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Oh, also she kept her own last name. I guess for the time being we can call her Activities Adjacent or something.Happy Birthday, Mrs. Activities!
Wow, moving on up!She also recently got a promotion shortly after her union negotiated a raise and back pay for the past year for her. She's got some good shit to celebrate all around.
What Alu Wants, What Alu NeedsWe we at her friend's birthday party last night: asian style karaoke bar (where you rent rooms for your party). I got called out to sing because for a while I was the only guy, and the entire time I was the only white guy. Why yes, I absolutely crushed the Backstreet Boys. I also got put in charge of singing "What a Girl Wants" to close out the night, because obviously I had the best knowledge on the situation.
Mrs. Activities-Alu-Nipple-AdjacentOh, also she kept her own last name. I guess for the time being we can call her Activities Adjacent or something.
Appropriate and Appreciated!Happy birthday to your better half, happy early anniversary to you both, and have a new name to commemorate the occasion.
I feel like we don't need to know what's going on in your bedroom later.Appropriate and Appreciated!
I feel like we don't need to know what's going on in your bedroom later.
Now you HAVE to do it. Don't be a pussy, Mark, do it.Look, 20 years ago I would have thrown “Anal Adventure” somewhere in that username to fit the theme. Don’t tempt me.
Now you HAVE to do it. Don't be a pussy, Mark, do it.
Beautiful. Well done sir.Fuckin’ peer pressure. Got me again. Fine. I didn’t say what arrangement, so this is fun.
Beautiful. Well done sir.
He's having the anal anniversary adventure activities.Best part is? He isn’t online right now, so he’ll have to see it the next time he visits.
He's having the anal anniversary adventure activities.
I’ll be every bastard under the sun until he makes his way here and sees it was your fault. Then I’ll just be the regular bastard I usually am.