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Verdict If a dog wore pants, which way would it wear them?
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Not until you train the one on the left to walk exclusively upright and have gloves and thumbs and a full outfit with a hat and talk in complete sentences and hold a job and try to teach his son how to fish.
I mean I can find other cartoon dogs that wear pants too
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I'm sure you can. I'm talking specifically about Goofy though.
Oh one more thing DO THE PERFECT CAST
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Well then I guess Mickey mouse is not actually a mouse because he wears shorts and shoes and commanders steam boats
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I guess not then (sometimes Pluto is his pet too). "Mouse" is probably just a last name, similar to Hello Kitty being confirmed not to be a cat despite the name. Pete is also a dog-like character.
You can make the case for Donald Duck, though. He doesn't wear pants, his hands at least resemble a ducks wings, he barely speaks English, and as far as I know he's never had Pluto for a pet.
DO THE FUCKING PERFECT CAST
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I call for the impeachment of this judge.
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Only the judge and one person disagree with the stance of everyone else
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Not really, shortkut, as you're about to see.
Okay, so here's the deal (did you read that in Biden's voice?)
Since an unbiased jury doesn't seem to be a possibility this round, I'm just going to have to do my best to make an impartial judgement.
Truth be told, I'm fairly neutral on this topic. I've been playing a bit of the devil's advocate because it seems to be Kat vs. Everyone else. However, if I'm being completely honest, despite the option on the left giving me the giggles and being way more hilarious to me, the option on the right makes way more sense.
There have been some valid points made for the left side, but they're not super relevant. This is also a gray area because a quadruped could be interpreted in more than one way when it comes to comparing them to bipedal animals. They have an upper body, but it's a pair of legs like a horse, not fingers and thumbs like humans and primates. They shake paws, but because they don't have anything BUT paws.
Still, for practicality and functionality purposes, the option on the right is what works. This seems to be almost universally agreed upon by the wide world and in this thread. In fact if we used the posters in this thread as a sample size, I think the option on the left would actually be over-represented in the statistics we'd draw from it (I'm assuming).
Therefore, I have to rule that the option on the right must be officially the correct option.
*bangs eggplant*
Okay, so here's the deal (did you read that in Biden's voice?)
Since an unbiased jury doesn't seem to be a possibility this round, I'm just going to have to do my best to make an impartial judgement.
Truth be told, I'm fairly neutral on this topic. I've been playing a bit of the devil's advocate because it seems to be Kat vs. Everyone else. However, if I'm being completely honest, despite the option on the left giving me the giggles and being way more hilarious to me, the option on the right makes way more sense.
There have been some valid points made for the left side, but they're not super relevant. This is also a gray area because a quadruped could be interpreted in more than one way when it comes to comparing them to bipedal animals. They have an upper body, but it's a pair of legs like a horse, not fingers and thumbs like humans and primates. They shake paws, but because they don't have anything BUT paws.
Still, for practicality and functionality purposes, the option on the right is what works. This seems to be almost universally agreed upon by the wide world and in this thread. In fact if we used the posters in this thread as a sample size, I think the option on the left would actually be over-represented in the statistics we'd draw from it (I'm assuming).
Therefore, I have to rule that the option on the right must be officially the correct option.
*bangs eggplant*
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Not the official thread to submit writs but I went ahead and did it for you anyway.
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My system keeps getting results, so I'm going to keep using it
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I’ve been on the winning side of each and every case so far. I am the best lawyer. Take that @Crazy Jamie !
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I was about to scream about appealing this verdict, but then I looked at the pictures.
I withdrawn my complain I never had and you do not need to find me in contempt, Judge.
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In my defense, you referenced a picture that wasn't in the post post. So I had no idea which was where lol.
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Apparently one legged pants are a thing, so I officially forfeit my position.
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That's why I prefer removing 99% of the clothing.
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Everyone knows I'm an idiot. Tell them something they don't know.
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Someone once explained it to me that fashion shows don't represent real clothes for sale, but rather they symbolically represent upcoming trends, or are trying to pitch an idea.
So take those one-legged pants. Maybe instead of EXACTLY, actual pants produced in the upcoming fashion cycle might focus on different colored pant legs: one very bright and vibrant, and the other more drab.
That's how I understood it, anyway. My example might be poopoo.