Grave Mistakes Were Made

[Ants!]

But don't worry — you're not bitter. Just decomposing.

Normal Dead:
shortkut
dimmerwit
Kat
Christina
Quagmire
Local Hero
Smacktard

Dark Death:
Benzine
"Dead Body" (body destroyed)

Heckler:
VashTheStampede

Receptionist:
A Maybe Baker

Janitor:
Mark

Doesn't know what he's doing:
Ants!

 

[Ants!]

Welcome @VashTheStampede

 

[VashTheStampede]

IM DEAD

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

Alu is the talk-to-the-dead person, however there's no point giving him access at the moment because nobody's dead yet.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Oh I'm not dead

I am Uatu

 

[VashTheStampede]

I sticka da thread

 

[Ants!]

I sticka da thread

 

[VashTheStampede]

GOOD

 

[Ants!]

@Mark please give access to @Benzine and @shortkut

 

[Mark]

@Mark please give access to @Benzine and @shortkut

Oh, this is going on now? Heads up, Vash still has access. I can't remember if he's supposed to or not, let me know if he should be removed. I'm adding those two now.

 

[Ants!]

Vash is cool, he's not playing.

 

[Mark]

Vash is cool, he's not playing.

 

[shortkut]

Can I quest from the dead thread?

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ants!]

Can I quest from the dead thread?

No but you can pretend to. I'll get you a Fisher Price set.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ants!]

Benzine you died a normal death and can say whatever you like. Shortkut you died a dark death so you can hangout and shitpost but no sharing relevant game information you've learned since your soul was fed to the dark god like a spicy McChicken.

 

[Benzine]

why are these acolytes xenophobes

 

[VashTheStampede]

@Mark please give access to @Benzine and @shortkut

Alas, poor Jorik. I knew him well.

 

[shortkut]

Benzine you died a normal death and can say whatever you like. Shortkut you died a dark death so you can hangout and shitpost but no sharing relevant game information you've learned since your soul was fed to the dark god like a spicy McChicken.

Good thing I know nothing. Can I share details about any actions I did or nothing game related at all?

 

[Ants!]

Good thing I know nothing. Can I share details about any actions I did or nothing game related at all?

Nothing game related until the game is over.

 

[shortkut]

Nothing game related until the game is over.

In that case I’d like to quest at skyward tower

 

[Ants!]

That's my johnson when I'm lying on my back.

 

[shortkut]

That's my johnson when I'm lying on my back.

Rolling

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ants!]

@Mark can you give access to @dimmerwit when you get a chance? Thanks.

 

[Mark]

@Mark can you give access to @dimmerwit when you get a chance? Thanks.

He's added.

 

[Ants!]

Dimmerwit you died a normal death so a revive is still possible, assuming anyone out there is both able and willing to revive an acolyte.

 

[VashTheStampede]

See cause he was in the Acolytes

 

[shortkut]

Who put the bounty on my head? Also, @Ants! let me quest!

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Ants!]

Who put the bounty on my head? Also, @Ants! let me quest!

If you want to do fake quests just for funsies I don't mind. Lmao

 

[shortkut]

Yes. We can do them publicly here, I don’t mind.

Sky tower plz

 

[Ants!]

Yes. We can do them publicly here, I don’t mind.

Sky tower plz

OK. When I'm caught up on the quests from living players. You can do your own die rolls.

 

[shortkut]

OK. When I'm caught up on the quests from living players. You can do your own die rolls.

Fuck the living

 

[Ants!]

Fuck the living

That's what I would recommend. Their bodies are still warm.

 

[Ants!]

Benzine you died a normal death and can say whatever you like. Shortkut you died a dark death so you can hangout and shitpost but no sharing relevant game information you've learned since your soul was fed to the dark god like a spicy McChicken.

I should have had coffee first. Just realizing I got this completely backwards. Shortkut died by assassin, so his is the normal death. Benzine died by the acolytes, so his is the dark death.

 

[Ants!]

@Mark, @Fool's Requiem needs access.

 

[Mark]

@Mark, @Fool's Requiem needs access.

He has it.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I should have had coffee first. Just realizing I got this completely backwards. Shortkut died by assassin, so his is the normal death. Benzine died by the acolytes, so his is the dark death.

Pretty slick, making sure to live up to the title of this thread.

 

[Ants!]

Pretty slick, making sure to live up to the title of this thread.

 

[shortkut]

I should have had coffee first. Just realizing I got this completely backwards. Shortkut died by assassin, so his is the normal death. Benzine died by the acolytes, so his is the dark death.

Lucky me. I shot @Fool's Requiem because I thought he was bad but I was wrong. He should have been an adventurer

The next on my sus list (actually first) was Tommy.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

haha, oops.

I must have missed when Quagmire was confirmed good.

Do I get the Tubby badge or does that not count here?

 

[Ants!]

Updated the first post to help me keep track.

 

[shortkut]

haha, oops.

I must have missed when Quagmire was confirmed good.

Do I get the Tubby badge or does that not count here?

I gave it to you as penance for shooting you

 

[Ants!]

haha, oops.

I must have missed when Quagmire was confirmed good.

Do I get the Tubby badge or does that not count here?

We talked about making badges for this game last time but nobody had any ideas. This could be one.

 

[Ants!]

Paladon't

 

[Fool's Requiem]

well, I have no other hunches. i was hoping someone would have information i could act upon, but Zell being Assassin wasn't something I could act upon.

I wonder if Kelly is bad.

 

[Ants!]

well, I have no other lunches.