Dead

[dimmerwit]

Tommy right now.

 

[Local Hero]

From frozen, tots are pretty good.
Fresh fries are hard to beat, but obviously take more work.

 

[canadaguy]

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Tommy right now.

How's that door supposed to close?

 

[Christina]

How's that door supposed to close?

Everytime I see a picture like that I wonder why we are supposed to be afraid of AI

 

[Christina]

The way I see it, the wolves are going to win. Now we can prolong that, have a slow boring few day phases, and a much longer dead thread to read… or we can just vote to cremate Jawneh and get started with the next signup thread tomorrow

Shit, guys, we only got 5 pages. We need to get some work done and give kut more to read when he gets here!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Shit, guys, we only got 5 pages. We need to get some work done and give kut more to read when he gets here!

that seems like too much work

 

[canadaguy]

Shit, guys, we only got 5 pages. We need to get some work done and give kut more to read when he gets here!

He ain't gonna read shit. Only the last post

 

[Local Hero]

@shortkut

 

[dimmerwit]

How's that door supposed to close?

Who knows?

I was more preoccupied by how water is gushing out of the top of the fridge too.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

How many people does Jawneh, the Ritualist, have doused?

 

[Local Hero]

How many people does Jawneh, the Ritualist, have doused?

2 wolves according to Zell in dead thread

 

[Local Hero]

Everyone is making interesting choices tonight.

Jawneh dousing two wolves.

Wolves not going for Kat. I understand she’ll be protected, but you only need to stop the second rock. So try to kill her tonight, get blocked by Tommy, then kill her the next night.

Be very interested in who Kat rocks. Maybe shortkut, maybe that’s why Jawneh saved him yesterday?

Didn't say which wolves though

 

[dimmerwit]

Or if it was the same wolf that Kat has thrown a rock at.

 

[canadaguy]

Or if it was the same wolf that Kat has thrown a rock at.

Do we know Kat rocked a wolf?

 

[dimmerwit]

Do we know Kat rocked a wolf?

Haha. Not that it mattered, but no, you didn't.

 

[shortkut]

It is what it is. I debated it but for some dumb reason I thought I would have more time. I never really expect to be killed or anybody to do a seer on me. I normally float around in a weird middle ground of sus and left for later.

We seered you and figured out your role

But like 2 red ladies eh?

Town of floozies

Good town to live it, right?

Shitty luck and some terrible fucking reads too

this is why I don’t read

I think the start may have been the reads were unfortunately somewhat convenient. I was a little shocked when he said he was hit by the rock the first time though. I actually believed he would have done the reads he did.

But then I also apparently accidentally implied I was going to visit him at night and ended up dead. So I guess that didn't help. I wasn't trying to imply anything though, I was actually choosing between Kat and Jawneh right as the day was ending.

i tried to take full advantage of you appearing to be suspicious of him and his weak defense of dimmerwit to paint him as a wolf

If it makes you feel better, the Arso completely cannibalized the wolves. The wolves went Christina primary target, and canadaguy backup if she was dead. lolz.

yeah, that sucked

Let's see. Local, Tommy and Kat are town. Vash, kut, and Quagmire wolves. Jawneh is the arsonist.

I assume that's why Vash put Jawneh's name out there with Ben, because he would of course be the next target of Ben came up dead. Which was a good chance with being rocked the day before.

i think it was vibes for Jawneh. We seered you that night not him

I mean he kind of has a point about the wolves. Like all they've really done is kill a dead body, and the weirdo trying to have sex with it.

technically correct, the best kind of correct

Yes! Keep believing I'm not an idiot and somebody is coming back!

I mentioned a few times in the wolf thread that I thought you were killed before you expected and were waiting for a good target to use it on or it was in Tommy and we weren’t getting anyone back

I'd hate to see shortkut try to follow any sort of instruction manual

ikea manuals are pictures only

shortkut just eating peanut butter straight out the jar because the last step says "Enjoy"

you say that like it’s a bad thing

Shit, guys, we only got 5 pages. We need to get some work done and give kut more to read when he gets here!

I’m not mad, just disappointed in the amount of shitposting here

He ain't gonna read shit. Only the last post

I’m just looking at the pictures

@shortkut

 

[Jawneh]

It's on Vash. I should have went with what I thought would be the funniest and put it on Alu, so he could sleep with somebody else and kill himself again, but no, I tried to be logical. I also for some reason did not think I would be targeted that night. Apparently I was super murdered and had no prayer.

I never joke about the job of a ritualist. As your senior, I hope this is a good lesson for the next time you're on the clock. You asked for assistance and suggested Alu is a good lad.

Have we done a vote on which is better. Fries, tots, or onions rings?

I used to not enjoy tots at all, these days I prefer then over fries. Onion rings, depends on the day. Sometimes I want then over any form of potato.

 

[VashTheStampede]

French fries are literally my favorite food

Optimal ketchup delivery vehicles

 

[A Punched Face]

I forgot this was the topic of discussion here. French fries are still good stuff.

Poutine is the ultimate transformation of them.

 

[Jawneh]

Gotta love a good delicious poutine.

The question about poutines though... Curds or shredded cheese.

 

[A Punched Face]

Gotta love a good delicious poutine.

The question about poutines though... Curds or shredded cheese.

Squeaky curds.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I didn't know shredded cheese was even an option

 

[shortkut]

Only had curds for poutine

 

[dimmerwit]

I didn't know shredded cheese was even an option

It isn't.

The court has spoken!

 

[Quagmire]

French fries are literally my favorite food

Optimal ketchup delivery vehicles

Love fries

Hate Ketchup

 

[Jawneh]

I didn't know shredded cheese was even an option

Only had curds for poutine

Sometimes times are tough and there's no curds at the local store.

Freshly shredded is obviously optimal, but bagged stuff works IMO when you're lazy.

 

[canadaguy]

I forgot this was the topic of discussion here. French fries are still good stuff.

Poutine is the ultimate transformation of them.

Poutine also functions as a whole meal better than the others

 

[canadaguy]

Sometimes times are tough and there's no curds at the local store.

In those times we don't have poutine then

 

[Jawneh]

In those times we don't have poutine then

1) I'm not in the promised land of poutine
2) I'm also a filthy immigrant

Feel free to lynch me right away next game though. I do my best though with what I got.

 

[canadaguy]

Up here, almost every fast food place has poutine as a side option, and it is never not atrocious

 

[Jawneh]

The people have been desensitized to proper poutine. Also even though I live in northern NY, I've never seen poutine as a side. Only ever as the main thing. I can appreciate that.

 

[canadaguy]

I imagine it's probably a Canada only thing

 

[A Punched Face]

I imagine it's probably a Canada only thing

Possibly some places in northern Vermont do as well thanks to gravy osmosis from Quebec.

 

[Local Hero]

I'm vegetarian and don't really ever make gravy. We did make poutine once with vegetarian gravy and it was amazing (for our standards).

 

[shortkut]

I'm vegetarian

This is why you can never be a wolf

 

[Christina]

I have had poutine before. It was very good. Chili cheese on fries is superior though.

 

[Local Hero]

Back in college days there was a restaurant called Fat Sandwich.

Their main sandwich had chicken tenders, mozzarella sticks, and French fries. So good.

 

[Quagmire]

@dimmerwit

I did not stutter I don't like sugar tomato paste

 

[dimmerwit]

The sugar is essential for balancing the acidity of the tomato, leaving nowt but a pleasant tang lingering happily in the mouth.

 

[Jon]

Poutine also functions as a whole meal better than the others

The only thing with poutine is I always feel so hungry again a few hours later.

Not that I actually feel hunger, but still.

 

[shortkut]

The only thing with poutine is I always feel so hungry again a few hours later.

Not that I actually feel hunger, but still.

So just order a larger size of poutine

 

[Jon]

So just order a larger size of poutine

I wouldn't be able to finish it.

And why are there two "Huh?"'s Did I not speak English?

 

[shortkut]

I wouldn't be able to finish it.

And why are there two "Huh?"'s Did I not speak English?

Then you have leftovers. This isn’t that complicated

 

[Jon]

Then you have leftovers. This isn’t that complicated

Soggy fries aren't my favorite.

 

[canadaguy]

I wouldn't be able to finish it.

And why are there two "Huh?"'s Did I not speak English?

You said you feel hungry but you don't feel hungry

 

[shortkut]

Soggy fries aren't my favorite.

Reheat in oven or preferably air fryer. No longer soggy

 

[VashTheStampede]

Probably just needs a Snickers

 

[VashTheStampede]

Reheat in oven or preferably air fryer. No longer soggy

Air Fryer being able to rejuvenate fries has been a game changer in my life

 

[Jon]

You said you feel hungry but you don't feel hungry

I don't feel hunger. That is accurate.

I had gastric bypass in 2013. The part of your stomach that generates the hormone that tells your brain you're hungry is removed. So I haven't felt hunger in 11 years.

But your internal clock gets fine tuned to know "Hey you need to eat" even if you don't feel hunger.

 

[Kat]

@Zell 17 i'll give you another good role next game if you finally give me a good role next time you host

I'm willing to make deals like this, just FYI.

I do think we need to switch from numbers to something else. People can not help doing 69....

I disagree. We only went to numbers to prevent the same people from being constantly killed the first night. If #6 is always targeted, it's fine, because it's not the same person every time.

Kut is now either bluffing or has forgotten the rule tweak Zell made.

IMO he pays a lot more attention than he pretends to.

I don't feel hunger. That is accurate.

I had gastric bypass in 2013. The part of your stomach that generates the hormone that tells your brain you're hungry is removed. So I haven't felt hunger in 11 years.

But your internal clock gets fine tuned to know "Hey you need to eat" even if you don't feel hunger.

I get this. I know when I need to eat but I hardly ever feel actually hungry.

As for fries vs tots vs onion rings, I'm generally on team fries (with salt and pepper, no ketchup), although there's a restaurant near me which has incredible cajun tots. Onion rings are delicious, but I hardly ever eat them because I prefer fries.