Futurama Quote Thread?

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Daffodil.

 

[Cole]

oh! is it please?

 

[Crystal]

Antiquing?

 

[shortkut]

Alright, look, our policy is: If for any reason you're not completely satisfied... I hate you.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Tell them I hate them.

 

[Cole]

tell my wife I said, "hello"

 

[Crystal]

We're owl exterminators...

 

[shortkut]

To shreds you say?

 

[Crystal]

Was his apartment rent controlled?

 

[Dean]

Was his apartment rent controlled?

This looks like a good place to take a dump.

 

[Crystal]

We'll hit it with a blast from our spice weasel!

 

[Dean]

We'll hit it with a blast from our spice weasel!

What if the secret ingredient is... people!?

 

[Crystal]

If it's chicken, chicken a la king, if it's fish, fish a la king, if it's turkey, fish a la king

 

[Dean]

She's built like a steakhouse, yet handles like a bistro.

 

[shortkut]

Oh, Bender. You didn't touch the Crushinator, did you?

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Wait a minute, Bender's name isn't Bonder - it's Bender!

 

[Cole]

wait a minute. Benders name isn't Bonder. ITS BENDER

Wait a minute, Bender's name isn't Bonder - it's Bender!

I ALREADY DID

 

[A Stud-Finder]

I ALREADY DID

No I'm doesn't.

 

[shortkut]

I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?

 

[Cole]

how about a hand recount?

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

AROOOOOOO

 

[Cole]

EVIL LINCOLN!

 

[Crystal]

The time is 7:59 and the robot polls are now opening. And the robot vote is in. Nixon has won!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Awww, Chester A. Arthur fall down.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

You should have.

 

[Crystal]

Everyone take a Franklenator!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Real holographic simulated Evil Lincoln is BAAAACK!

 

[Cole]

Real holographic simulated Evil Lincoln is BAAAACK!

Indeed

 

[shortkut]

So I’m on a flight back from Cleveland and they have 10 futurama episodes available to watch. They only picked the sad episodes to be available

 

[dimmerwit]

Surely the sad episodes should be on flights to Ohio?

 

[shortkut]

Surely the sad episodes should be on flights to Ohio?

The flight there is sad enough by itself

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Ohio is sad and you should be feel sad.

 

[shortkut]

Ohio is sad and you should be feel sad.

I would have felt even worse had I opted to watch futurama

 

[BigDaddy]

Ohio is sad and you should be feel sad.

No I'm... doesn't.