.

And French!

I thought they just said fuck it and give up?

Who would've thought dividing an entire geographic area using straight lines and ignoring cultures would be problematic?

(Everyone)

It’s okay, we tried with every shape and border type and still fucked it up. We gave up intricacy like the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast towards the end and just started making squares and weird shapes the further west we went.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

I thought they just said fuck it and give up?

Sykes–Picot Agreement - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Scott]

I’m sorry, I forgot to renew my vulgarity license, better check my internet license and see if that’s up to snuff… also gonna check out the blinds to make sure the Brits didn’t hit up Interpol to arrest me for making obscene statements online.

*Loiscence

It’s okay, we tried with every shape and border type and still fucked it up. We gave up intricacy like the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast towards the end and just started making squares and weird shapes the further west we went.

Also did wonder why Oklahoma was such a dumb shape.