Coleman Held A Gun to My Dog's Head

[majin]

hello, im real

 

[Mark]

He has that effect on people. You get used to it. Or… you get a new dog outta the deal.

 

[Crystal]

Majin, welcome

 

[Cole]

see? do I ever disappoint you guys? of course it's the real Majin, I only know the best people!

 

[Crystal]

see? do I ever disappoint you guys? of course it's the real Majin, I only know the best people!

...but you know me, so you just contradicted yourself.

 

[Cole]

...but you know me, so you just contradicted yourself.

well to be fair, you didn't tell me personally about the forums, I had to find out ON MY OWN.

 

[Crystal]

well to be fair, you didn't tell me personally about the forums, I had to find out ON MY OWN.

Umm, but..I uhh....I...we...that is...

 

[Mark]

well to be fair, you didn't tell me personally about the forums, I had to find out ON MY OWN.

If it makes you feel any better, I only found out because I just happened to be on Facebook while I was taking a poop.

That’s right. I’m only here because I had to take a shit.

 

[Crystal]

If it makes you feel any better, I only found out because I just happened to be on Facebook while I was taking a poop.

That’s right. I’m only here because I had to take a shit.

The cycle is complete. GW, high in fiber!

 

[Acolyte Players]

well to be fair, you didn't tell me personally about the forums, I had to find out ON MY OWN.

I mean I told you about it.

 

[Cole]

I mean I told you about it.

yes, but not my old admin buddy and partner.

tsk tsk

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

who let this guy in

 

[shortkut]

well to be fair, you didn't tell me personally about the forums, I had to find out ON MY OWN.

People told me about it, but I didn’t see any messages until AFTER I already joined, so I don’t think it counts

Welcome majin. I liked you best when your name was [Insert Name Here]

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

unrelated but holy crap you guys have a lot of posts.

 

[Cole]

unrelated but holy crap you guys have a lot of posts.

your face has a lot of posts.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

those are called eyes and I have too many to count.

 

[Cole]

those are called eyes and I have too many to count.

then can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

 

[Mark]

People told me about it, but I didn’t see any messages until AFTER I already joined, so I don’t think it counts

Welcome majin. I liked you best when your name was [Insert Name Here]

I remember that name…

 

[Tommy Boy]

HAY DOODS!!! Welcome back! Glad to see you here!!

 

[Crystal]

yes, but not my old admin buddy and partner.

tsk tsk

I know. I suck worse than Alu.

 

[Boots]

Welcome back. Good to see ya.

 

[Mark]

I know. I suck worse than Alu.

Impossible. You could have started sucking 30 years ago and still not have sucked enough as Alu. Alu has sucked since before his zygote existed. He is literally made out of atoms that were shit out of a black hole… the absolute alpha and omega of suck.

 

[Ants!]

So hold a dog to his guns head.