Funny/Neutral Political Signs

[Fool's Requiem]

People in my neighborhood have started putting their ugly political signs up in their lawns. Help me combat them by finding my own stupid pointless political sign I can put in my lawn. It can't actually lean one way or another, I would prefer not to have discussions with neighbors about actual politics in the event we actually interacted for a bit. Been looking in Amazon, and have found a couple decent candidates. Looking for potential suggestions. There are far too many Wu-Tang ones out there.

Solid ones I found:

"I just wanted a sign."

"Zombie Apocalypse/Giant Meteor 2024, just end it already"

"Tacos Burritos 2024. Everbody chill. Let's get some food"

"This sign will totally make you vote differently"

 

[Mark]

Can’t find the sign version right now because, of course, I’m looking for it, but…

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Can’t find the sign version right now because, of course, I’m looking for it, but…

View attachment 20958

I was looking for Pinky and the Brain stuff, but I feel like if there was a sign, it would be hard to read.

 

[Mark]

I was looking for Pinky and the Brain stuff, but I feel like if there was a sign, it would be hard to read.

Sounds like you need a large flag to me.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Garfield 2024
Ban Mondays
Make lasagna the national food