Florida Man

[Kat]

Okay, here's a much less shitty one. Right up the alley of Florida Man Weird.

Less shitty but ewww on so many levels.

 

[Mark]

Less shitty but ewww on so many levels.

Southern folks, dude… I’m telling you… it ain’t JUST Florida.

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[Kat]

Southern folks, dude… I’m telling you… it ain’t JUST Florida.

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I have so many questions and that "article" answered none of them.

 

[Mark]

I have so many questions and that "article" answered none of them.

I’m pretty sure it was debunked at some point, but it’s still a funny story and completely believable in these trying times.

 

[Kat]

I’m pretty sure it was debunked at some point, but it’s still a funny story and completely believable in these trying times.

Aww, how disappointing. That makes more sense though. How could you even get to the point where you're tickling someone's butthole without them realizing you're up to no good?

 

[Mark]

Aww, how disappointing. That makes more sense though. How could you even get to the point where you're tickling someone's butthole without then realizing you're up to no good?

You raise a very valid point. I can’t imagine any scenario where someone would just be like “oh, they’re doing no harm… just looking to do a little tickling” and then going about their business without at least asking a question or three.

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Florida man pulled gun at Starbucks over cream cheese

I mean.. I get it

 

[Webster]

Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit

Ted Cruz got a side job, didn't he?