Are you woke?

[Fire Queen]

i’ve typed and deleted like five different things into this text box and in the end i think all i want to say is that it’s funny that all of the scariest things about trans people are always hypotheticals lmao

 

[Raine]

That's where my "I ain't here to change minds" approach comes from. If you're not posing a question, I'm not engaging.

Navigating it all is tricky enough without having to pin down sources of unease and assuage fears that are started/perpetuated by people looking to make money off of outrage clicks.

 

[Crystal]

i’ve typed and deleted like five different things into this text box and in the end i think all i want to say is that it’s funny that all of the scariest things about trans people are always hypotheticals lmao

All part of the secret illuminati trans agenda to turn everyone trans and make it a cool thing to go through this shit!

That's where my "I ain't here to change minds" approach comes from. If you're not posing a question, I'm not engaging.

Navigating it all is tricky enough without having to pin down sources of unease and assuage fears that are started/perpetuated by people looking to make money off of outrage clicks.

Nah, it's super easy to be trans and get through this world without fear of being murdered just for existing. We're the new cool kids on the block! If they don't block us from bathrooms quickly enough, we'll start parties and might actually get to relieve ourselves!

 

[Raine]

I'mma be honest, I've avoided public bathrooms my entire life anyway. People are fucking nasty.

"Women's bathrooms must be super clean, they sit to pee," they say. ARE YOU QUITE CERTAIN ABOUT THAT BUB?

 

[Crystal]

I'mma be honest, I've avoided public bathrooms my entire life anyway. People are fucking nasty.

"Women's bathrooms must be super clean, they sit to pee," they say. ARE YOU QUITE CERTAIN ABOUT THAT BUB?

Yeah, I stay clear as well. Doesn't matter if it's male, female, I'm not touching them. I just find it awful that people have such a hard time with trans women (and as usual, it is always just trans women) relieving themselves. I mean...what are you thinking we're doing in a bathroom? Just...ugh.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'mma be honest, I've avoided public bathrooms my entire life anyway. People are fucking nasty.

"Women's bathrooms must be super clean, they sit to pee," they say. ARE YOU QUITE CERTAIN ABOUT THAT BUB?

Tampons.

Blood soaked tampons.

 

[shortkut]

I'mma be honest, I've avoided public bathrooms my entire life anyway. People are fucking nasty.

"Women's bathrooms must be super clean, they sit to pee," they say. ARE YOU QUITE CERTAIN ABOUT THAT BUB?

According to my wife, women don’t want to sit on the seats so they hover, leading to the equivalent of men not lifting the seat to pee. Leading to a vicious circle where future women will not want to sit on the pee coated sink because people are nasty and don’t clean after themselves

 

[Boots]

what are you thinking we're doing in a bathroom?

 

[Crystal]

Accurate! I always Elmo Dance on the throne

 

[Mark]

Accurate! I always Elmo Dance on the throne

Shaking the dingleberries free.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Real talk, do any of you do things to make your stay on your throne at home more comfortable? My legs often fall asleep.

 

[Mark]

Real talk, do any of you do things to make your stay on your throne at home more comfortable? My legs often fall asleep.

Don’t lean on them looking through the forums… you’ll cut off circulation. Stretch your legs out if you’re there for a while… Or… reverse and use the tank for a nice little table for your snacks or comics or whatever. You’re grown. You can shit any way you want now. Comfort over conformity.

 

[Crystal]

Don’t lean on them looking through the forums… you’ll cut off circulation. Stretch your legs out if you’re there for a while… Or… reverse and use the tank for a nice little table for your snacks or comics or whatever. You’re grown. You can shit any way you want now. Comfort over conformity.

 

[Mark]

I’m so glad one of y’all got the reference.

 

[A Slightly New Used Server]

Real talk, do any of you do things to make your stay on your throne at home more comfortable? My legs often fall asleep.

We have a squatty potty and an air dry bidet. Pooping in luxury in this house.

 

[Crystal]

I’m so glad one of y’all got the reference.

I'm a nerd, I get it

 

[Mark]

We have a squatty potty and an air dry bidet. Pooping in luxury in this house.

“Alexa, air dry my bunghole.”

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Always feel bad for Butters. Shitty parents, shitty friends, still positive.

We have a squatty potty and an air dry bidet. Pooping in luxury in this house.

Definitely feel like I need to get one of those squatty potties. I spend too much time waiting for something to come sometimes.

 

[Mark]

Always feel bad for Butters. Shitty parents, shitty friends, still positive.

Definitely feel like I need to get one of those squatty potties. I spend too much time waiting for something to come sometimes.

Butters is the shit, though. He’s all about getting out there and making some motherfuckin’ money.

You’re also getting old. Fiber becomes important.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Butters is the shit, though. He’s all about getting out there and making some motherfuckin’ money.

You’re also getting old. Fiber becomes important.

I think my issue is that I don't drink enough water. My pooping problems have been a thing since I got appendicitis when I was 20.

 

[Crystal]

Butters is the shit, though. He’s all about getting out there and making some motherfuckin’ money.

Do you know what I am saying?

 

[Ants!]

Eat some more veggies and less meat or dairy.

 

[Requiem]

I think to a normie I'd be woke, but not really. I'm a pretty left leaning guy, but sometimes I feel like I've stayed in the same spot, while the rest of the left has rushed past me. Oh well.

Back in my GW days I was a Bush republican and inched my way leftward.