Aussie Dingo Aussie Dingo: Predator vs Prey - Ep 1 (Night 1/Day 1)

[Dean]

You don't live near wasps do you?

Does polistes humilis count?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

When you’re starting out you don’t like to ask for help; you want to prove you’re capable of doing everything yourself. You actually have to be pretty secure to admit that you need some help.

I don't need any help. I can quit whenever I want!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Does polistes humilis count?

No, made up words don't count

 

[Dean]

No, made up words don't count

TW: bugs

Spoiler

 

[Christina]

Does polistes humilis count?

The proper name is murder bee.

 

[Dean]

The proper name is murder bee.

They're just paper wasps. Beaten by scissor wasps, but they can cover rock wasps.

 

[VashTheStampede]

The proper name is murder bee.

Murder bee illegal

I bee calling the cops

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I bee calling the cops

 

[Dean]

Guys I'm getting hot and tired

 

[Christina]

 

[VashTheStampede]

Guys I'm getting hot and tired

That's just the aussie weather

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Guys I'm getting hot and tired

You could be hot and bothered.

 

[Christina]

That's just the aussie weather

I think its winter there now.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I think its winter there now.

Upside-down winter?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I think its winter there now.

Almost springtime.

 

[Christina]

Do you guys do pumpkin spice season in the spring instead of fall?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Do you guys do pumpkin spice season in the spring instead of fall?

pumpkin spice is the devil

 

[shortkut]

I didn't realize someone might try to give me chlamydia just because I'm playing this, wtf?

aren’t those the best games? Certainly more fun initially than bloody knuckles

 

[Fool's Requiem]

oh right, I'm supposed to lie...

Um... pumpkin spice is the nectar of the gods!

 

[Christina]

oh right, I'm supposed to lie...

Um... pumpkin spice is the nectar of the gods!

No no no, I prefer apple spice myself.

 

[shortkut]

I would never give a koala to my pregnant wife

Congratulations @Christina !

 

[TD]

So instead of a role claim I'm going to rate my cuteness.

10/10

 

[Dean]

Great, two guys claiming quokka already

 

[Christina]

Congratulations @Christina !

Rack off with that.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

I vote to watch Aussie Rules. It's a game of chaos and I haven't seen it in a decade.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Great, two guys claiming quokka already

I'm gonna need to keep checking what's what lol

 

[Tubby23]

Do you guys do pumpkin spice season in the spring instead of fall?

Pumpkin spice is a relatively new thing to this country, so I don't know when people have it. We certainly don't eat pumpkin as a dessert (personally I don't eat pumpkin at all). It's very early spring but today on the south coast it is 70 fahrenheit.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I vote to watch Aussie Rules. It's a game of chaos and I haven't seen it in a decade.

Yeah mate, it's a dog's breakfast

 

[TD]

Hey, TD started the Snapple bandwagon, not me!

Why so eager to protect him?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Guys, I admit it. I'm the Saltwater Crocodile. @Benzine prepare your will (in game). You have two days.

 

[Dean]

Why so eager to protect him?

I'm gonna do enough dense and dangerous shit this game, I don't need to be blamed for shit I didn't do!

 

[TD]

Every time someone says an animal I gotta go read.

 

[TD]

I'm gonna do enough dense and dangerous shit this game, I don't need to be blamed for shit I didn't do!

I can and I will blame you!

 

[Dean]

Guys, it looks like everybody is onto me, so I'll just admit it...

I'm the Komodo Dragon.

 

[Tubby23]

I vote to watch Aussie Rules. It's a game of chaos and I haven't seen it in a decade.

 

[Benzine]

Guys, I admit it. I'm the Saltwater Crocodile. @Benzine prepare your will (in game). You have two days.

 

[TD]

Good enough for me.

I vote Dean.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Guys, it looks like everybody is onto me, so I'll just admit it...

I'm the Komodo Dragon.

 

[Dean]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Oh good, you are here.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

that zard is chill af

 

[VashTheStampede]

I said in the last game I was never going to role claim again but I'll make an exception for this one. I'm the kiwi bird

 

[TD]

Is it just me or is Benzine usually not a gif poster?

 

[Dean]

I'm gonna lick all of you

 

[Tubby23]

Votes to lynch (8 required):

Joseph Snapple - 1 (Fool's Requiem)
TD - 1 (Local Hero)
Benzine - 1 (Jawneh)
Dean - 1 (TD)

No vote - 11 (Alu, Benzine, canadaguy, Christina, Joseph Snapple, Kat, shortkut, Smacktard, TD, Tommy Boy, Vash)

Votes to skip (15 required):

Skip - 1 (Fool's Requiem)

No vote - 14 (Alu, Benzine, canadaguy, Christina, Dean, Jawneh, Joseph Snapple, Kat, Local Hero, shortkut, Smacktard, TD, Tommy Boy, VashTheStampede)

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I said in the last game I was never going to role claim again but I'll make an exception for this one. I'm the kiwi bird

I love hate kiwis.

 

[shortkut]

Rack off with that.

Yeah, no wuckers. I wasn’t calling you a slag

 

[Benzine]

Is it just me or is Benzine usually not a gif poster?

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Dean]

I said in the last game I was never going to role claim again but I'll make an exception for this one. I'm the kiwi bird

Crikey m8