How to rate cute

[Mark]

She tiny.
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She’s eating out of one of those ketchup containers they have at fast food places for scale.

 

[shortkut]

She tiny.
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Someone got caught trying to pack a doggie bag for later. 8/10 for cuteness, but we’re not buying that faux innocent vibe you’re giving off

 

[Cole]

dear shortkut, this is my best friend Toms dog Lucy.

could you please rate her?

thank you in advance.

 

[shortkut]

dear shortkut, this is my best friend Toms dog Lucy.

could you please rate her?

thank you in advance.

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Oh ny, what a wonderful find! This is a classic Felix the Cat Clock in near mint condition. Bring it to Antiques Roadshow and get it appraised. If you bring it to Pawn Stars, you’d only get $20. Estimated price at auction: up to $650 Source

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Rate me like one of your French doggos?

 

[shortkut]

Rate me like one of your French doggos?
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This socialite kitty deserves to be in first class. Passionate, headstrong, daring. It’s obvious that she has an affinity toward young artists. Unfortunately I have to deduct points for throwing the Paw of the Ocean into the kitty-litter. 2/10. My heart will go on to our next submission.

 

[Jawneh]

Rate my mom's cats please

 

[shortkut]

Rate my mom's cats please

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I’ve never seen a vantablack cat before. This is truly a sight to behold, when you see how that head seems to come out of a black hole. This captures 9.9965/10 of all incoming cuteness

Rate my mom's cats please

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Working hard or hardly working? With this kitty you can’t tell. She makes sure to keep her laptop nearby with a spreadsheet and email draft open at all times. 6/10 cuteness, 12/10 for work ethic

 

[Ben]

This is Sirah. She'll bat your ankles as you go down the stairs whether you think she's cute or not...

 

[Nae'blis]

Rate this little ball of floof I saw outside my apartment building!

 

[Tirith]

Rating time. Two are the same dog, obviously.



Edit: inserted the picture to the text for better quoting

 

[shortkut]

This is Sirah. She'll bat your ankles as you go down the stairs whether you think she's cute or not...

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It’s time to let inspector gadget know we found MAD Cat. Just look at that face, you know a lot of plotting is going on. 10/10 to stay in Dr. Claw’s good graces.

 

[Ben]

It’s time to let inspector gadget know we found MAD Cat. Just look at that face, you know a lot of plotting is going on. 10/10 to stay in Dr. Claw’s good graces.

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...Ironically, I do a really good Dr. Claw voice...

 

[shortkut]

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Rate this little ball of floof I saw outside my apartment building!

Once again I needed to call in an expert. My forensic cuteologist (my 2 year old, again), has informed me that this is the chocolate milk bunny and someone stole all the chocolate. There is some left in the straw, and by looking at the straw we can find who stole the chocolate. 1/10 to equal the amount of chocolate left

 

[shortkut]

Rating time. Two are the same dog, obviously.
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This poor boy is distraught. He wants to go to the beach but can only find 3 of his flip flops. This just won’t do. 7.5/10 - 2.5 for each flip flop he was able to find

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This is a nice rug. The pile is not too long, so it can be vacuumed clean if dog hair relatively easily. Unfortunately there is no dog in this picture and we do not rate rugs.

Rating time. Two are the same dog, obviously.

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It looks like someone got caught in a compromising position with the vacuum. I am going to take this opportunity to once again remind everyone that this is a family establishment. Rating NC-17/10

 

[Tirith]

This is a nice rug. The pile is not too long, so it can be vacuumed clean if dog hair relatively easily. Unfortunately there is no dog in this picture and we do not rate rugs.

He is now depressed for being called a rug. He's sitting on his hill, contemplating jumping off the closest cliff

 

[shortkut]

He is now depressed for being called a rug. He's sitting on his hill, contemplating jumping off the closest cliff

Depression and suicide are serious business. This pup needs to know that he has friends here and we love him just as he is. Rating 988/10 so he knows the three digit number for the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline. Also, if he wore some Hawaiian shirts, he wouldn’t blend into the rug and might be noticed next time

 

[Pun Damage]

Oh, are we doing pet ratings now?

My Lily.

 

[shortkut]

Oh, are we doing pet ratings now?

My Lily.

One does not simply walk this dog to Mordor… but if you do, be sure to bring your dwarf-forged pooper-scooper and elven leash. Rated 1 ring out of 10 (in middle earth, lower scores are better)

 

[Benzine]

This is Jon Snowball.

 

[Benzine]

Here’s a more recent one:

 

[Crystal]

Damn, cute enough to make me want to steal Kut's rating thread and give my own rating!!

 

[shortkut]

Damn, cute enough to make me want to steal Kut's rating thread and give my own rating!!

@Benzine I will rate yours when it I am rested enough to think

 

[Crystal]

@Benzine I will rate yours when it I am rested enough to think

 

[Raposuh]

Here's my parent's cats, kindly rate them.

Cato is quite old and very blind. She enjoys sitting on the couch and watching her shows. Walter eats all the food and that's why he's busted out the sides of his cat house.



Here they are watching Cato's spanish soap operas together on the couch, as well as Walter doing his best owl impression on a supervised outing.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

This is Jaeger (sometimes spelled Yeager because of different languages). She loves ball. She also loves hunting rats and keeping the neighborhood clean.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

She also is so happy when playing ball that she does the happy cry noises.

 

[Tubby23]

What type of dog is she?

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

I believe she's a pointer. She loves to point out rats on walks and if you don't call her back she'll murder them.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

They're doing their best Doug impressions.

 

[Kat]

Henry is enjoying his box, which is just the size he prefers: a teensy bit too small for him. It barely holds together when he curls up in it.

 

[Raposuh]

So do we strip @shortkut of cuterator status at this point orrrrrr

 

[shortkut]

So do we strip @shortkut of cuterator status at this point orrrrrr

How dare you! I am waiting until I have the time to give each of these the attention they deserve

 

[Raposuh]

I change my vote to shortkut in retribution.

Here are pictures of my brothers cats, you may rate them at your leisure.

 

[shortkut]

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This is Jon Snowball.

Here’s a more recent one:

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That you for sending multiple images. It confirms my suspicions. This is not the normal house cat, it is the rare nubilum catulus, better known to some as the cloudy kitten. He is like puffs of white magic with a face. 15/10

 

[shortkut]

Here's my parent's cats, kindly rate them.

Cato is quite old and very blind. She enjoys sitting on the couch and watching her shows. Walter eats all the food and that's why he's busted out the sides of his cat house.

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Here they are watching Cato's spanish soap operas together on the couch, as well as Walter doing his best owl impression on a supervised outing.
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Cato needed help to face the camera, but Walter was too busy eating her food to help. surprisingly, her wonderful markings actually match up with my rating. 11/10

Walter on the other hand, I'm sorry, he seems to be staring into my soul from that tree… it feels like he is right behind me… 10/10 cans of cat food to distract him while I make my escape

 

[shortkut]

This is Jaeger (sometimes spelled Yeager because of different languages). She loves ball. She also loves hunting rats and keeping the neighborhood clean.
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In school, children might learn about community helpers, but if the school doesn’t teach about Jaeger, can it really be called a school? Look at the focus on her face, how she doesn’t break eye contact with the ball while she poses for the camera. When it is time to work, however, she knows what to do. 13/10

 

[shortkut]

They're doing their best Doug impressions.

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Please do not submit photos of stuffed animals again. All 3 look extra soft and cuddly, but it delays the rating process when we need to filter out photos on non-dogs

 

[shortkut]

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Henry is enjoying his box, which is just the size he prefers: a teensy bit too small for him. It barely holds together when he curls up in it.

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A purrr-fact example of “if I fits, I sits”
1483/1000, one point for each LEGO piece from the kit that was once in the box where he now resides

 

[shortkut]

I change my vote to shortkut in retribution.

Here are pictures of my brothers cats, you may rate them at your leisure.

It is truly a wondrous sight to see stackable cats. The brindle coloring looks almost like a melted Reese’s, while the fluffer on the bottom resembles marshmallow fluff. Total score 32/30, one point was lost because the middle layer doesn’t look as tasty as the others

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

She stand up. She sit down

 

[shortkut]

She stand up. She sit down

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She stands, she sits, she makes julienne fries! Her name evokes thoughts as warm and loving as her snuggles. 15/10! Keep learning new things Somer!

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

I'm on a work trip this week and can't see Somer in person for a few days

 

[Fool's Requiem]

caught this guy napping

 

[Mark]

Does this count?


You’ve seen the chick arguing with the cat meme a million times. Feast your eyes on the point asserting dog.

 

[Nae'blis]

A new little pupper in the family!

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

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A new little pupper in the family!

What kind of pupper?

 

[Nae'blis]

It's a Maltipoo, 8 weeks old!

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

It's a Maltipoo, 8 weeks old!

Oh nice! Some people asked us if that's what Somer is (she's a mini aussie-doodle) so I thought it looked familiar.

 

[shortkut]

I will reply