Game: The Quest for 69 (the Fourtwentening)

[Dungeon Master]

Maybe you have to rub Mai'cokk for good luck!

 

[TD]

...okay all my dice luck is now gone.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Damn. You don't get nothin' for a 100, but that's a nice roll.

 

[VashTheStampede]

...okay all my dice luck is now gone.

Here comes another 2 weeks of single digits in the campaign.

Ok, Sex Fort is full, let's open the Fornication Castle...

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

99 problems?

 

[TD]

Here comes another 2 weeks of single digits in the campaign.

but can Dude survive it again?

 

[Nac McWeeble]

but can Dude survive it again?

Find out, when Lost Mines of Phandelver returns! But first, a few words from our sponsors!

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

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And now, back to your Daily 69's!

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Sex fort 2: The Reckoning

WELCOME TO THE CLUB!

Here's my attempt to break all you others' hearts.

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Holy close Batman

EDIT - Thanks, @Ben, for allowing me the privilege of having a unique badge for being the first.

 

[Nac McWeeble]

WELCOME TO THE CLUB!

Here's my attempt to break all you others' hearts.

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

So we've had rolls of 67, 68, and 69 so far today.

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

I rolled the anti-69 that is 31. Purely out of spite for the commercial break I assume.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

I’ll try to 69 at work

 

[VashTheStampede]

My phone is at 69%

 

[Magni Kragtail]

67

 

[TD]

First 69 of the day.

 

[Short Order]

Good morning world. Please 69 with me.

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

Time for some sixty-nice.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

There’s 6-9 inches of snow on my car this morning

 

[Nac McWeeble]

Lets go for a twofer!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Not happening today

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

3×23=

 

[VashTheStampede]

3×23=

 

[Magni Kragtail]

lol sex

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Taking names and breaking hearts.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Not feeling it's likely...

 

[TD]

In to reverse my dice luck.

 

[Kutshort Yes]

New day, new roll

 

[VashTheStampede]

Go go 1% chance

 

[Short Order]

There are already two people who have gotten the 69. How can there be a third?

 

[Nac McWeeble]

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Everyone is so close yet so far... Me and @Nae'blis just out here for the funsies now.

EDIT - Oh, my favorite number!

 

[Nac McWeeble]

I had a vision of a new badge. If someone manages to get 3 69's... "Thrice Nice Dice". Boom.

 

[Dungeon Master]

 

[Cookie Sweetmead]

 

[Magni Kragtail]

haha cum

 

[VashTheStampede]

Another day another sex roll

 

[VashTheStampede]

AGAIN?

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Short Order]

Another day another sex roll

Will I roll the 6 to go along with this?

 

[TD]

 

[Zesty Zapcrackle]

Tryin for Vash's 6 again. He's my wingman after all.

EDIT - 5 + 4 = 9!

 

[Dungeon Master]

Feelin' lucky today.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Haha, feelings ain't fuck.

 

[Nac McWeeble]

 

[Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd]

 

[Kutshort Yes]

Another day another sex roll

That’s what she said