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She’s eating out of one of those ketchup containers they have at fast food places for scale.
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She’s eating out of one of those ketchup containers they have at fast food places for scale.
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Someone got caught trying to pack a doggie bag for later. 8/10 for cuteness, but we’re not buying that faux innocent vibe you’re giving off
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Oh ny, what a wonderful find! This is a classic Felix the Cat Clock in near mint condition. Bring it to Antiques Roadshow and get it appraised. If you bring it to Pawn Stars, you’d only get $20. Estimated price at auction: up to $650 Source
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This socialite kitty deserves to be in first class. Passionate, headstrong, daring. It’s obvious that she has an affinity toward young artists. Unfortunately I have to deduct points for throwing the Paw of the Ocean into the kitty-litter. 2/10. My heart will go on to our next submission.
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I’ve never seen a vantablack cat before. This is truly a sight to behold, when you see how that head seems to come out of a black hole. This captures 9.9965/10 of all incoming cuteness
Working hard or hardly working? With this kitty you can’t tell. She makes sure to keep her laptop nearby with a spreadsheet and email draft open at all times. 6/10 cuteness, 12/10 for work ethic
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...Ironically, I do a really good Dr. Claw voice...
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Once again I needed to call in an expert. My forensic cuteologist (my 2 year old, again), has informed me that this is the chocolate milk bunny and someone stole all the chocolate. There is some left in the straw, and by looking at the straw we can find who stole the chocolate. 1/10 to equal the amount of chocolate left
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This poor boy is distraught. He wants to go to the beach but can only find 3 of his flip flops. This just won’t do. 7.5/10 - 2.5 for each flip flop he was able to find
This is a nice rug. The pile is not too long, so it can be vacuumed clean if dog hair relatively easily. Unfortunately there is no dog in this picture and we do not rate rugs.
It looks like someone got caught in a compromising position with the vacuum. I am going to take this opportunity to once again remind everyone that this is a family establishment. Rating NC-17/10
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He is now depressed for being called a rug. He's sitting on his hill, contemplating jumping off the closest cliff
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Depression and suicide are serious business. This pup needs to know that he has friends here and we love him just as he is. Rating 988/10 so he knows the three digit number for the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline. Also, if he wore some Hawaiian shirts, he wouldn’t blend into the rug and might be noticed next time
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One does not simply walk this dog to Mordor… but if you do, be sure to bring your dwarf-forged pooper-scooper and elven leash. Rated 1 ring out of 10 (in middle earth, lower scores are better)
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Here's my parent's cats, kindly rate them.
Cato is quite old and very blind. She enjoys sitting on the couch and watching her shows. Walter eats all the food and that's why he's busted out the sides of his cat house.
Here they are watching Cato's spanish soap operas together on the couch, as well as Walter doing his best owl impression on a supervised outing.
Cato is quite old and very blind. She enjoys sitting on the couch and watching her shows. Walter eats all the food and that's why he's busted out the sides of his cat house.
Here they are watching Cato's spanish soap operas together on the couch, as well as Walter doing his best owl impression on a supervised outing.
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How dare you! I am waiting until I have the time to give each of these the attention they deserve
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That you for sending multiple images. It confirms my suspicions. This is not the normal house cat, it is the rare nubilum catulus, better known to some as the cloudy kitten. He is like puffs of white magic with a face. 15/10
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Cato needed help to face the camera, but Walter was too busy eating her food to help. surprisingly, her wonderful markings actually match up with my rating. 11/10
Walter on the other hand, I'm sorry, he seems to be staring into my soul from that tree… it feels like he is right behind me… 10/10 cans of cat food to distract him while I make my escape
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In school, children might learn about community helpers, but if the school doesn’t teach about Jaeger, can it really be called a school? Look at the focus on her face, how she doesn’t break eye contact with the ball while she poses for the camera. When it is time to work, however, she knows what to do. 13/10
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Please do not submit photos of stuffed animals again. All 3 look extra soft and cuddly, but it delays the rating process when we need to filter out photos on non-dogs
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It is truly a wondrous sight to see stackable cats. The brindle coloring looks almost like a melted Reese’s, while the fluffer on the bottom resembles marshmallow fluff. Total score 32/30, one point was lost because the middle layer doesn’t look as tasty as the others
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She stands, she sits, she makes julienne fries! Her name evokes thoughts as warm and loving as her snuggles. 15/10! Keep learning new things Somer!
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What kind of pupper?
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Oh nice! Some people asked us if that's what Somer is (she's a mini aussie-doodle) so I thought it looked familiar.
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