Zell Wolf GWF Zell Wolf Version X: "I wanna be a blitzball" Day 1

[Jawneh]

Benzine is soooo last game

Ooo, Tommy just called you a hasbeen.

If I had a suitable role I'd have already put my hand up to die because I know how difficult it's going to be to get people to do this.

Ah well. I gotta try until it finally happens.

 

[Local Hero]

Yes, I read that Local is defensive about shortkut for some reason.

Only that you're not providing any rationale, and I wanted to tag him so he can give some input on his inevitable death.

 

[Benzine]

Ooo, Tommy just called you a hasbeen.


Ah well. I gotta try until it finally happens.

i'm a neverwas

 

[Local Hero]

I only asked what you three had in common. Why so defensive?

I also never understood this question?

 

[Smacktard]

I've gotta finish up some stuff at work. I don't feel like shortkut is the best option, unless he agrees that his role sucks.

You can't just say this and not support it with any justification.

Only that you're not providing any rationale, and I wanted to tag him so he can give some input on his inevitable death.

Yes I am. The rationale is that it's better to MAYBE get a wolf kill than to definitely lose a townie.

And shortkut is giving me sus vibes.

 

[TD]

Poor Raine.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Yes, I read that Local is defensive about shortkut for some reason.

I only asked what you three had in common. Why so defensive?

I'm not defensive. I'm asking for a reason to believe you and you still haven't.

 

[TD]

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Yes I am. The rationale is that it's better to MAYBE get a wolf kill than to definitely lose a townie.

And shortkut is giving me sus vibes.

So statistics and vibes are the reason I should believe you.

 

[TD]

Everyone vote for shortkut. Wolves' lynch is guaranteed unless we out-lynch them. If everyone votes for shortkut, we at least have a CHANCE of lynching a wolf.

Also if you want to metagame, vote for shortkut in the poll too so we can informally track who did/didn't play along lel

Kell, are you the Headhunter?

 

[Smacktard]

I'm not defensive. I'm asking for a reason to believe you and you still haven't.

What do you not believe? That wolves will have a guaranteed lynch if we don't unite around a specific player as a town?

Or that you think I may secretly be the head hunter?

How about a gambit then -- I agree that we switch off of shortkut to a target YOU choose -- but if you get it wrong, the town comes for you next?

 

[Smacktard]

So statistics and vibes are the reason I should believe you.

I don't hear you coming up with plans, only critiques.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

What do you not believe? That wolves will have a guaranteed lynch if we don't unite around a specific player as a town?

Or that you think I may secretly be the head hunter?

How about a gambit then -- I agree that we switch off of shortkut to a target YOU choose -- but if you get it wrong, the town comes for you next?

I have no reason to believe any role you tell me you are, you could be a townie who is truly trustworthy here, you could be a headhunter, you could be a wolf trying to guarantee a lynch of a townie.

 

[Local Hero]

I actually get Kelly's rationale.

If Kelly is a townie, he's avoiding a 100% wolf kill (possibly an important role loss)

If Kelly is a wolf, they probably have the votes to get a townie kill, so why bother.

I think it makes sense

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

I don't hear you coming up with plans, only critiques.

Your plan initially was just "trust me bro"

I agree we need to try and counteract the wolves. But before you came out saying it was just because of vibes you literally just plopped a name out there and expected everyone to follow suit.

 

[Local Hero]

I have no reason to believe any role you tell me you are, you could be a townie who is truly trustworthy here, you could be a headhunter, you could be a wolf trying to guarantee a lynch of a townie.

I did not think about head hunter. Yikes

 

[GwJumpman]

If Smacktard could be the Headhunter and some think he's acting like it, why not vote for Smacktard instead of Shortkut instead (assuming we're just throwing darts here)? It would be disastrous if this was all just one big juke and he was the Fool hoping to go super hard and win off of it, but if that's not the case he's as good as a guess as Shortkut would be wouldn't he?

 

[Smacktard]

Your plan initially was just "trust me bro"

I agree we need to try and counteract the wolves. But before you came out saying it was just because of vibes you literally just plopped a name out there and expected everyone to follow suit.

Wolf is literally Trust Me Bro: The Game.

We have no other actionable information today, so we can waffle about for another 20 hours going "gee golly I dunno" or we can rally the troops while we have the time to spare.

 

[Smacktard]

If Smacktard could be the Headhunter and some think he's acting like it, why not vote for Smacktard instead of Shortkut instead (assuming we're just throwing darts here)? It would be disastrous if this was all just one big juke and he was the Fool hoping to go super hard and win off of it, but if that's not the case he's as good as a guess as Shortkut would be wouldn't he?

I know I'm not the RV role, but if the town unanimously agreed to vote for me, I support it:
On the condition that they vote for Alu next

 

[Local Hero]

@GwJumpman has a good point. If Kelly's plan is sound, but we don't want Kelly's pick, we could pick someone else.

I could nominate a few choices or see how this is received first, town's choice (no wolves allowed).

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Wolf is literally Trust Me Bro: The Game.

We have no other actionable information today, so we can waffle about for another 20 hours going "gee golly I dunno" or we can rally the troops while we have the time to spare.

It is, but I was waiting for something like "it's just vibes" or "I have actual information"

Like I said, prior to you saying it was just vibes you gave literally nothing other than "EVERYONE DO THIS"

 

[GwJumpman]

What does RV mean?

 

[Local Hero]

I know I'm not the RV role, but if the town unanimously agreed to vote for me, I support it:
On the condition that they vote for Alu next

I retract my wut emote.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

I know I'm not the RV role, but if the town unanimously agreed to vote for me, I support it:
On the condition that they vote for Alu next

If I were to pick someone it would be Dean and not you. Based on what he's said so far it sounds like he's somehow (for the second game in a row) alluding to having the same role as me.

 

[Smacktard]

@GwJumpman has a good point. If Kelly's plan is sound, but we don't want Kelly's pick, we could pick someone else.

I could nominate a few choices or see how this is received first, town's choice (no wolves allowed).

Of course, the fear here is that the ACTUAL fool/headhunter wins from the lynch, but fuck it. I'll support it.

 

[TD]

Guys I'm just gonna say it.

We have time.

Slow down.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

If I were to pick someone it would be Dean and not you. Based on what he's said so far it sounds like he's somehow (for the second game in a row) alluding to having the same role as me.

To be clear, not the same role we had last game, just that once again we've randomly been assigned the same role.

 

[Local Hero]

 

[Smacktard]

If I were to pick someone it would be Dean and not you. Based on what he's said so far it sounds like he's somehow (for the second game in a row) alluding to having the same role as me.

I can get behind this. Again, on the condition that by nominating Dean you're putting your neck on the line for the next vote.

Guys I'm just gonna say it.

We have time.

Slow down.

You've changed, man

 

[TD]

You've changed, man

Episode 2.

 

[Smacktard]

ok good night town, I love you

I look forward to waking up tomorrow to see My Plan rebranded as Someone Else's Plan

I will lol heartily if that Someone Else ends up being the headhunter

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

I can get behind this. Again, on the condition that by nominating Dean you're putting your neck on the line for the next vote.

You've changed, man

I'm not at the point where I'd say it officially yet. I'd like to hear more from Dean before. He could potentially be claiming something else which would take away from the weirdness of it.

 

[TD]

Personally I'm considering anyone pushing a single name right now to be the Headhunter candidate.

 

[Local Hero]

I would really like to hear from
@VashTheStampede
@Kat

 

[TD]

I would really like to hear from
@VashTheStampede
@Kat

Out here faking Voodoo again eh?

 

[Local Hero]

TD, quit sus'ing me!

 

[TD]

TD, quit sus'ing me!

Why?

 

[Local Hero]

Out here faking Voodoo again eh?

Maybe we have two lol

 

[Local Hero]

Why?

I'm fragile

 

[shortkut]

I’d rather a wolf eat me at night than lynch me during the day

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

I would really like to hear from
@VashTheStampede
@Kat

@VashTheStampede is busy eating cookies and @Kat is busy making the same cookies @Christina showed off

 

[TD]

@VashTheStampede is busy eating cookies and @Kat is busy making the same cookies @Christina showed off

 

[Local Hero]

I’d rather a wolf eat me at night than lynch me during the day

If you're solo killer, you can't be killed by wolves at night

 

[Local Hero]

Christina is reacting lol

 

[TD]

Of course, we mentioned cookies.

I wonder who will get to meet their baker next after Raine.

 

[shortkut]

Also: alchemist should target Kelly with the death potion in case he is fool trying to get lynched

 

[shortkut]

If you're solo killer, you can't be killed by wolves at night

If I was the solo killer, I wouldn’t have said anything, so get out of my face

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Also: alchemist should target Kelly with the death potion in case he is fool trying to get lynched

While also drinking the other of their potions for the second night in a row.

 

[TD]

Alchemist probably means two dead tomorrow then, right?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm fragile