Come up with new usernames for me

[A Punched Face]

Some trends never die. My name has now been changed at least twice (both today). If you come up with a winning suggestion you'll win the joy of knowing you came up with a stupid name for a person who sucks.

Only rules:

1. Needs to begin with an A
2. Can't be straight up insulting or offensive

Example name:
Anatomically Incorrect

 

[Crystal]

Al
Alucard Returns
AVeryLongUsernameNeedsNoSpaces
AllBostonTeamsSuck
Apple Pie
Acorn
Amplified
Alfred
Atomic Wedgie
A 2000s Reference
Atrium
A Whee!
Aww Na
Awful
Alert
Attention

 

[A Punched Face]

An Butt
Abe Simpson

 

[Crystal]

Abu
A Boob
A Boo!

 

[Cole]

An Butt
Abe Simpson

pretty sure I did Abe and another Simpson's ref.

 

[Mark]

Since this whole thing is a sucky throwback…

AppleBottomJeansBootsW/DAFURRR

 

[Boots]

AIDS
Antsy!
Ants!!
Andlolsex

 

[Danny]

Abu

 

[Lunar Kreskents]

Another member
asdlfjlsakjfs
Approved, probably
Abductee

 

[A Punched Face]

Someone mentioned shortkut in another thread, so in honor of him:

AK47timesbetterthanC

 

[A Punched Face]

Did you know that apparently you can change your own name here? I actually don't know if that's true, because if there's a button for it I'll never get to see it with how often everyone else changes it.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Alu's Secret Twin

 

[Boots]

Ula

 

[A Punched Face]

Ula

Boo. Fails rule 1.

Adverbly Adjective

 

[Boots]

Antelope
Abra Kadabra
Amaloo

 

[A Punched Face]

Antelope
Abra Kadabra
Amaloo

Much better.

Awesomely Awful

 

[A Punched Face]

Oh hey, this is a fun feature:


Looks like it took a few days to get things kicked off, but that I'm averaging about 1 username per day at this point, with the number trending up (especially thanks to what appears to have been a typo on the one I have now).

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Oh hey, this is a fun feature:
View attachment 238

Looks like it took a few days to get things kicked off, but that I'm averaging about 1 username per day at this point, with the number trending up (especially thanks to what appears to have been a typo on the one I have now).

I miss Argon (18).

 

[A Punched Face]

I miss Argon (18).

It was a good one. Alas, it was determined that I'm not noble enough to represent it.

 

[The Flame]

Ayy lmao
Angry Joe
Applebee's 2 for $20 Deal
Anal Gland
Air Bud

 

[Jawneh]

Alibaba.com

I mean, obviously.

 

[Crystal]

About.com
Al Dente
Ah-So
Anchovy
Almond Joy Boy
Alien's Ant Farm
Area 52
Achoo
Asneeze
Alakazam

 

[shortkut]

Someone mentioned shortkut in another thread, so in honor of him:

AK47timesbetterthanC

Don’t make me start the revolution again

Edit: fuck the person referenced before

 

[Boots]

Ask Jeeves

 

[Boots]

Alutiiq

 

[Lunar Kreskents]

Albert
Al Capone
Alopecia
All Birds
Aloha
Altimate Measure of a Man
Alone

 

[shortkut]

An Alu by Anyother name

 

[A Punched Face]

Albert
Al Capone
Alopecia
All Birds
Aloha
Altimate Measure of a Man
Alone

I do have a lot of those.

 

[Nae'blis]

An Unusual Amount Of Names

 

[Jawneh]

https://gyazo.com/b985093b3a52edad7918b6dce5eb273d

Spot the three names.

 

[Boots]

"Sarah's Sex Puppet"!

That's me!

 

[A Punched Face]

https://gyazo.com/b985093b3a52edad7918b6dce5eb273d

Spot the three names.

Wait holy shit. That's 3 names I completely forgot about...time to update my list...

 

[Jawneh]

Fairly sure you had Angstrom

 

[A Punched Face]

Fairly sure you had Angstrom

I know I had the symbol for it, did I also have it spelled out? That certainly is possible.

 

[Dean]

America Online Free Trial
Armentières
Aubrey Edwards
As Long As You Love Me
Am I Dreaming?
Assistant Apprentice

 

[Scott]

A Generic Namechange
Absolutely not Alu
An Adequate Name

 

[shortkut]

Alu Maloo

 

[Tubby23]

American Nightmare Cody Rhodes

 

[Jawneh]

A Wolf

 

[Crystal]

American Nightmare Cody Rhodes

A Warewolf in Paris Hilton

 

[shortkut]

A wardrobe to narnia

 

[Tommy Boy]

AvalancheColoradoMattFan

 

[Ryan!]

Aye Blinkin!

 

[shortkut]

Aye Blinkin!

Abe Lincoln?

 

[Ryan!]

Abe Lincoln?

No I ain't said Abe Lincoln. I said Aye Blinkin.

 

[shortkut]

No I ain't said Abe Lincoln. I said Aye Blinkin.

A Jew? Here?

 

[Pun Damage]

A Jew? Here?

It worked in Blazing Saddles!

 

[Jawneh]

Aesthetically Pleasing

 

[Pun Damage]

Awfully Inconvenient

 

[Ants!]

Anal-olgy