Choose any superpower, but the first person to reply gets to choose a side effect.

[Crystal]

Those birds are exclusively humming birds.

Gift of speech that allows you to convince anyone to do anything.

The only words that will exit your mouth are "bring me liver and onions"

Ability to instantly have the right tools for any job.

 

[Lee]

The only words that will exit your mouth are "bring me liver and onions"

Ability to instantly have the right tools for any job.

But they are always broken.

Ability to be able to come up with great ideas on tap.

 

[Crystal]

But they are always broken.

Ability to be able to come up with great ideas on tap.

But the Simpsons already did all of them.

Ability to travel anywhere and everywhere instantaneously

 

[Lee]

But the Simpsons already did all of them.

Ability to travel anywhere and everywhere instantaneously

But you can only stay for 15 minutes.

Be able to turn things I touch in to gold.

 

[Crystal]

But you can only stay for 15 minutes.

Be able to turn things I touch in to gold.

But you cannot touch food or people ever again because of it.

Ability to make the absolute best pizza on planet Earth.

 

[Gloom-is-good]

But you cannot touch food or people ever again because of it.

Ability to make the absolute best pizza on planet Earth.

You're lactose and gluten intolerant.

Ability to pick up languages within hearing it the first time.

 

[Crystal]

You're lactose and gluten intolerant.

Ability to pick up languages within hearing it the first time.

But you immediately lose the ability to speak a different language and cannot re-learn that language for 3 years.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

You guys type too fast, I had a pineapple pizza resonse to the pizza ability...

 

[Marlfox]

Teleportation plz

Don’t say it warps me into the sun or high up in the air or something. I want to survive using it.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Side effect: It warps you into the sun or high up in the air or something.

Ability: I can read a 500 page book in 30 seconds.

 

[shortkut]

Side effect: It warps you into the sun or high up in the air or something.

Ability: I can read a 500 page book in 30 seconds.

Only if the book is part of the twilight series

The ability to understand what people really mean when they say they are “fine”

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Side Effect: It only works on males.

Ability: I think it and my neighbor mows my lawn for me for free.

 

[shortkut]

You never live anywhere with a lawn

Public restrooms are always empty and clean when I need one

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Side Effect: Your own personal bathroom at home looks like a grimy, well used outhouse.

Ability: You are a god at snowboarding.

 

[shortkut]

Side Effect: Your own personal bathroom at home looks like a grimy, well used outhouse.

Ability: You are a god at snowboarding.

Global warming means no more snow

 

[Fool's Requiem]

The end?

 

[shortkut]

The end?

The posts are made, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a post was typed. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to gamewinners. But it was a post.